This is the episode that the fans submitted! Welcome to our 2nd listener episode. Thank you to all fans who submitted their questions, and enjoy the answers. Fans who have never submitted, go to our website and make that happen. This week's fan-submitted questions:

1) If you were a tree looking into an apartment complex window for 30 years, would the people inside become more or less sexually deviant?

2) Which horror movie would you attempt to survive in for $10 million?

3) If someone from Ice Road Truckers finally crashed through the ice and died, would that help or hurt the show?

4) Why are Americans so proud to be American, yet so focused on their heritage?

At the end of the show we review a 2017 bottle of Dark Lord Russian imperial stout. Stick around for our comments. If you just like beer reviews, go to our website and we'll time stamp it for you. See you all next week, and keep submitting questions!

It's the middle of June, and we're moved into our new, permanent recording location! We're on a set schedule now, releasing every Thursday evening without fail!

This week's questions:

1) What is the worst thing about the world depicted by Axe Body spray?

2) Will AI take over the job of Walmart Greeters? And are human greeters the better option?

3) How long does it take for a fad to go from cool to dead?

4) Will the Pawn Stars' belongings just end up for sale at the pawn shop when they die?

Submit your questions on our website. Listener episode drops next week!

Welcome to our 17th normal style episode, and our 23rd total episode! A special thank you to everyone who downloads our show as we have just passed 2,000 total downloads! This week's questions are:

1) How can more sports be tailored to fat, untalented people like we did when making softball or mini golf?

2) When will the "breasturant" bubble burst?

3) What really happens to the 0.01% of bacteria our soaps cannot kill?

4) (Scott gets meta) What makes a question an important question?

For more detailed show notes, to download our theme, to enjoy our artwork, to submit your own questions, and to connect with us, visit our website!

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Please submit a question on our website if you haven't already! Another Listener Special is coming soon!

Welcome to the 2nd episode of our Lightning Rounds! These are fun episodes that take some questions and force us to answer them within 5 minutes before our timer runs out. This week we answer 4 questions and then spend 15 minutes reviewing some snacks sent to us by a fan! They were kind of related to discussion in a previous episode where we talked about eating insects. This week's questions:

1)What happened to memorable music themes in video games?

2) What are old people jamming out to when they're at the gym?

3) (A classic) What if everything was spiders?

4) Why don't more fruits have a sauce like apples?

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Good evening and welcome to our 16th normal style episode, which is our 21st episode in total. Please enjoy our questions this week:

1) Should commercials just be honest about some of the secondary uses of their products?

2) Why is there Braille on the driver's side of anything?

3) Will memes ever die?

4) How in the hell do a lot of basic life functions work if you're a conjoined twin?

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Welcome fans and first timers to episode 15. As is our style, we don't take 15 minutes to talk about our personal lives in the intro. All substance.

1)What fetishes did characters have or could create in the Harry Potter Kingdom?

2) What good real-life additions to the next Sims game make life more realistic and dreadful?

3) What are the best ways of handling suddenly having a long lost identical twin?

4) Why don't reality TV shows feature complete amateurs just trying their best?

Make sure to visit our site - www.theimportantquestionspodcast.com

We have better show notes, and weekly artwork. Plus download our theme song, connect with us, and submit your own questions for listener episodes!

Welcome back from our 2 months off the grid and to our new Tuesday evening slot! Not much has changed so we don't waste anybody's time talking about our lives. I never liked podcasts that got too personal. All content.

Tonight's questions:

1) How can a show called Finding Bigfoot be on its 7th season?

2) Not much is known about Mario and Luigi's plumbing profession. Were they good at their job?

3) How serious does a wrist injury have to be to no longer warrant a joke about masturbation?

4) Would animals screaming like humans cause more people to go vegetarian?

See ya'll next Tuesday, and enjoy the banter.

This week we bring you the finale in our series of archived demos recorded before our initial release of the podcast. Next week we'll return with new content for all to enjoy.

Would you pay to poop if the poop was made into an experience?

How did the slippery banana peel story come about?

Will the future bring sex robots tailored to different fetishes?

Finally, who will get your vote in the McDonalds Playland election?

We're off this week and next, so we're happy to be bringing you the 2nd in our collection of demos that we recorded before taking off with the show. This episode features Mitch, once again, on a faulty microphone, and the rest of us sounding somewhat normal.

In this old episode, Smitty asks what would kissing be like if they had different origin countries such as French kissing?

Then, a jellyfish is essentially a sack with hardly any neural systems, when is it dead or alive?

Who are we as humans to call any pageant winner Miss Universe?

Finally, why do all the assholes seem to come out as soon as you're running late?

Please enjoy our early work and stay tuned for some great banter ahead!

Unlucky episode 13. Hopefully what's inside doesn't kill you.

This week features 4 questions instead of our usual 4 questions. Sorry everybody. First question - most title loan stores end up in an old Pizza Hut or Taco Bell. Could you theoretically just go in and demand food?

Secondly, how are our comparisons to things legitimate if we say things are "good as shit" and "good as tits" if they're both meant to be the same?

Why are old people so slow if they have so little time to do anything?

Which movie/film/show portrays our future the most realistically?

As always, stay tuned for more important questions. Feed your minds, sheeple.