Episode 27 is here and so are you, so I'll assume you're here for the questions. But first - make sure you visit our site for the fun activities there. And please submit a question you'd like for a listener episode or our upcoming revisit episode!

1) When is it acceptable to speak to somebody in a public restroom?

2) How soon is too soon for making fun of tragedy?

3)What is the worst idea for a scented candle?

4) How will homeless beggars adapt to a world that no longer carries cash?

Hello and welcome to episode 26, we've passed our 1/4 mark to 100 episodes of important nothingness! This week's questions are:

1) What other sports would be made more interesting by a little league version?

2) What would it be like if every minor holiday were celebrated like Christmas or Halloween?

3) What household cures such as "holding your breath for hiccups" can be applied to serious diseases like cancer, aids, and injuries?

4) Because there is crime happening at any time during the day, why do super heroes need day jobs?

As always, visit us online for art, music, notes, and mas!

http://theimportantquestionspodcast.com/

Hi All - In preparation for the weeks to come leading to our 1st anniversary, please enjoy the 3rd lightning round episode featuring 8 questions timed at 5 minutes a piece, and a taste test of the world's worst liquor at the end of the show - Jeppson's Malort!

This week's 8 questions:

1) Why do small dogs feel invincible?

2) Do transgender people have to resubmit their job history on resumes?

3) Why don't horse owners have to pick up the shit after their large animals?

4) Who would win - Goku vs. Prepubescent 13 year old boy in a Tapout shirt?

5) Is peeing in a bottle and then dumping it out on something the same as just peeing on it?

6) How can batteries being throw at Michael Jordan (who starred in a battery commercial) be applied to people like Jared Fogle and Bill Cosby?

7) What are man and woman's best friend if it wasn't dogs and diamonds?

8) Are traps gay?

Join us on our website for more interactive stuff and features, like our new theme song genre every 3 weeks!

Hello listeners, we are approaching the end of our first year producing this show and want to do something special! Stay in touch, there's some news coming that we want all of your to be a part of! Anyways, welcome to episode 25 featuring the very first time Dave tries to do art. Visit our website for that! I'll link that towards the bottom. This week's questions:

1) (our first would you rather) Would you rather know how you would die but not when, or when you would die but not how?

2) How far does a superhero have to change until they are no longer the same person?

3) What would be the most convenient phobia to have in different careers?

4) Has any actor or actress made their break from starring in one of those terrible late-night infomercials?

Visit our page @ http://theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ and you will see our show notes, artwork, music, downloadable content, and be able to interact with us for another upcoming LISTENER EPISODE and more details regarding what we'll be doing for the show's first birthday!

Hi all, welcome to episode 24 of our show. Deepest apologies for a week off, but it happens. Anyways, do us a favor and submit a question to us on our site - we're very close to doing another listener episode!

This week's questions:

1) What's the actual deal with airline food?

2) Since being hipster is becoming mainstream, what would a new and modern hipster look like? (Sorry, goes off topic AF)

3) Why are some car mods considered illegal because they're distracting, yet a ton of billboards with giant distractions are okay to keep existing?

4) What's the logical next step for the people who hold abortion image signs?

Just like we've advertised all week, episode 23 is here and Smitty is about to eat the world's 2nd hottest pepper - the Trinidad Scorpion! But before he may or may not die, our questions for the week are:

1) Why did picking our own food victim only make its way into lobster tanks?

2) Considering today's robots only include automatic paper towel dispensers and sinks, what would the robot uprising look like today?

3) What would it be like if we had pubic and armpit dandruff?

4) What won't we do to lab rats, and what should we expect when they come for revenge?

While Smitty eats his pepper we do a bonus round. Why did we ever get rid of the car horn that goes AAOOOOGAH?

Please visit us only at http://theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ and see our show notes, artwork, and interact with us!

Make sure you interact with us this week. It'll make us feel good inside.

Week 22's questions:

1) Which animal, if kept as a pet, would serve absolutely no benefit at all?

2)What is the worst genre of film or TV to be the cameraman for?

3)What keeps standalone mattress stores going when people rarely need mattresses?

4) Should they create a Law and Order style TV program aimed at stupid and petty crimes?

Be sure to join us next week! Smitty will be doing something potentially life threatening and stupid.

Welcome to our 21st episode! Please visit us at our site http://theimportantquestionspodcast.com/ and you can get fun show notes, artwork, and downloadable content including our various genres of theme song!

This week's questions:

1) What will be the court case that ultimately brings humanity into the "age of the bitch"?

2) Is there anything that can bring the Hitler Mustache AKA toothbrush mustache back into fashion, or is it dead forever?

3) Why does Smitty love his own farts but hate other peoples' farts?

4) What are some creative ways to escape the huge burden of financial debts?

EPISODE 20 - SMITTY BREAKS A WORLD RECORD

Anyone who has seen the longest "yeah boy" knows that pathetic kid could only hold out his phrase for 30 seconds. Smitty shatters it with 39 seconds in this lovely episode.

As for the questions:

1) Will Google and Youtube begin offering education degrees due to their limitless bounds of knowledge at our fingertips?

2) Is there anything dynamite can't fix?

3) Why do our farts fascinate us while others' farts disgust us?

4) What would be the worst personality to have on your GPS?

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Episode 19 - our shortest normal episode since episode 7. Sorry you all only get 45 minutes of us this week.

Special thanks to the great Myk O'Connor from "Can I Get A Ride" for the great intro this week.

This week's questions:

1) The top conspiracy about automatic urinals is that they capture pictures of your penises. In reality, what could you do with a database of every penis around the world?

2) How does stepmom porn get differentiated from MILF porn?

3)Why do animals jump out in front of our vehicles?

4) What really happens to the greatest failures on Go Fund Me campaigns?

Hey all, submit your questions to our site and give us a review! Next week is our 20TH EPISODE!!! I think that makes it our 27th episode overall, but still. Here's to many more hours of idiocy.