Episode 43 topics.

1) What is the worst new casting for superheroes in movies?

2) How do I attract birds to my backyard?

3) What products can be adopted for their medicinal value?

4) How can sex scenes in movies and TV be more like real life?

Episode 42 Questions:

1) What is the adult equivalent of eating your vegetables?

2) What is the next business that millennials are going to kill?

3) What is the most inappropriate time to send an edible arrangement?

4) What is the best way to make money with minimal effort and risk?

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Welcome to the one and only edition of The Important Questions themed for Christmas. If you don't celebrate Christmas, whatever. We're releasing a quick episode for your holiday week since most of you probably ain't working.

1) If not reindeer, what else can pull Santa's sleigh?

2) What would happen if they put Frosty's hat on anything else?

3) In the realm of Starbucks and their red cups, how else can we minorly declare war on Christmas?

4) What shouldn't they throw cranberries in around Christmas?

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The Important Questions has been around for roughly 2 years now. In that time we've never had a guest. Today all of that changes. No spoilers - but be sure to listen in if you want to hear a guy you've never heard of.

Today's questions are:

1)What is the next big push in the pseudoscience world?

2) Should prisoners have the option to live their lives as a reality show?

3) Is there a hierarchy or douchebags?

4) What would happen if Veggie Tales made cartoons for the more mature themes of religion?

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Fappy Monday to the no-nutters who are just 4 days from finishing their month strong. Here to help ease the pain of celibacy is an episode of our show.

Now I'll be honest, I mixed this a few months ago and forgot about it completely - so I'm going to relearn the topics of tonight's episode just the same as you. What I can tell you, is that this is a lightning round with 4 quick fire questions. Then, the guys eat haggis. Then, the guys do a quick fire How Low question to round it out.

It's 46 minutes of decency, so come and get some.

Hello, and welcome to grand Episode 40 of our show! Here's what we got in store this week:

Intro question - what invention should be here by now?

Scott - What would life be like if all diseases were as easily transmitted and cured as the common cold?

Dave - What keeps psychics in business and how would 2 psychics compete against each other?

Mitch - What are the telltale signs of a dying business?

Smitty - Who would win in a fight between a guy who parks his truck across multiple parking spots and a guy who posts statuses without pictures of him/her going to the gym?

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Against your better judgement, here's the 39th episode of our shit show. Here's some questions to anticipate....

1) What are going to be some less important 'firsts' when we eventually colonize Mars?

2) What are the benefits of being really morbidly obese?

3) Are companies like grocery delivery services, fast food delivery, and laundry pick up making it more acceptable to become shut-ins?

4) Do we need a new plague?

Stay tuned til the end for some post-show bonus content and to hear our thoughts on durian fruit, the fruit that smells like rotting sewage and gym socks.

New show every other Thursday on our current schedule which is always bound to change. But as of right now, 9/27. Submit your questions!

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This week on How Low, discover the minimum amount of money necessary to suck a tapeworm from a cat's anus.

On this week's episode of The Important Questions, find out what makes Scott angry, what makes Smitty laugh, what gets Dave high, and who's out to kill Mitch.

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This week on How Low, we discuss the lowest amount of money necessary to force us to hold onto painful diarrhea for 12 hours.