Have you ever asked yourself what sort of bread you'd be? You haven't!? Well, what better time then now, or, if not now, in the middle of an Escape Room. Against the clock.

And if that hasn't wet your whistle...

Will Ben finally accept that the week starts on Monday?

Tune in and find out!

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You know what's great? FRIENDS. The having of them, and the homages to. If either of those prospects tickle your biscuit then this tasty new episode from Tony is going to be right up your cul-de-sac. Why not join us as we:

• Marvel as Jon missing the blindingly obvious references!

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P.s. Mike edited this, and found the experience surreal but very pleasant, as it's the first time he's edited something he hasn't been in. He's really hoping he didn't chop anything important out.

It's our two year anniversary special! Heston Blumenthal's back, and the time travelling gastro-criminal has got a job for Anna, Dom, Chris, Ben Jon and Mike!

The gang will need to steal the crown jewels with little more than a wedding cake and a birthday card - while battling the mole in the midst...

So yeah - tuck in! We think it's one our most exciting episodes yet. Also, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook?

This week Aled Laura Mike And Tony face off against a squad of Jon's Robo-Police.

Why is Tony hiding behind Aled?

Tune in, find out!

Oh yeah, here's the sneaky ASCII puzzle stuff - use your brain muscles to translate these to robotic policeman placements:

Initial Positions

-----------L------M-----A------T-------

And then after a little shuffle...

------T------R1------------------R4----L--------

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This week Laura, Mike, and Tony land in Lunar Lullaby FM and listen to Ben's puzzle.

Resurrecting the venerable MiniDisk, join our escapees flick through some masterful (an in some cases quite tropical) soothing bedtime tunes.

Whose greasy fingers have been tampering with the playlists?

Is the moon really made of cheese?

Can you stay awake to solve these puzzles?

Tune in to find out some of the above, as well as Mike's thoughts on pizza vomit in space!

Join Ben and Jamie...with special guest, Tommy Honton, Escape room designer, raconteur, immersive experience immersifier, as they escape a highly suspicious barn of donkeys!

Shiver in fear at the links to the KGB!

Bray loudly at thier terrible donkey schemes!

Metagame the shit out of your puzzles my dog (You might want to check our twitter feed for a clue).

Special thanks go out to iZoptope who kindly provided us with a copy of their new RX8 audio cleanup software, which helped remove many an ear cringing audio sin from this episode. Thanks guys - you're absolute gems! ('Dialogue Isolate' is the single best answer to the question 'did this person record while sitting on a tumble dryer?' I've had to date. Bloody magic.)

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This week, Aled, Jamie and Laura escape Mike's fiendish celebrity kitchen!

Will Heston Blumental's fiendish creation ruin Gordon Ramsay's sideboards?

Will the puns come thicker that Jamie Oliver's cockney accent?

Will we discover dark truths about Turkey Twizzlers?

Tune in, find out! And as ever, if you want to make our day, why not head join our Patreon, or hit us up on the Twitters or the Facebook. 

This week Laura, Mike and Ben emerge safe and sound from their doomed plane, only to become trapped in Jon's unassuming church.