There's a lot of sponge talk in here. Spongebob is gay. Sponge is bread. Croutons are sponge. You are a salad. You can figure out the rest within the 80 minutes here. Also we drink 6 disgusting Lester's sodas...

1) How would different ethnic cuisines be approached by deeply rural or redneck towns?

2) How much change can be made to characters without ruining them?

3) How would you eat an entire Ikea bedframe under threat of death?

4) What are some super irrational arguments?

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Itunes and whatnot censor these descriptions. But can their glorious censorship read my image? Here's what to expect this week.

1) How could cheesy job orientations be tailored to cynics?

2) What were the best kids shows?

3) Why is it that wearing socks and nothing else feels more naked than wearing nothing at all?

4)What would different bowel syndromes be like if the adjective at the front changed?

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We are now officially recording together again - outdoors! Remaining safe while making sure none of us sounds like shit has never been easier. And this week, we bring you some great material.

1) What would it take for a butt to become legendary?

2) domestricated chips????,,,??? (or chimps)

3) What behaviors could you excuse because someone had to poop really badly?

4) If aliens abducted you, would you rather be in their zoo or their circus?

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Tonight's episode features our special guest Blake Weatherly from the show Tap Snaps. Please visit our website for all things that shill for them. Blake joins us for a bonus episode being released next month as well, so if you like what you hear, you know exactly what I'd ask you to do.

Here's our questions for the week.

1) You are God. How do you recreate Earth so that its inhabitants do better than we did?

2) What are some things you can do to make a normal pizzeria more appealing?

3) Which of our cohosts would we murder and how would we do it?

4) Would you rather take $100,000 now, or $10,000,000 in 10 years?

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This is our first official episode recorded via Discord. It has its hiccups, but is otherwise funny and you'll love it and you'll love me, and you'll love everything about its content and questions. We're deciding whether we'll keep up this route, try something new, or pause the show. Anyone's guess at the moment. Here's the questions this week.

1) Is the current apocalypse exceeding or undercutting expectations?

2) What would job applications be like if everybody had to campaign for the job they wanted?

3) For those who say "thoughts and prayers," where is your god now?

4) What are the weirdest career day presentations?

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Being stuck at home all day sucks. Let us help.

1)What are the shit tier, mid tier, and god tiers of produce?

2) A genie switches your butthole with another hole. Which hole do you switch?

3) You are now St. Peter. Who are you sending to hell?

4) What are the best things to avoid in a job interview?

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Ain't no pandemic gonna stop the delivery of prime questions.

1) Religion is deemed a mental illness. What is the cure?

2) What are things you dealt with as a child that you still deal with as an adult?

3)Our bodies become the scene for the next Osmosis Jones. What is going on in our movie?

4) All of your farts now have the same pungency and strength of skunk spray. How do we conceal our shame?

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We're temporarily moving to biweekly releases to save our backlog of episodes a bit longer. We're currently unable to get together and record at the moment. We'll let you know when we run out entirely. Here's what to expect this week.

1)Would you rather only eat or only drink for the rest of your life?

2)Which inventions would you take for granted the most?

3)What are the stupidest debates?

4) What song stuck on repeat would cause the most pain?

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10 Smittiless episodes later, we are now back with Smitty to Smitt shitt up again. That means 4 questions and here they are....

1) How could someone create the most dystopian work environment?

2) What traditions are best done away with because they're weird or gross?

3) What was the biggest lie you were told when you were young?

4) Every time you get a boner, there is a strange buzzing sound. How do you cover up your boners?

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Almost hit save without typing an episode description. How stupid would I have felt then?

1) You are trapped in the body of a bearded dragon. How do you prove that you're a human?

2) Why does the world hate us?

3) What would it be like if humans exhibited more animal-like behaviors?

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