The Jack and Marc Show

Jack and Marc give a TRUE account of the alternate legend of King Arthur - King Carl, a two dimensional man living in a three dimensional world. There's a little known connection between King Carl and Robin Hood - not that Robin Hood.

It's Carlian Legend.

Jack and Marc discuss the history of Jack's uncle, a hermit living in an abandoned Uniroyal Tire Manufacturing Plant.

They discuss the history of the Bible as written by Hutenberg, and the connected history of the Hill Billies, Hill Larries, Hill Barries and their cousins the Hill Berries.

Jack and Marc decipher unearthed scrolls to reveal the first detective of Ancient Egypt Foot Laurentian. Surprisingly, the scrolls were packed with jokes.

Coming off this hard work, they return from a well deserved vacation in Northern Manitoba. It's action packed, and they come back with new friends - Big Barnaby Wet Legs (aka Slosh Legs Fuck Head), his old girlfriend Effigy, and his new girlfriend, Big Ethel Moosehead Monsoon (aka Big Ether Shit Storm).

Returning to ancient Egypt, we hear the story of the other Christ - and the lesser known resurrection.

Coming to North America, we hear the real story of the American South and yet another religion, the Cavalry Calvinist Religion, their Three Commandments and their Winnebago. We hear about Ruby Faced Little Man and Hickory Sticks Burness (whose legs were replaced with the hickory spokes from a wagon wheel after a piranha accident.

Jack and Marc discuss their job moving things for the Hydro Carbon Mafia Family, how to get funding for science, and the demise of the Neanderthals because of a lack of knowledge of economics.

Jack and Marc give a how to lesson.

How to get science funding.

In the second part, Jack and Marc discuss this history of computing, and the discovery of the Panama Canal.

Jack and Marc discuss the ancient history of public service announcements, from Jack's search for employment and his use of PSA's to find job (as a bank robber), back to the Neanderthals / homosapien Wars.

Jack and Marc give and account of how the ancient Greeks created advertising, then, using that knowledge, figure out how to get funding of biblical science research, from Bill Gates!

Jack and Marc discuss the history of the modern monetary system, and how advertising keeps the big banks in power.

Jack and Marc explore the fall of Communism as more and more countries escape the clutches of Soviet Russia.

Jack and Marc learn the vernacular of Junk Yard dealers, following which they pay a visit to Cold Lake and discuss the rise of Lloyd and the Automotive Mafia.

Jack and Marc discuss the tragic history of Sparky T Dreamer. (Don't call him Sparko), from the loss of his vocal cords to the development of the "Pants on Fire" wonder weapon.