This week we wrap up Season Two of RHONJ by taking a look at the Posche Fashion Show and its ensuing fall out. We talk 2000s Jersey fashions, Kim D's skunk hair, foreclosure, hair extensions, Danielle's horrific breasts, and the fall of Jersey's number one flip-flopper: Kim G. 

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This week, we discuss the Danielle v. Dina showdown at Chakra, "spicy editing", suit-shopping for Danny, leaked sex tapes, Danielle's quest to reclaim her sexy, Donna, Posche's most gormless sales associate, and Kim G's struggle to climb up a stripper pole.

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It's a brand new season in New Jersey, and Danielle's out for blood. We talk Danielle's game plan going into the new season, stalking the Manzos, Christine's modeling luncheon, Kim G, Danny Proventzano, Hell's Angels, and a charity fundraiser for a baby with cancer. All very uneventful stuff.

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This week on the season premiere of "The Housewives Archives," we head back east to say hello to our new batch of Housewives! We discuss RHONJ's humble beginnings, the Season One taglines, the importance of "fambily," Château, Jersey interior décor and, of course, the table flip. Plus, we dissect the biggest storyline of Season One, New Jersey's resident pariah and the little book that haunts her wherever she goes: "Cop Without a Badge."

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This week, for the world's most tenuous Christmas special, we head to the snow-capped mountains of Salt Lake City for a one-off look at Bravo's newest cohort of beloved psychopaths. We discuss the major misfire that was Season One Jen Shah, we psychoanalyze SLC's resident cult leader, Mary Cosby, we pick apart the mystery that is Meredith Marks' cleavage and the destined failure that is Brooks Marks, and we laud the true unsung hero of RHOSLC and the world's worst manipulator, Lisa Barlow. And of course it wouldn't be Christmas without reliving the infamous Jen Shah arrest in the Beauty Lab + Laser parking lot. God bless us, everyone. 

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It's bittersweet over here at the Housewives Archives as we reunite for our very first in-person episode - and it also happens to be the season finale! This week, we discuss Real Housewives: Ultimate Girls Trip, Sex and the City, RHOSLC, Ellie's first Thanksgiving, Zarin Fabrics, and our ill-fated trip to the world-famous Regency... Plus, we reveal where we're headed for season three of the Housewives Archives! 

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Look at her. Look at her fucking life... This week, we cover the demise of Erika Jayne/Girardi as we know it. We talk the beginning of her marriage to Tom Girardi, widows and orphans, Sutton, mascara, remorse, Erika's most recent Reunion performance, and trolling the Instagram trolls. Plus, we predict what the future holds for Erika. Will she bounce back unharmed, or will this be the last we ever see of Erika?

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She's an enigma wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in cash, wrapped in a Moschino T-shirt dress. This week, we talk sex, fashion, Erika's nasty side, incidental music, daddy issues, singing, "nakedity" and alter egos. Plus, we meet our vocal match when we try to nail down the ever elusive "Erika voice"

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Oh, you bet we're gonna talk about it... This week, we discuss Lisa Rinna of Depends fame and her old Hollywood friend-turned-nemesis, Denise Richards. We talk owning it, threesomes, wigs, Lois, openness and honesty, out-of-control fashion, the blurred line between truth and fiction, and the suspicious timeline of Brandi's 'surprise' Denise revelation... Plus, we lobby for a remake of 'The Black Swan' starring Lisa Rinna.

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This week, we're taking a walk over the swan bridge and through the glass double doors to visit Lisa Vanderpump in Villa Rosa. We talk Lisa's love of animals, her friendships with Brandi and Kyle, Munchausen's syndrome, Lucy Lucy Apple Juice, Ken, the Reunions, British stoicism, and manipulation. Lots and lots of manipulation...

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