The Idiot's Guide to Everything

The Idiot's Guide to Everything

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The Idiot's Guide to Everything episodes

  • Fugitives, freaks and Phillip
    Drama unfolded this week with the world thinking Prince Phillip had died. A baby was born with 2 heads, Dan learnt a new fact about Celine Dion and Stephen Colbert is in hot water about something he said about Donald Trump. Plus, we're joined by World Record holder Lee Weir to discuss the fate of his record.
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    31 min
  • Jurassic Park, flying cars, and Coke.
    A real life Jurassic park has been found somewhere in Australia. Dan is a massive dino-buff and shows off some of his paleontology skills. Donald Trump has done something else mental, Uber is testing flying cars, the pope does a TED talk and a robot is kicked to shit. All this and more this week on The Idiot's Guide to the Week.
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    37 min
  • Missiles, Yachtsman and Old People.
    This week is a sad one for historians with last person born in the 1800s kicking the bucket. North Korea is fireing blanks and the Idiots talk to Duncan Heyde from The Rock FM about his story that made it to Graham Norton's Red Chair.
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    31 min
  • Easter, Apple and Advertising (w/ Ashton Brown)
    This week we're joined by Ashton Brown, who has a show in this year's NZ International Comedy Festival: Anxious to meet you. It's Easter weekend and we are slightly disappointed with Cyclone Cook. Is Donald Trump about to trigger WW3? Apple are testing self-driving cars. And Sonny Bill Williams is back in the news causing more controversy.
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    44 min
  • Queer clowns, estate agents and cubing
    This week is a bit of a shambles. The Idiot's are very hung over and tired. Putin is upset at being depicted as a gay clown, a real estate agent is in hot water after mailing someone his poo, and Chris has a go at solving a rubix cube.
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    27 min
  • T-Rex, Pornhub, and cookbooks
    Turns out the most ferocious dinosaur was a sensitive lover; Max Key is apparently trying to follow in his father's footsteps; Pornhub is trying to keep your history private, and Gwyneth Paltrow is causing a fair bit of food poisoning.
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    35 min
  • Terror, Key and raging bulls
    With the news this week from London, we have to get serious for a little bit. John Key has left parliament, Adele hits New Zealand and we were lucky enough to see her live. A Mexican man gets gored by a bull, and Chris wraps up the week on the web.
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    33 min
  • Brexit, Bieber and Bachelors
    It's been a busy week for us Idiot's but we've managed to source some great news for you. Britain has finally set a date for leaving the EU; Trump is propagating more lies, alleging Obama has been spying on him; and Justin Bieber is in New Zealand for his Auckland concert, so we try get him on the phone.
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    41 min
  • Korea, cows and conspiracies
    Only 3 weeks into our new format and it's already a slow news week. But we still manage to delve into the meaty stories of the week. Korea's President has been impeached, some bloke is trying to break the cow milking record, and there is a new theory on what really happened to MH370.
    Find out all that and more.
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    33 min
  • Oscars, gumboots and the moon
    This week the Idiots take on the utter debacle that was this years Oscars ceremony. With that out of the way, it's on to small town NZ news, Shortland Street's US prime time debut and Chris wraps on the week on the web.
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    36 min

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Chris and Dan are a couple of everyday kiwi mates who very rarely agree on anything... However, they did agree it was a good idea to start a podcast. We can't guarantee it will be funny but hopefully…