Clout! Thanks to Luke Heggie, Simon Taylor, and Sam Campbell, and Aidan Jones.

Watch Aidan Jones’ special, Taco: https://youtu.be/1mDhKRBeBsc

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From the Reformation to Kanye West via Richard Nixon and Charles II, here is a brief history of the boat shoe.

Fund another man’s journey to boat ownership and join the patreon:

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Kind thanks to my brother, who lent me his laptop this week. Behold, there’s a vast amount of editing in this podcast. I have not necessarily done good editing, but there is lots of it.

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The cash giveaway has been cancelled. Details in the podcast. Thanks to everybody who got their dollar.

The wheels are falling off, but that's ok, because boats don't need wheels.

(Do boats need wheels? They need steering wheels, I suppose. Maybe there are also other boat wheels. I look forward to finding this and many other boat questions out in the future).

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Also, you can come and see me at the Adelaide fringe if you like:

https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/james-donald-forbes-mccann-aesthetic-af2022

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Get your money! Join in on the huge cash giveaway!

• Share the podcast
• Tag me so I can see it
• DM me your bank details/paypall information
• I will send you one Australian dollar

Here is my instagram account,@jdfmccann: https://www.instagram.com/jdfmccann

Limit one dollar per person!

(It's a huge cash giveaway in that a huge number of people are going to be given cash, not in that it is a huge amount of money being given away. I think that 100 people, in a certain context, is a huge number of people. If one hundred people were with you in a public toilet cubicle, that would probably seem like a very big number of people indeed).

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https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/james-donald-forbes-mccann-aesthetic-af2022

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Here is an episode of the 'Captain's Log' Podcast from the Patreon. You can join that Patreon, and bring me that much closer to owning a boat. Plus, you'll get more episodes of 'Captain's Log'. Why, if you join one of the premium membership tiers, you could get a shirt and a membership card.

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We had the first annual James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan X Lonely's Fine Art & Collectables Art Auction. Here's how it went, all the things went wrong in the lead up, and how much money we made.

Comes and see James Donald Forbes McCann's Aesthetic at the Adelaide Fringe:

https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/james-donald-forbes-mccann-aesthetic-af2022?fbclid=IwAR2oBtAKwY8W1ANb0OskIqe-Am7uhLHrYEr7GWpf--7xK7Dr8vVHZZDZJq8

We currently have 13 patrons, a most unlucky number! Will you please sign up as sailing club member number 14, to get us into a more lucky type space? We only need #justonemore

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Good golly gosh, I'm enjoying this art auction, but I'm going to love it when this podcast is about a boat again.

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I'm doing a brand new show at the Adelaide Fringe! Please come:

https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/james-donald-forbes-mccann-aesthetic-af2022?fbclid=IwAR2oBtAKwY8W1ANb0OskIqe-Am7uhLHrYEr7GWpf--7xK7Dr8vVHZZDZJq8

This episode did not get recorded in one take, and now we are well behind on Australian Survivor.

An enormous thanks to Peter Goers, our sponsors, the Howling Owl, and you.

Register for the art auction while you still can! We sold out during the week but more spots have been added:

https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/861719

Join the Patreon! We only need #justonemore (perpetually):

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Good golly gosh, I'm enjoying this art auction, but I'm going to love it when this podcast is about a boat again.

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Laura O'Callaghan is our very special guest! She is securing for the show some extraordinarily rare and valuable collectables.

Register for the art auction (Feb 10): https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing?eid=861719&

Come and see my Adelaide Fringe show:  https://adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/james-donald-forbes-mccann-aesthetic-af2022?fbclid=IwAR2oBtAKwY8W1ANb0OskIqe-Am7uhLHrYEr7GWpf--7xK7Dr8vVHZZDZJq8

Come and see my Melbourne Comedy Festival show: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2022/shows/aesthetic

#justonemore and join the patreon: www.patreon.com/jdfmccann

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I quit my job. In a few weeks time, I'll just be doing freelance work, stand up comedy, and catamaran plans.

There are still a few days left to bid on Dusty’s Napkin #1:

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/373878674826

The art auction gets closer every day, as it will continue to do until the evening of Feb 10, after which point it will get further and further away. If you’re in Adelaide, want to buy art, and are blithely indifferent to the plague, come to the art auction:

https://fb.me/e/22nxE5tXU

If you yearn to contribute financially to the catamaran, join the patreon and reap glorious benefits.

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Purchase a piece of history, and bid on Dusty’s Napkin #1:

https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/373878674826

The art auction gets closer every day, as it will continue to do until the evening of Feb 10, after which point it will get further and further away. If you’re in Adelaide, want to buy art, and are blithely indifferent to the plague, come to the art auction:

https://fb.me/e/22nxE5tXU

We are joined on the podcast today by Dusty Rich. We discuss his napkin, boat licences, and raising a child.

If you yearn to contribute financially to the catamaran, join the patreon and reap glorious benefits.

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