Jack and Marc try to figure out how to clean the shit out of diapers for money.

Failing that, they transform into Sanford & Son.

Jack and Marc give an accurate account of the invention of swimming.

Jack and Marc struggle in their latest business endeavour. owning a junk yard. They simply can't get the lingo down.

Jack and Marc tell the story of Jack and Marc, who open a Junk Yard. They are at a disadvantage because they don't know the proper lingo!!!

Jack and Marc reveal the secrets behind how weathermen get all the chicks.

Jack and Marc give the real story of Hannibal, and his trick of making elephants disappear.

Jack and Marc give an accurate account of the Battle of the Old South.

Song - Mother Earth, You Shook Me, You Gotta Move, Air on a Tape Loop

Jack and Marc give the history of one of the most famous pairs of sleuths, Head Cheese and Cheese Head Bronchitis, and their rivals, Dr. Maybe and Might Be, Anvil Head Browser, 

Jack and Marc give the REAL history of fire fighting, introducing such well known characters as Astro Plebis, Placenta Frank. Astro Thesis, Astro Clevis (the man who felt women's breasts should be separated), Archie Medes, lesser known brother of Acrhimedes, and the five Victors - who came up with the phrase "To the Victor goes the Spoils". (Of course they always argued about who invented it). Then there's Arstawdle - (lesser known brother of Aristotle), who came up with the notion that every thing was made of Adams.

Interspersed with this history of Fire, it's the history of Viking Conquest, and the cultural legacy they left, Viking Poetry - Poetry than can kill. They introduce such characters as Eric Red Bottom, aka Big Fuck Eric, Marmalade Scraper

Jack and Marc give a TRUE account of the alternate legend of King Arthur - King Carl, a two dimensional man living in a three dimensional world. There's a little known connection between King Carl and Robin Hood - not that Robin Hood.

It's Carlian Legend.