The Idiot's Guide to Everything

After our "great success" premiere radio show last week, we're back with more podcasting goodness. This week a man has trapped himself in an ATM machine; Wimbeldon is forcing people to wear very specific underwear; and police shoot a could mid-coitus.

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Woooh, she's a smutty one this week. Dan is still banging on about his play; a priest has been caught in a gay, drug fuel orgy; and the hotdog eating world record has been smashed again.

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Damn Daniel, back at it again with another podcast! This week New Zealand has won the America's Cup once again, a man has pooped himself 11 times after drinking Starbucks, and Margot Robbie uses fanny cream on her lips.

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This week we're joined by New Zealand's "Best New Broadcaster", Jim Cawthorn. Dan has become a "viral sensation" during the week, featuring in an article in the NZ Herald; The Queen is in trouble with the police; a nerd (not Chris, surprisingly) is trying to get a date with Asa Akira and an alarm clock has been lost in a wall.

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This week the Idiots take on the biggest news stories of the week, as usual. Tom Cruise is in New Zealand, and we manage to get an exclusive interview; Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather have finally agreed on the terms of a fight; 2 thieves have sex on a boat and Lorde has released a new album.

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We're going high-brow with week with the top story back onto the topic of faeces. Rounding out the news of the week Canada has made duels legal; a hangry woman attacks a McDonalds worker; a man throws bed bugs at a civil servant and the top films of all time are named.

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It's an absolute shambles this week because Dan is tired and "not in the mood". What a treat. Donald Trump is up to his old tricks and tweeting nonsense, the US military is working on personal hoverboards, a lady has taken pictures of 100's of penises and Qantas are trying to come up with names for their planes.

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It's a short but smutty episode this week as the idiots take on the news of the week. A hunter was crushed to death by an Elephant; a man has had his penis transplant tattooed; women are using old phones as vibrators; and Adam Sandler's new film received a standing ovation at the Cannes Film Festival.

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It's a different feel this week as Chris pushes all the buttons. Tom Cruise is on his way to NZ, Nessy has been spotted for the first time in a while, a UFO was spotted on the ISS feed.

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After a rocky start we're back for a brand new week. There is a fresh outbreak of Ebola to send the world into a tizzy, a french reported keeps getting sconned in the face with pies, the Danes are trying to make a beer from urine, and Friends reunion rumours are finally put to rest.

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