Adrian sits down with his father-in-law, Cortland, in Colorado. We learn about him growing up in New Jersey, going to Woodstock, monogamy and winning Round 1 vs The Cancer.

Adrian welcomes himself back and pretends you asked him, "What's new?"  He then dives right back into the deep end with his philosopher friend, Matt. They talk about how Matt enjoys being a single white-boy trying to date asian chicks in Hawaii. Matt then talks about growing up in a small town in Ohio and never meeting his dad, which leads terribly into conversation about the mind and soul.

Adrian's little brother returns with an update on his Hawaii life and gives a couple good 'Waiter Horror Stories'. They also pretend they're catholic again and confess their disgusting sins to each other. You might wanna grab a towel. Adrian then wraps up season 1 of the show with his super medium-sized plans.

Adrian starts off by telling his mom not to listen to the show. We then get to know Adrian's friend from elementary school. She dishes on how Adrian's cousin, Ozzie, broke her little heart and we then hear how Julie became a young widow.

Adrian starts off with a quick complaint about 'tropical jungle living', which is just as frikn rediculous as it sounds. Then he and his token black friend, Ray, set race relations back a couple of decades. We get to know a little about Ray growing up and now dating-while-black here in Hawaii.

Adrian does some heavy lifting this week as he sits down with an old-earth creationist, born-again christian guy, Steve. This episode is not for the faint of heart, but this guy's story and beliefs make for a fascinating listen.

Adrian starts off with an update on how that whole "living vicariously through his little brother" thing is working out for him. While next week's episode will provide a little more conflict (for those waiting for that), as Adrian sits down with a born-again christian guy, this week is a family love-fest with Adrian's little brother, Christian. Adrian coerces Christian into telling everyone what an awesome big brother he was and they share some war stories from the baptist school their parents sent them to. They then finish up with Christian's confession of his senior prank and they just hope that the statute of limitations is up.

Adrian flies solo this week because he just wants to show off. He starts with his thoughts about his little brother, Christian, moving in with him and his family, and sets up one of his songs in his 'douchbag radio-DJ' voice. Adrian then sets up his next song with a quick tirade on the apocalypse. ....yes, that apocalypse!

Adrian starts off with a couple of his new favorite activities - bragging and parent judging! ...but just before he gets too obnoxious he puts himself back in check with a humiliating story of one of the times that he pissed his bed. Then we get to know Adrian's wife and some of her life choices that resulted in her married to this guy. She isnt too brutal when she rates Adrian as a husband and a father. ...and after you hear some of her ideas on parenting, you will at least be relieved that Adrian will not be able to screw-up their son, Ruben, toooo badly.  (....but we'll see)

In this episode Adrian gets to know Kevin, a father of two little girls.  One of his girls, Jade, is very present and manages to find every musical instrument in the house. She provides the soundtrack while we learn about Kevin growing up in So Cal with religous parents and losing his virginity in a jacuzzi. We discuss some of the bigger questions involved in parenting.....none of which are answered in a responsible manner.