The JB and Sandy Show

What kind of toy comes in an adult Happy Meal?
Friday on The JB and Sandy Show opens with a very loud swallow, vest season and Tricia's mortician shoelace joke. Story We Love says goodbye to Austin's digital Whataburger, Stephen Presley breaks down Kelly Clarkson's toy store feud and the I Play Rocky premiere, and Care Don't Care digs into Tricia's lotto side hustle and the food trends of 2027. P. Terry's plans to hand the company to its employees, Catherine from New Braunfels takes on Minute to Win It, and Godzilla is coming to F1.
Later, Brock Purse reports on no-lettuce burgers, the gang plots the children's book Mrs. Runkle Takes a Poo, Cameron Parker previews Florida at Texas, and Tricia struggles to let go before a Moody Center concert. Plus P Diddy meets a real gangster, sumo in Cedar Park, Sandy's reboot of his reboot, and Things We Learned.
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If you win the lotto, why can't you just hand your buddy a million bucks?
JB, Sandy and Tricia close out the week with Things We Learned. Catherine tried so hard on Minute to Win It and couldn't get there, so the pot grows to $400 for Monday, and the crew explains why it's a different game when the lights are on and the clock is ticking.
Then the children's book Mrs. Runkle Takes a Poo hits its first creative fight: Sandy wants a moral lesson, Tricia just wants poo jokes, and it's a total role reversal. With the Powerball and Mega Millions jackpots past a billion, the crew promises each other a cut, discovers gift limits get in the way, and lands on the old no-show job.
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Why does it take a year and a half to build a good habit and about six months to lose it?
JB checks in on Sandy's big reboot. Before the show came back on the air April 1st, Sandy had cut out sugar, was taking long morning walks, cold plunging, and had dropped more than 30 pounds. Then the new gig started and all of it went out the window. His comeback week is not going well, unless you count the day he showed up with a banana and a protein shake.
The guys agree it gets harder to bounce back every decade, but Sandy has a new way to look at it: you're building the body that has to carry you for the rest of your life. Plus the electric wheelchair plan, because nobody in these marriages is pushing anybody around.
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How many sumo matches can you fit into one night when every bout is over in seconds?
Sandy ran into his buddy Pat, who made him promise to tell everybody who listens to 98.1 KVET that he went to the sumo matches last weekend and said it was incredible. It turns out it's a touring league, they ran about 30 matches because they're over so fast, and the best part was watching the little guys manhandle the big guys with nothing but leverage and technique. Now everybody is mad they missed it and wants to see the big guys in their diapers fight it out.
Then it turns out Cedar Park has all kinds of fighting going on, from little people fights to the old wrestling nights at Wild Wild West, back when Goldust was in town.
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Do you already know everything you need to know about Muhammad Ali?
Sandy feels that way about the Unabomber and OJ, but Amazon Prime's new biopic series The Greatest has him hooked anyway. Will Smith already nailed Ali once. This time it is a series, not one film, and Sandy wants people to remember how politically significant Ali was: he gave up the heavyweight championship for what he believed in and paid the price.
Sandy will watch The Greatest for sure because the general public still underplays how Ali stood on principle. Conviction like that is rare, and a multi-episode Prime dive is the right format for it.
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Did Riley Green take credit for Ella Langley, or did the internet invent a feud?
Stephen Presley from ThunderPop TV and Talking to Dead Celebrities joins with the latest. Riley mentioned Ella on The Voice while recruiting a contestant, Ella looked annoyed online, and romance rumors followed. JB thinks it got blown out of proportion. Then P Diddy ran out of baby oil, got beat up by Jamaican drug lord Christopher Dudus Coke, lost phones for the whole cell block, and picked up more time.
Stephen says Dudus Coke is second-generation cartel and Jamaica gladly handed him over. Diddy messed up the phone party for everyone, then got time added. Follow Stephen at ThunderPop TV and the Talking to Dead Celebrities podcast.
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When do you stop driving your 17-year-old to the concert?
Tricia is spiraling about their daughter and a friend driving from Cedar Park to the Moody Center, parking, and walking in alone for Phoebe Bridgers. Sandy says the last thing those girls want is mommy dropping them off. JB remembers unreliable cars to Frank Erwin Center shows, and everyone agrees parents are more protective of daughters. Benefit of the doubt until she proves she cannot handle it, and maybe Phoebe Bridgers really does draw a violent crowd.
Tricia notes other moms share the downtown parking-garage fear, while Sandy points to cops everywhere around campus and a Tim McGraw night that felt fine with a bigger group. Two girls this time is what set her off.
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Can Texas stop Ja'Den Barr and the Florida run game after that Cotton Bowl nightmare?
Cameron Parker from AM 1300 The Zone joins JB and Sandy ahead of Florida at DKR. Three weeks ago Florida looked like a contender; then Missouri and South Carolina happened. Texas is coming off what may be the worst loss of the Sarkisian era, stuck in neutral on offense, and still beating itself with turnovers. Pregame starts early on The Zone, and Cam will be at Hook 'em Hangout next to Big Beer Hall in a sweater.
Cameron says self-inflicted wounds define Texas so far: turnovers against Oklahoma, drives that stall after looking unstoppable, and an offense that feels stuck in neutral. Saturday is sweater weather, and Hook 'em Hangout is open early.
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Is the pickleball gold rush already over?
In this Story We Love, a major indoor pickleball franchise files for bankruptcy and shuts most of its courts. Austin somehow has 70 to 100 venues. JB never bought a racket. The problem: everybody wants to play after 5 p.m., the country-club model is missing, and big footprints cost too much. Lakeway tennis moms are quietly celebrating, and Sandy suggests tying the ball to a string like when you were a kid.
Cedar Park just built a huge facility too, and membership prices made JB walk away. Maybe the city needs pickleball courts the way it runs golf courses. Or maybe the boom already peaked and cold plunges stole the money.
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Got a free Sunday morning and a cause worth walking for?
Sandy and JB still have room on their Livestrong Run for the Roses teams. You can register day of, use code iHeart26 online, or just donate if you cannot walk. Livestrong was born in Austin, is hitting 30 years, and helps from the moment someone hears the word cancer through every step after. Sandy and Tricia lost three friends to cancer in the last year alone.
They will be at Auditorium Shores. If your Sunday opened up late, join a team, walk the 5K, or click donate so JB and Sandy can cover the miles for you. Livestrong.org spells out how deep the help goes once a diagnosis lands.
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