Hello folks, If this episode sounds like a chopped and screwed Paul Wall album we apologize. We were having some technical difficulties that were resolved in the 2nd half of the show. Unfortunately, It took two hours to find a resolution so our technical difficulties turned into drunkical difficulties. Lessons were learned from this episode, both about technology and sobriety. Carrie and Hosey were Joined by Mike and Ken and it was determined that we need to have a bouncer present from here on out to protect the guest from Carrie. Don't let her transgressions scare you from coming on.  We had a good time recording this episode, maybe a little too much fun. We will have our shit together next week, well, at least Hosey will. 

The title of this episode says it all. Obviously, it is not the infallible Hosey who is apologizing, no no no! It is of course the jesters that surround him, or in this case, chose not to. While the three stooges stand Carrie and Hosey up, the hosts are still here to bring you your weekly dose of whatever the fuck it is that you're about to listen to. Fret not, Carrie is here to ask for your forgiveness for last week's antics, even though she doesn't really remember committing them. Unfortunately, This week's episode was based on the three buffoons that were supposed to be here but decided Jessing out was more important. Due to their short notice, this episode goes off the rails a few times. Luckily, that's just what you sick puppies like to see. Laugh at us you idiots, we've already been laughing at you.   

Here we are, episode 11, and absolutely no dignity left. Well, why stop now? In this week's episode, Carrie realizes that she was Me Too'd mid-sentence, does anyone know that the statute of limitations is in Wyoming? She also speaks about her serial killer tendencies as well as her path to redemption. Hosey's back with another pet peeve and an onslaught of self-deprecation. The lesson this week is that sometimes there isn't water hot enough to rinse off all the shame. Tune in and laugh at us you idiots, you deserve it.   

In this episode, Carrie and Hosey are joined by Maddie (Carries niece) and a mystery audience member. They take a Tik Tok shot and talk about their virality. They play a game of "how many beers" Where they determine how many beers it would take to smash their friends. Join in on the fun and see if they would bang you. Duane calls in to give his version of the Walmart beat down. Tune in and laugh at us, you deserve it.

In this episode, Hosey and the hoe go without a guest. They are still waiting to get the results of their STD test after being in the same room as their previous guest. Carrie has a queef stroke and clears the air, I mean the room. Ooh-ooh that smell, Can't ya smell that smell, Ooh-ooh that smell, The smell of cooter surrounds you. They discuss some unanswerable questions and Carrie talks about being in the illuminati, but we know she means the alluminutty. Tune in and laugh at us, you deserve it.

In this episode Carrie and Hosey are joined by a day drinking deplorable. We discuss the finer things in life and by finer things we mean Hosey's wife of course. Jesse's in love with a stripper and Carrie is a freak that leaks. Make sure that nobody is around because they will judge you for listening to this filth. Tune in and laugh at us, you deserve it. 

In this episode, Carrie and Hosey are joined by their fat biker friend Ken. He talks about his 1st sexual experience (the title is a spoiler) and many of his sexual endeavors that followed. Hosey nearly dies from a case of the hyenas and Carrie lets Ken in on a BIG secrete. To close the episode we are joined by a special guest who tells us about his search for something dear to him. Buckle up Homens, this is a bumpy ride.