Azerbaijan's 40th most popular Film & TV podcast is back by unpopular demand! We catch up and reminisce about all our newfound success since wrapping last season, from minor international infamy to vaguely threatening Cameos from a certain Housewives-Friend-Of. Plus, we reveal which new city will be the subject of Season Two...

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This week on our finale episode of Season One, we appropriately end things by taking a look at the New York Reunions. We talk Andy Cohen, fashion hits and misses, breaking the fourth wall, cocaine accusations, and all our favorite Reunion Ramonaisms.

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¡Hola Chiquitas! This week, we delve into the literal shit show that is the Season 10 group trip to Cartagena, Colombia. We talk Bethenny versus Carole, anaphylaxis, falling down the stairs, Luann versus Dorinda, the boat ride from hell, and rampant diarrhea!

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It's been a long time coming, but we finally made it. This week, we conclude the epic saga that is the life and times of Countess Luann, as seen through the prism of everything from Greek tragedy to Tennessee Williams. We talk divorce, alcoholism, arrests, and cabaret. Lots and lots and lots of cabaret...

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This week, it's about Tom. We unpack the genesis of the ill-fated romance between Luann and notorious Upper East Side womanizer, Tom D'Agostino, and all its ensuing chaos. We talk Girl Code, rooming at Sonja's townhouse, the insane Bethenny v Luann Bezerkshires fight, and those incriminating photos at the Regency...

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The leviathan that is Countess Luann de Lesseps is so monumental that we could not possibly fit her and her pumpkin head into just one measly episode, so we made her a two-parter! In our first installment, we take a look at Luann B.T. (Before Tom) and her many personas therein: the Countess, divorcee, "singer", gay icon, Friend of, and, of course, the Cool Countess. We discuss etiquette, charity, camels, and pirates. C'est bon! C'est bon!

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Fasten your seatbelts, because this week we take a wild ride on the Ramonacoaster! We talk Ramona's fashion hits and misses, her unfiltered mouth, the Brooklyn Bridge fight, and the tried and tested Ramona Apology. 

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Get the pinot ready, because it's turtle time! This week, we reminisce about all our favorite drunken moments on RHONY, from the Tequila trip to Tipsy Girl. But before that, we do a bit of close character analysis as we look at alcohol through the prism of its two biggest abusers: Sonja Morgan and Dorinda Medley. Woo-hoo!!

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We're determined to start 2021 on the wrong foot as we continue our in-depth literary analysis of Kelly Bensimon's oeuvre "I CAN MAKE YOU HOT!" We check in on our respective hotness journeys, we also discuss water consumption, food mistakes, and how to dress hot. Plus, an anecdote about meeting Madonna gives us crucial insight into the origins of Kelly's infamous trigger. Get your notebooks ready because there's plenty more nuggets of lunacy to dissect!

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We round off this hot mess of a year appropriately enough by conducting a forensic analysis of Kelly Bensimon's magnum opus, inspired by a Reddit thread. Part cookbook, part health & wellness, and part manic ramblings, this book is a bold, imaginative work for our times and the closest thing humanity will ever have to truly understanding the psyche of the genius that is Kelly Killoren Bensimon. We laughed, we cried (a lot), and we were ultimately none the wiser because of it. 

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