“What do you say when someone asks why you have to go somewhere because it’s… raccoon night?” 

• A celebration of Austin history as the city’s iconic public library hits 100 years — complete with a community art contest that could land your design in everyone’s pocket 📚🎨 

• JB and Sandy share why emceeing the Fallen Peace Officers of Texas Memorial is one of the most humbling honors of their careers ❤️ 

• Sandy’s legendary “poet’s rapido” returns with an unforgettable Ode to Raccoons — featuring a line that instantly became a classic: 
“One minute you’re laughing… the next minute you’re Googling rabies, stage three.” 🦝😳 

• Tricia prepares for what might be the most talked‑about evening of her life: Raccoon Night — will she be accepted by the raccoons, or leave questioning every life choice? 

• A rapid‑fire rundown of what’s happening around Austin this weekend, including a very clear and hilarious warning about Eeyore’s Birthday 🙈🌈 

• Bonus chaos: Shirley Temple orders, missing cherries, possible elk sightings in South Austin, and why there’s truly no reason to ever be bored in this city 😆 
 

Raccoon Night and Make My Shirley Temple A Double!
 
Things kick off with Tricia’s painfully relatable money moment—“I put $1,900 in an account for bills… I have $2,400 worth of bills. May the best bills win.” 💸😂 From there, the show wastes no time diving into the wonderfully weird. 

🎬 Big Screen Buzz: Entertainment insider Stephen drops major movie news with confirmation that Top Gun 3 is officially happening. Can lightning strike a third time? And just how far will Tom Cruise push things next? Buckle up. ✈️🔥 
🎶 Country Comeback Watch: Is a beloved country superstar quietly preparing a return? A rare public appearance has JB and Sandy connecting the dots—and hoping fans are about to get a big surprise. 👀🎤 

🦌 Central Texas Mystery: An early-morning drive turns into a Reddit-worthy saga when a listener swears he spotted a massive creature with enormous antlers near South Austin. Moose? Elk? Escaped ranch animal? The crew investigates, and the answers are stranger than fiction. 🌫️🚗 

🦝 Raccoon Jenny & the Porch of Dreams: Tricia prepares for a long-awaited nighttime hang with a literal gaze of raccoons. Complete with warnings about tiny hands, strong opinions from JB’s sister Chris, and Tricia’s heartfelt hope that “one of the mamas brings me a baby while she eats.” 😳🐾 Spoiler: everyone else is deeply concerned. 

🍒 The Shirley Temple Incident: JB finally witnesses Sandy’s legendary drink order in the wild—a moment so awkward it leaves the server stunned and the studio crying laughing. “You just don’t look like a Shirley Temple guy,” she tells him. Iconic. 😎🥤 

 

🔥 “Has the unwritten code of baseball evolved… or has it been completely thrown out?” That question kicks off a no-holds-barred episode of A Deep Dive With JB and Sandy, and it only gets more intense from there. Legendary former big leaguer and Austin sports staple Mike “Hardball” Hardge pulls back the curtain on the real rules that govern baseball — the ones you won’t find in any rulebook 😳⚾ From bench-clearing brawls and 100‑mph “receipts” to why flipping a bat shouldn’t be a crime, Hardge brings raw stories, hard-earned wisdom, and laugh-out-loud moments from his 13-year pro career. He explains how the old-school code of respect clashes with today’s flair-forward game, why pitchers have been “coddled” for way too long, and how one bad decision can follow you years later.

💥 Memorable moments & mic-drop insights include:

• Why hitting the next batter is “the dumbest unwritten rule in baseball”
• The real reason you never bunt to break up a no-hitter 🚫
• What it actually feels like to get drilled by triple digits 😬
• Hardge’s unforgettable call-up story — and how a strike stole the moment
• Shohei Ohtani described as “not once in a generation… a dinosaur” 🦖
• A classic Hardball quote: “That wasn’t disrespect — that was the receipt.”

Along the way, JB and Sandy guide the conversation through baseball history, clubhouse culture, money, superstition, and the changing soul of the game — all with honesty, humor, and deep respect for what makes baseball baseball ❤️⚾ If you love the sport, debate the bat flip, or just crave stories you won’t hear anywhere else, this episode is a must-listen. 👉 Subscribe now, leave a review, and share this episode with every baseball fan you know. The code may be unwritten — but this conversation is unforgettable. 

The First Elephants and 100 Year Old Yellow Donuts!

JB, Sandy, and Tricia kick things off with a thought-provoking look back at the very first YouTube video ever posted. 📹🐘 What started as a simple, awkward clip sparked a global content explosion—now powering millions of creators and shaping how we consume entertainment every single day. As JB puts it, it’s wild to think that something so ordinary became extraordinary almost overnight. 

Then, the show dives deep into Central Texas pride with a sweet (and hilarious) celebration of a hometown icon turning 100 years old. 🍩 JB goes full “Uncle History Mode,” sharing fascinating behind-the-scenes stories, while Sandy delivers classic one-liners and playful jabs. The highlight? Sandy's unforgettable live “Ode” performance—complete with lines like “a sunshiny yellow in donut form”—that had everyone laughing and craving a classic glazed. 😂💛 

From witty TalkBack messages and spontaneous debates to memorable quotes like “Like happiness deep fried and handed to you,” this episode perfectly captures the charm, chaos, and chemistry that fans love. 

Raccoons, Railroad Chaos, and Too Much Dude!

🦝 The Raccoon Saga: 
One of the most talked‑about moments? Tricia’s dream of befriending and basically adopting a wild raccoon. What starts as a sweet fantasy turns into a hilariously intense debate filled with do’s, don’ts, warnings about rabies, and Sandy’s growing panic. Memorable line of the episode: “Overly friendly could indicate rabies.” 

🚆 Austin Wakes Up to Chaos: 
The mood shifts as the crew breaks down a real-time cargo train derailment near downtown Austin. With candid reactions, local insights, and that unmistakable JB and Sandy chemistry, they unpack how one “ungodly sound” brought the city to a standstill and why it’s about to wreck everyone’s morning commute. 

👨‍👩‍👧 Marriage, Parenthood & ‘Too Much Dude’: 
Things get personal when Tricia opens up about why she’s forever grateful she didn’t raise a baby boy—with Sandy. From backyard peeing to pocket knives and nonstop roughhousing, this segment delivers laughs and heartfelt honesty. One standout moment? “Sometimes you’re just… too much dude for me.” 😂 

💙 A Powerful Close: 
The episode wraps on a meaningful note as JB and Sandy share their deep gratitude for being asked to emcee the Texas Peace Officers Memorial Ceremony—a humbling reminder of service, sacrifice, and community. 

Half a Cherry, Sky Shenanigans & A Billion-Dollar Etch A Sketch
 
What kind of person invents fruit cocktail… and angrily defends half a cherry like it’s a royal decree? 

This episode kicks off with JB and Sandy revisiting one of their all-time favorite clips ever — an aggressively intense deep dive into fruit cocktail that sparks an unforgettable listener-requested moment: an Ode to Fruit Cocktail, performed live 🎶🥫. Expect poetic genius, sibling rivalries over “the mystical cherry,” and the instant classic line: 
“Each spoonful’s a gamble… a fruity roulette.” 

And just when you think it can’t get weirder — it absolutely does. 
✈️ Tricia brings “The Story We Love,” featuring Finnish Air Force pilots who thought it’d be hilarious to use fighter jet contrails to draw something wildly inappropriate in the sky. Let’s just say it’s been called “a billion-dollar etch a sketch” — and yes, they got caught.

💸 The crew also reacts to jaw-dropping generosity as they discuss a massive philanthropic donation that sparks big questions about wealth, impact, and what really matters if you had hundreds of millions to give away. 

🚗 Things take a sharp turn into the present when JB and Sandy break down a terrifying autonomous car incident involving floodwaters — leading to a passionate, thought-provoking conversation about technology, data, and whether the future is arriving faster than we’re ready for it.

The show wraps with a rapid-fire recap of everything learned, from absurd to alarming, including a chilling discussion about notorious criminals possibly facing parole — grounding the episode with a serious reminder of reality amid the laughs. 

  

One-Hour Concerts, Wheelie Kings & Shocking Jailhouse Releases

Would you trade a late-night, drawn-out concert for a tight, hit-packed one-hour show that wraps up before bedtime? 🎶
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JB, Sandy, and Tricia kick things off with a classic Austin moment—an unexpected motorcycle wheelie on 183 🏍️—before diving into everything from local quirks (is it I‑H‑35 or just 35?) to laugh-out-loud one-liners like: 
“Treat yourself like I‑35 and never stop working on yourself—no matter how inconvenient it is for everyone else.” 😅 

🎬 Guest spotlight: Entertainment insider Steven Presley from Thunder Pop TV drops in with big Hollywood buzz, including a surprising return that has fans cheering and a sequel nobody saw coming. He even pitches a Texas-style parody idea that gets immediately shut down—classic.
 
🎤 The crew then digs into the future of live music: earlier start times, shorter shows, smaller venues, and whether that’s a dream come true or a concert sacrilege. Plus, a proud moment for Austin sports as the city’s pro women’s volleyball team celebrates another championship 🏐—with passionate takes on why this sport deserves even bigger stages. 

😮 Things take a sharp turn when the conversation lands on infamous criminals who could be up for release, sparking real reactions, strong opinions, and a sobering reminder that not all headlines are easy ones. 

Will That Thing Really Grow Hair? Raccoon and Owlet Updates!

🦉 The Great Austin Owlette Miracle 
What was believed to be a tragic end turns into a collective sigh of relief across Austin. JB and Sandy recount the incredible survival story of a baby owl everyone thought was gone—and introduce the surrogate owl stepping in to save the day. “Everybody wants to cheer on that baby owl,” and honestly… same. ❤️ 

📱 “Insta Got Me” Strikes Again 
JB bravely (or foolishly?) admits to his most embarrassing online purchase yet: a red light–powered baseball cap that might grow hair. 🤯 “This is my most embarrassing one by far,” he confesses, while Sandy absolutely does not hold back. The results? TBD—but the laughs are guaranteed. 😂 

🌧️ An Ode to Austin… in the Rain 
Candlelight. A quill. A beret. JB delivers an over‑the‑top poem honoring an Austin rainstorm and the chaos it brings. Memorable line of the day? “In Austin town when raindrops fall, Austinites lose their minds one and all.” 🎤🌧️ 

🚧 Bridges You Drive Every Day… That Might Not Be Okay 
The mood shifts as JB drops a surprising list of Austin bridges needing major repairs—or full replacement. Yes, people are still driving over them daily. Sandy’s advice? “If you’re crossing a bridge today… just hold your breath.” 😬 

🚨 A Terrifying Home Invasion—and a Powerful Survivor Story 
One Austin woman wakes up to a stranger in her home and responds with extraordinary courage and determination. The conversation sparks serious questions about emergency response and personal safety, leaving listeners shaken—and inspired. 💪 

🦝 Bonus Chaos: Tricia and the Raccoons 
Executive producer Tricia (yes, Tricia) may be living out her dream of hanging out with raccoons… but when toe‑nibbling warnings come up, JB and Sandy start to worry. Boots encouraged. Curiosity required. 😳 

Can Sandy Really Quit This?
 
“If you know you can quit something… why is it still so hard?” 🤔 
 
🎙️ JB, Sandy, and Tricia kick things off with pure show tradition and humor, including Tricia’s laugh-out-loud confession about her ever-growing cheese drawer 🧀 (and why some snacks are as much about texture as taste!). From there, the conversation takes a turn that’s equal parts emotional and inspiring. 

🦉 One of Austin’s most emotional stories makes its way into the spotlight as the crew reacts to the rescued owlet from the Lady Bird Johnson Wildlife Research Center. The group shares disbelief, relief, and a little dark humor as they talk about survival, second chances, and why this tiny owlet feels like the most “Austin” story ever. 

🌧️ Add in soggy commutes, fashion decisions made in torrential rain, flooded parking lots, and why “getting your money’s worth” sometimes means wearing things you forgot you owned—and the episode stays grounded in everyday reality. 

Sandy opens up about his decision to quit a decades-long habit, sharing the internal battle, the strategy he’s using to get through it, and the raw truth about how hard real change can be. His words hit hard when he admits: 
“I don’t want to be worried about it anymore. I’m just… done.” 
There’s honesty, vulnerability, encouragement, and even advice borrowed from an unlikely source that reframes quitting as a series of small wins instead of one overwhelming decision. It’s a moment that resonates far beyond the studio—and listeners feel it. 

🍕 And yes, there’s still time for joy, including exciting local food news that has pizza lovers in Northwest Hills buzzing. 

 

Did a Campus Squirrel Really Change Your Fate? 🐿️🍀 From Lucky Legends to Savage Poetry

“If you see an albino squirrel before a test… are you destined for greatness?” 🤔 

🐿️ College Myths & Bird Attacks 
The show opens with the legendary UT albino squirrel, believed to bring students good luck before exams. But not everyone leaves unscathed—one unforgettable moment involves a squirrel stealing a pencil minutes before a test. 😳✏️ From there, the conversation takes a sharp (and hilarious) turn into Austin’s infamous grackle problem, including Tricia’s story of being literally attacked by a bird on Congress Avenue. “I was running down the street waving my arms like a maniac,” Tricia admits. 

🚗 Barbie Cars & Pop Culture Rants 
Then comes the viral Texas State student cruising campus in a tiny Barbie Jeep after losing her license—equal parts absurd, fascinating, and hard to look away. 💗🚙 
Plus, Sandy doesn’t hold back about WrestleMania’s paywall drama, delivering a rant that every frustrated subscriber will feel deep in their soul. “It just rubbed me the wrong way,” Sandy says—and honestly, same. 

🦉 The Ode That Stole the Show 
The emotional centerpiece? Sandy’s legendary Ode of the Day, inspired by the heartbreaking (and bizarre) story of Athena the owl and her no-good, deadbeat baby daddy. In just one song’s time, Sandy crafts a savage, poetic roast that includes the unforgettable line: 
“He brought home a lot of nothing… not even a snail.”