This is a goodun this one. I think you'll enjoy it. Join Danny, Alan and Jon as they escape the clinical confines of one of Pfizer/Biontech's finest and most evil testing centres.

Marvel as they 'murfff' their way out of tube purgatory!

Wonder as they catch up on popular figures of hate!

Feel superior as they ignore metal bars and forget what centrifuges are!

By the way - vaccines are great, and probably aren't going to let shadowy billionaires control your mind. They've already got the tabloids for that.

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Ah, the great outdoors; beautiful flowers, captivating foliage, the wreckage of a sports car in a fountain. Bliss. This week join Jamie, Laura and Mike as they wrestle with Jon's topical Garden puzzle. Why is it topical?....we'll get to that.

Will Jamie nail a Deep South accent?

Will Q's identity finally be revealed?

Will Laura finally call time on her first marriage?

Tune in, find out!

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Happy new year! Or at least ... New Year! The world may still be teetering on the brink of collapse, but heck we're still publishing episodes so it can't all be bad right?

Join Mike, Chris, Jon and Bailey as they escape sneaky Danny's mind bending Roomyroomyroomroom!

Can you figure out the twist? We certainly can't...embarrassingly.

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Iiiit's Chriiiiistmaaaaaas! Well actually it's boxing day - but who's keeping track at the moment? And you're getting it a day early, that's a cheeky lump in the stocking if you know what I mean.

(This is part 3 of our 3 part Christmas Special - if you haven't already, why not listen to part 1 (the past) and part 2 (the present)?

Join us for the spectacular conclusion to our Christmas Carol special series, where our Scrooges find themselves in a terrible future, facing up to their dreadful festive sins, and answering mind bendingly important questions like:

Will Alan Scrooge change his bathroom habits?

Will Anna Scrooge think twice the next time she sees a reindeer?

Will Ebeneezer Bailey call the proper authorities?

And will Tony Scrooge allow natural selection to take its course?

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It's that time of year again! And boy do we have a show for you. Or rather three shows. For we have faithfully recreated Charles Dickens' classic Christmas tale "A Christmas Carol."

We have our Scrooge(s), we have our Ghosts. Join us as Tony, Alan, Bailey and Anna get taught the error of their ways!

Will Tony make foodie history?

What is Mrs Cratchet cooking?

How might Alan violate some guests?

Will Fred remember his lines?

Settle down with with some festive pud, and find out!

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Master of the Feast by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 licence. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Longing and Concern by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 licence. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was the other novel-

It's that time of year again! And boy do we have a show for you. Or rather three shows. For we have faithfully recreated Charles Dickens' classic Christmas tale "A Christmas Carol." We have our Scrooge(s), we have our Ghost*. Join us as Tony, Alan, Bailey and Anna get taught the error of their ways!

Will Bailey find a use for the chamber pot?

Will Anna remember how to pronounce her own beer?

Will Alan ever manage to tempt that donkey?

Settle down with a Mince Pie, and find out!

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*When Jon remembers

This week, Mike and Ben are joined by Amanda, Errol, Mike (a different Mike) and Ruby from the Room Escape Divas podcast, escaping from Andrew Lloyd Webber's threats in a hip and trendy cat cafe!

Will Errol get a cup of coffee, or will it be matcha?

Will Amanda break something with a cupcake?

Will Mike and Ruby manage to solve a puzzle while also being fab parents?

TIFO!

P.S. The theme for this episode was requested by our first Escape Boss Tier patreon, Ryann. Hope you liked it Ryann!

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Also - here's the bits you might need to solve the puzzles in this episode:

Menu

Hot Drinks

Price

Allergen information

Meowchiatto

£3.95

(TWST)

Catpurrchino

£3.20

(THN)

Ameowricano

£2.50

(TP)

Meowcha

£4.20

(CPCK)

Hot Chocacat

£4.00

(TH)

Regulars favourites

Mr RTT: Catpurrchino

Miss G: Meowcha

Mr D: Hot Chocacat

It's another cheeky Glassless chaps mini, this time coming from your boy, sweet Danny Nicholls, sharing his love of the brown stuff with the creamy topper if you know what I mean wink wink.

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Yes you read that right! Today Katie, Mike and Chris escape the most exotic Escape Room location of all. An actual Escape Room. We've come full circle. It don't get more meta than this!

Will Jon ever open his front door again?

Tune in, and find out!