The Hozone Lair

In this week's episode, the Hozone is breached by an old friend of the hosts. Carrie does her best to be canceled and Hosey is a big-nosed bitch. The guest and hosts go on to show that they are not as young as they think. The blood gets flowing as they express their utter excitement over bargain stores and quality vacuums. Hosey explains how to slay some pussy cats and an honorable mention is commemorated by a dick-shaped tombstone. This episode covers topics from the existence of God to regurgitation and re-consumption of an unholy mess. Tune in, drop out and enjoy the demise of civilization in this Halloween special. Thank you to everyone that takes the time to listen, you are all a bunch of idiots, and your parents would be disappointed.   

Due to unforeseen technical drunkenness, this episode is a week late (I'm sure you noticed). In this week's episode Carrie and Hosey and joined by a lifelong fan! The hosts discuss many high-brow stories and Carrie gets into a question for the ages. Hosey reflects on his roots and possibly discovers the precursor to his position as the black sheep of his family. Tune in and laugh idiots, we're merely the soup kitchen dishing up high-quality content for you bums. Well, maybe not "high-quality" but beggars can't be choosers and you are all a bunch of desperate harlots, eat up.

In this (bi) weekly episode (no offense Carrie) the host are joined by some longtime friends. We decided to not video this episode because one of our guests apparently aspires of going places. Not sure what she is doing hanging out with us degenerates, but we were lucky enough to snag her. We are blessed with another Dan story and Hosey speaks about his 15 min of fame on MTV's True Life: "I'm an embarrassing piece of shit"; Matt doesn't hesitate to make sure that every beautiful detail is included. Carrie embraces the fact that she has daddy issues and Chelly reminisces about the dong that set her free, but placed the guy in prison. There may have been some tech problems along the way but, well this is the fucking Hozone so what else do you expect. Tune in and laugh at the pure douchebaggery that ensues. Thanks for listening in Homens, we truly appreciate it.

In this week's episode, the hosts take a few trips down memory lane and hit a dead end. Hosey brings some emotion to the episode and Carrie demonstrates her sensitivity. There is a basic bitch white girl shot and we hear a story about one man's descent into the unknown, by unknown we mean a finger in the butt. Carrie's father whispers sweet nothings into her ear and shows off his unmentionables to minors. Join in on the fun and let go of your problems. Decent into the Hozone Lair and laugh along with us. PS, the next episode will be one for the ages. 

In this weeks(ish) episode, Hosey and Carrie are joined by a super fan! They have modified the recording process which allows for additional segments and the future possibilities are endless! Move over dick jokes, here come dick pics! Hosey has determined that most people do not listen to the full episodes let alone read this silly bullshit, so fuck off homans. Gibberish blah me fuck-stick, enjoy this previously recorded cuntent. Good day

In this week's episode Carrie was too busy hoeing around to even make an appearance. Luckily, Hosey was joined by a few guests so the show could go on! While there was an outline for this episode, it quickly runs off the rails and goes way over the allotted time. Due to this unforeseen, unfortunate success, we had to break it into two parts. In the 1st part, Dave informs us repetedly that he isn't gay and then proceeds to contradict himself for half the show. He tells a wonderful story about Jesse getting Jessied while entering a Jessied state himself and a mystery guest brings his hammer to the table. Although Dave isn't gay, did we mention that already? He has become a connoisseur of sorts, tune in to find out what that sort is.  "You forget titties, you forget vaginas, you never forget a dick" - The bible or something. If you are feeling down lately, tune in and listen to us inadvertently boost your self-confidence. Thanks, idiots

In this episode, Carrie and Hosey fly solo again but are surprised by two call-in guests. Carrie is informed by her family that they love her slutty ways and Hosey cuts it. The hosts play pick your poison and both end up dead. Hosey's dad plays a reverse UNO card that does not end well. The show is closed out by Carrie's peaks and words of affirmation between the hosts. We will be taking this week off to enjoy family and the holiday weekend. We will return next week with a guest, hopefully, they will be Jessied. Tune in and cringe at us you idiots, because the cringe is thick. 

In today's episode, Carrie and Hosey take a break from guests due to scheduling conflicts and Carrie being a mean, scary old bitch. The hosts play a game of pick your poison and Carrie admits to a crush that is forbidden outside of the bible belt. They read about some embarrassing moments and give a big shout-out to Their number one Fan. This episode is brought to you, in part, by my AA.