The Important Questions

By The Important Questions

The Important Questions attacks the hard hitting subjects. Each episode presents four pressing questions discussed in great detail. It's as if Ask Reddit had its own podcast.... more

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How many episodes does The Important Questions have?

The podcast currently has 145 episodes available.

The Important Questions episodes:

February 18, 2021 The Important Questions Episode 96
Episodes are back - AND bonus episodes return this month...
Episode 96 topics -
1) What services should be made deliverable?
2) Would you assume the responsibilities of the Headless Horseman if it meant you could use your own head for sex stuff?
3) Which animal would be the weirdest with human buttcheeks?
4) What are the best cleanliness tips for pubes?
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT SOON!
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1h 7min
February 04, 2021 The Important Questions Episode 95
Nobody on our show is named Jerry. Stop asking for Jerry. Here's what we got this week.
1) Could you theoretically shove yourself up your own butt?
2) Would you use a gloryhole?
3) Which professions would be best to implement happy endings?
4) What merit badges would be given out in the Man Scouts?
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT SOON!
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Patreon: www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions
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1h 10min
November 12, 2020 Dave's Erotic Update
Disease is rampant in our area. People are getting sick. It's also getting too cold to podcast outdoors. Dave is here to break down our future plans and also give an erotic story telling of how your face mask will protect you, courtesy of the great Chuck Tingle.
Chuck, pls no copyright claims we don't get paid for this shit and also the pdf is free on your website. Chuck pls.
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32min
October 15, 2020 The Important Questions Episode 94
Today in podcasting, the acolytes answer some questions and then that's it.
1) What are god tier, mid tier, and shit tier swear words?
2) What would middle class white folk loot?
3) What's the longest you've gone in adult life without cumming?
4) What are the worst gender reveal ideas?
There's a bonus episode getting released early next week too. So if you don't donate $1 per month on Patreon, you ain't getting it. And that would really suck for you.
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1h 7min
October 01, 2020 The Important Questions Episode 93
Today marks Rico's first attempt at making art for the show. It also honors his return after being replaced by his own robot. If you missed that, you missed a huge story arch that may make you lost for episodes to come. If not, here's what we got coming today...
1) What is the shittiest animal to be?
2) Can the acolytes distinguish real from fake news? (ROUND 2)
3) Why has everyone forgotten about James Cameron's Avatar?
4) How do Amish people entertain themselves while they're shitting?
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1h 15min
September 18, 2020 The Important Questions Episode 92
Episode 92 - Rico Takes the World's Longest Shit. Also there's 4 questions...
1) How could the Movie "Teeth" be applied to men and their dicks?
2) What would a day in the life on Noah's Ark have been like?
3) How have you accidentally ruined a nut?
4) How would you run your own town?
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59min
September 02, 2020 The Important Questions Episode 91
Tonight's episode features RICO BOT, a selectively chosen assortment of Rico lines in appropriate situations. Enjoy!
1) What are the worst sports?
2) How does life change if insects become the size of dogs?
3) What are some superstitions you've held?
4) How would the Acolytes of Knowledge write horoscopes for stupid people who believe star signs?
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1h 23min
August 20, 2020 The Important Questions Episode 90
Four white douches talking about weed. How original.
1) What are some creative ways to get high?
2) Aliens come to Earth. What possession do we sacrifice to them?
3) Why do rich and famous people diddle kids?
4) Is everything remotely like everything else?
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We're not gonna talk about stoner shit for a long time.
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59min
August 06, 2020 The Important Questions Episode 89
This week is a first. Smitty goes where no acolyte has gone before as he sinks into his metal framed chair, baked as fuck. Surprisingly he contributes to conversation.
1) What is your online selling etiquette?
2) Why is step family porn so common?
3) How do we solve racism?
4) If you could morph into any piece of furniture, what would you become?
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1h 12min
July 23, 2020 The Important Questions Episode 88
Would you believe that the Acolytes of Knowledge received the first real leaks of the Gen 9 Pokemon? Well we're diving deep into the great new creatures they have for us!
1) What is something you can rob from somebody to mildly inconvenience them?
2) How do you up your masturbation game?
3) Why do you hate people for no good reason?
4) The Acolytes have been tasked with creating the new generation of Pokemon. What are we creating?
Consider being a Patreon donor. Bonus content is already being released and will be released once per month!
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1h 21min

FAQs about The Important Questions:

How many episodes does The Important Questions have?

The podcast currently has 145 episodes available.