Are You ‘Not Friendly’… or Just Done With People? T

Have you ever wanted to yell “not friendly!” just to avoid an awkward interaction? 
That question sets the tone for a wildly entertaining episode of The JB and Sandy Show, where everyday life gets hilariously dissected—and nothing is off limits. From unexpected dog encounters to viral food obsessions and the quirks of Austin living, this episode is packed with laugh-out-loud moments and relatable truths. 

Tricia kicks things off with a story that instantly resonates—borrowing a trick from dog owners by shouting “not friendly!” to keep people at bay. What starts as a funny workaround quickly turns into a bigger conversation about personal boundaries, public behavior, and those little moments that can flip your mood in seconds. 

The show dives into a mix of “care or don’t care” topics that spark strong opinions. Ferrari’s attempt to embrace electric vehicles raises eyebrows—“Where’s the noise?”—while a discussion about relationship habits offers blunt, no-nonsense advice. Then comes a surprising confession from across America: people are obsessed with cheese. And honestly, who can blame them? 

Listeners also get a dose of Austin culture, as the crew reacts to a local controversy over changes at a beloved movie theater. The debate over nostalgia vs. modernization hits home, highlighting just how passionate people can be about their traditions. As one moment suggests, sometimes progress isn’t always welcome—especially when it interrupts a good experience. 

The fun continues with one of the show’s signature games, Minute to Win It, where a contestant proves that even the simplest questions can get intense under pressure. And in a segment that’s become a fan favorite, “Cheeseburger Brock” returns with a mouthwatering recommendation that has everyone debating the ultimate burger experience. 

There are also unforgettable side moments—from a uniquely Austin-style dog-naming debate to a surprisingly addictive snack discovery that leads to the bold declaration: “It tastes exactly like a hamburger patty… but it’s a chip.” It’s these offbeat, spontaneous moments that make the show feel like you’re hanging out with friends who always have something unexpected to say. 

Whether it’s playful arguments, relatable frustrations, or just pure comedic timing, this episode captures the essence of what makes The JB and Sandy Show so addictive—real conversations, big laughs, and a little chaos along the way. 
 
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“When ‘Sweet’ Feels Cringe: Love Languages, Lake Travis Chaos & a Bridesmaid at 60 You Won’t Forget” 

What if the sweetest compliment you could give your partner made them want to “turn themselves inside out”? 
That’s exactly where this episode of The JB and Sandy Show kicks off—diving headfirst into one of the most hilariously unconventional “love languages” you’ll ever hear. JB, Sandy, and Tricia unpack a relationship dynamic that flips romance on its head… where affection sounds more like discomfort—and somehow, it works. 

Then things take a jaw-dropping turn with a real-life story straight out of an action movie (minus the good decisions). A pilot buzzing boats on Lake Travis pushes things too far, leaving everyone asking: when does showing off cross the line into reckless? The fallout is wild—but the unexpected twist? The very people he startled end up rescuing him. 

Listeners also weigh in on what makes a relationship healthy—and not everyone agrees that traditional romance is the answer. One caller drops a perspective that might completely shift how you think about long-term love: “You’re not faking it… you’re just being yourselves.” 

And just wait until you meet JB’s sister, Chris. She absolutely steals the show with a story that proves life doesn’t slow down at 60—it just gets better. From being a bridesmaid decades later to her unforgettable one-liners, including, “For a fat girl like me, this is the golden ticket of Willy Wonka,” you’ll be laughing the entire way through. 

Plus: 

• A surprising stat about first dates that might make you rethink your next dinner outing 

• A nostalgic (and slightly awkward) look at restaurant culture making a comeback 

• And one painfully funny story about a first date meal that went very wrong 

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Would You Survive This Marriage… or Run for the Hills? 

“If love looks like sarcasm, separate bedrooms, and zero sappy moments… is that still a happy marriage?” 
That’s the question that kicks off one of the most hilariously honest episodes of The JB and Sandy Show—and it only gets better from there. 

From the very first laugh, JB, Sandy, and Tricia pull you into a morning packed with relatable moments, unexpected confessions, and the kind of humor you don’t hear anywhere else. It starts simple enough: why do we all pretend to do math in our heads while secretly hoping someone else answers first?

One standout moment dives into the idea of “kidult playtime”—yes, adults reconnecting with childhood hobbies to relieve stress. While the idea sounds wholesome, the reactions are anything but. “I hated those things when I was a kid—I don’t want to do them now,” becomes an instant classic line, sparking a conversation about what actually helps us unwind. 

Then there’s the high-energy Minute to Win It game, where contestant Parker races against the clock to answer “ridiculously easy” questions—and nearly loses it all on the final one. The tension, the simplicity, and the payoff make it one of the most fun segments of the episode. 

But the real heart (and comedy gold) comes from Sandy and Tricia’s marriage—a relationship that completely flips the script on what you’d expect. After 18 years together, romance isn’t exactly their thing. They don’t exchange sweet goodnights… they “shoot each other the finger.” They don’t share a bedroom… and they wouldn’t have it any other way. 

When Sandy tells Tricia, “You look so beautiful with the sunlight bouncing off your face,” her reaction? “Oh my God, what made you think of that? It just makes me want to turn it inside out.” 
It’s brutally honest. It’s wildly funny. And it raises a surprisingly thoughtful question: what does a successful relationship really look like? 

The episode wraps with an open call to listeners—are there other couples out there like this? Because if there are, JB and Tricia want to hear from you. 
 
Why You’ll Want to Listen: 

• Laugh out loud at painfully relatable everyday moments 

• Hear one of the most unconventional (and entertaining) takes on marriage 

• Play along with the easiest trivia game that somehow still feels stressful 

• Get a dose of real, unfiltered morning radio chemistry 

 
Memorable Moments & Quotes: 

• “If we’re both doing math in our heads, I’m just pretending—it’s all on you.” 

• “I hated those things when I was a kid. I don’t want to do them now.” 

• “We did not marry our best friend.” 

• “It just makes me want to turn it inside out.” 

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“Are you getting softer in your old age… or just finally letting yourself feel something?” 

That question sparks one of the most unexpectedly heartfelt openings we’ve had in a while—and it sets the tone for a rollercoaster episode of The JB and Sandy Show that swings from emotional to hilarious to downright wild. 

JB finds himself caught off guard by a moment that hit him hard—and fast. We’re talking fifteen seconds flat. As he shares the story of a powerful locker room speech celebrating a former underdog turned team leader, the emotion is real, raw, and impossible to ignore. It’s one of those moments that reminds you why sports (and life) can sneak up and get you right in the feels. As Sandy puts it, “We keep it on the inside, bro,” but this one? Not so much. 

Then, in true JB and Sandy fashion, the mood shifts into something uniquely Austin. The duo dives into one of the city’s quirkiest hidden gems—a tiny, lovingly crafted park tucked into a concrete median. What started as a simple act of beautification has turned into a decade-long symbol of creativity and community. It’s weird, wonderful, and perfectly Austin… complete with a few unexpected twists—including a ghost story that you won’t see coming. 

But don’t get too comfortable—because things take a sharp turn into chaos. We’re talking about a growing trend that’s turning heads (and causing headaches): groups of kids tearing through the streets on high-speed electric bikes. What’s the line between fun and danger? And who’s really responsible when things go sideways? The conversation gets real as JB and Sandy break down the risks, the mindset, and the growing concern for parents everywhere. 

And just when you think they’ve covered it all, Sandy delivers his signature rapid-fire poetry with “Ode to the Tuesday After Memorial Day”—a painfully relatable, laugh-out-loud reflection on returning to reality after a long weekend. One standout line says it all: 
“The inbox has multiplied overnight somehow… with 32 emails all marked urgent now.” 

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“Would You Fail 10 ‘Ridiculously Easy’ Questions… or Walk Away a Winner?” 

Fresh off the long weekend, JB, Sandy, and Tricia bring the energy (and the laughs) as they dive headfirst into everything from post–Memorial Day sluggishness to hilariously relatable life observations. Tricia sets the tone early with a brutally honest—and funny—reminder: “Life can be tough, you guys, but you still gotta wear deodorant.” It’s the kind of real talk that immediately pulls you in and sets the stage for an episode full of unexpected moments. 

One standout segment? The official kickoff of JB & Sandy’s “98 Days of Summer”, where the team challenges listeners with 10 “ridiculously easy” questions in 60 seconds. Sounds simple… until the pressure is on. Listener Tina steps up to represent San Marcos in a high-stakes trivia moment that delivers both suspense and laughs. JB’s playful warning—“If you fail at this, I’m gonna be really disappointed… in everybody in San Marcos”—raises the stakes and keeps everyone on edge. 

The episode also introduces a fan-favorite: Ryan, the pint-sized “small town reporter” with a surprisingly refined palate. His chicken tender review is oddly detailed and absolutely delightful, complete with an “8.2” rating and a confident breakdown of flavor and spice. It’s charming, it’s funny, and it’s the kind of segment you’ll be talking about long after the show ends. 

In Care or Don’t Care, the crew tackles a mix of bizarre and heartwarming headlines—including a jaw-dropping 14,991-pound serving of guacamole and the story of a service dog earning a well-deserved “dog-ploma.” It’s a perfect blend of absurdity and feel-good storytelling that keeps the conversation moving at a rapid, entertaining pace. 

And just when you think you’ve heard it all, the show pivots into a thought-provoking discussion: what’s the third most commonly spoken language in Texas? The answer? Totally unexpected—and it sparks a conversation that’s both eye-opening and surprisingly insightful. 

From laugh-out-loud moments to quirky trivia and heartfelt stories, this episode captures everything that makes The JB and Sandy Show such a must-listen. 
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“Would You Test a Tick… or Just Burn It? The Wildest Debates, Laugh-Out-Loud Moments & Austin Stories You Can’t Miss” 

Would you really hang onto a tick long enough to test it—or is that where you draw the line? That hilariously uncomfortable question sparks one of many unforgettable moments on this episode of The JB and Sandy Show—where curiosity, comedy, and classic Austin culture collide. 

Kicking off Memorial Day weekend vibes, JB, Sandy, and Tricia bring the perfect mix of laid-back humor and lively debate. From lake safety (and the realities of holiday crowds) to the little things that instantly make you laugh—like Tricia’s painfully relatable line, “I’m 60% tired and also 40% tired”—this episode captures that end-of-week energy we all feel. 

Things get weird (in the best way) during a round of Care Don’t Care, where the crew dives into: 

• A surprising at-home Lyme disease test… that doesn’t test you 

• A bizarre “serial killer speakeasy” experience that blends true crime with cocktails 

• And one unforgettable reaction: “I’m not gonna test a tick—I’m gonna burn a tick.” 

The conversation keeps rolling with uniquely Austin stories—from mysterious stains on one of the city’s tallest buildings to the explosive growth south of the river. Plus, the team shares a heartfelt and unexpected moment reflecting on a beloved local institution, leading to Sandy’s standout performance: a rapid-fire poetic tribute that includes the line, 
“Then brisket strolls by like a smoky parade… and your wallet whispers, ‘poor choices were made.’” 

There’s also buzz from the entertainment world, including reactions to a headline-making awards show performance and a surprising comeback from a classic animated icon. And don’t miss the behind-the-scenes tease of an inspiring sit-down with a larger-than-life guest that the team says is absolutely “a must listen.” 

This episode is packed with personality, local flavor, and laugh-out-loud honesty—perfect for your drive, your downtime, or your long weekend escape. 
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Coach Builds Character… But Gummies Build Legends

What if the secret to happiness is as simple as gummy candy, a bold opinion about first class, and a surprise life lesson or two? 

This episode of The JB and Sandy Show delivers a perfect mix of humor, heart, and headline-worthy moments that’ll have you laughing one minute—and nodding in agreement the next. 
The crew kicks things off with a nostalgic jolt as Austin locals process the surprising closure of a longtime neighborhood grocery store. It’s more than just a retail story—it’s about changing communities, memories tied to everyday places, and the evolution of something we all thought would always be there. As Tricia shares the details, one listener comment says it all: “This is the HEB that HEB forgot they owned.” It’s funny, a little bittersweet, and totally relatable. 

Then, in one of the most memorable segments of the episode, JB throws down a challenge that results in an absolutely unforgettable performance: an over-the-top, laugh-out-loud ode to gummy candy. With lines like “We’ll eat 15 pounds by Tuesday night” and “You make life worth living in neon fruit dreams,” it’s a comedic masterpiece that perfectly captures the show’s playful energy—and JB’s undeniable love for anything chewy and sugary. 

The gang dives into a viral moment featuring a first grader celebrating the end of school in the most over-the-top way imaginable—complete with wrestling-style theatrics and cereal chaos. It’s a reminder of pure, unfiltered joy… and the magic of being a kid at the start of summer. 

And just when you think it can’t get more unpredictable, “naked season” makes its grand return—because yes, that’s apparently a thing. From bizarre news involving a dancing man and an unexpected animal encounter to a hilariously curious conversation about Austin’s own unique traditions, this segment is wild, weird, and exactly why listeners keep coming back. 

The episode wraps with rapid-fire reflections that spark debate and laughter alike. One standout moment? The surprisingly divisive parenting philosophy summed up in the quote: “Coach builds character.” Let’s just say not everyone agrees on where parents—and kids—should be sitting on a flight. 


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Would you take the upgrade… and leave your kids in coach? 

That question sparks one of the most entertaining—and surprisingly divided—debates yet on The JB and Sandy Show. JB, Sandy, and Tricia dive headfirst into a parenting scenario that has listeners calling in and choosing sides: Is it totally fair… or totally questionable? 

From the start, the crew keeps things light with Tricia’s laugh-out-loud opening moment—“Anyone that does not want their cake, pass it to me please”—which turns into a hilariously relatable breakdown of wedding etiquette and the unspoken rules of dessert. As Sandy puts it, “You mean a photograph that no one’s ever gonna see?”—and just like that, you’re in. 

But the heart of the episode builds around a headline-making travel decision, and the opinions are anything but quiet. Sandy doesn’t hesitate: “Coach builds character.” JB pushes back with a more nuanced take, and Tricia delivers a perspective that only she can—equal parts honesty, humor, and real-life mom insight. Add in a listener call that flips the script—“I was totally happy… I didn’t want to sit with weird mommy”—and the conversation becomes instantly relatable (and wildly entertaining). 

Along the way, the gang mixes in their signature segments: 

• Care or Don’t Care brings quirky updates like a bold new twist on a classic food and a surprising Super Bowl destination. 

• Rapid Fire Q&A reveals more of Tricia’s personality, from her unexpected vehicle choice to the emotional reality of parenting milestones. 

• A feel-good local spotlight reminds you why Austin—and its community charm—always finds a way to shine. 

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🔥 Episode Description: “What does it really mean to be strong—and who are you when that strength gets tested?” In this powerful JB & Sandy Deep Dive, the guys sit down with a true legend—Mark Henry—to unpack the mindset behind one of the most dominant athletes in history… and the deeply human journey that shaped him. From humble beginnings in Silsbee, Texas, to becoming an Olympian, World’s Strongest Man, WWE Hall of Famer, and respected mentor and philanthropist, Mark Henry’s life reads like a superhero origin story—but this conversation reveals the grit, failures, and pivotal moments that forged the man behind the muscle.
💡 What You’ll Hear: 💪 Raw Strength Meets Real Struggle Mark shares jaw-dropping stories of his early powerlifting feats—including lifting historic weights as a teenager—but quickly pivots to the emotional battles that defined his character. “I’ve never had failure in my life. I’ve lost… but everything was a learning experience.” 

The Emotional Weight of Representing America A rare, vulnerable moment: Mark explains why he still tears up hearing the national anthem. “I cried every time they played the anthem… even today I have to focus not to cry.”

⚠️ From Trouble to Transformation Mark opens up about hitting rock bottom as a teen—including time in juvenile detention—and how mentorship saved his life.
Now, he’s paying it forward—speaking directly to at-risk youth across Texas and beyond. 

 The Truth About “Grown Man Strength” It’s not just physical—Mark breaks down the psychological edge that separates elite competitors: “Your will power… ‘I will not fail’… your brain gives your body extra.”

🥊 Behind the Curtain of Wrestling & Competition From sparring with elite UFC fighters to launching his own international wrestling brand, Mark shares unfiltered insights into what separates great from legendary.

👨‍👦 Legacy, Leadership & Lessons for the Next Generation Whether it’s raising his son, mentoring young athletes, or advocating for discipline and accountability, Mark delivers hard-earned wisdom for parents, leaders, and anyone striving to be better.
🎧 Why You Can’t Miss This Episode: This isn’t just a conversation about strength—it’s about identity, purpose, discipline, and redemption.

Mark Henry doesn’t just tell stories—he challenges you to take a hard look at your own life, your choices, and your potential.
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“We May See It… But Do We Need It? The Costco Reality Check You Can’t Ignore” 

That simple question turns into the ultimate test of willpower in this wildly relatable episode of The JB and Sandy Show—and if you’ve ever walked into a warehouse store for one item and walked out $500 lighter, this one’s for you. 

JB and Sandy kick things off with a hilarious deep dive into the Costco effect, sharing a surprisingly powerful mantra that could save you from your next impulse-buy spiral. Sandy’s unforgettable “Ode to Costco” steals the show, painting a vivid (and painfully accurate) picture of bulk-shopping chaos with lines like: “You enter for just toothpaste… then leave with a kayak, six muffins, and a 60-pound pie.” It’s comedy gold—and maybe a little too real. 

The episode also taps into hot topics and everyday dilemmas, from whether the FIFA World Cup experience is worth the massive crowds to the charm of keeping things local and simple. Sandy shares a personal take that might surprise sports fans, while the crew weighs in on what truly makes an event memorable. 

Plus, there’s a mix of nostalgia and current trends—from iconic restaurant throwbacks making a comeback, to quirky cultural observations (including a moment that left everyone stunned by a certain TV star’s real accent). And just when you think it couldn’t get more off-the-cuff, JB introduces his tongue-in-cheek “rules” that spark plenty of laughs—and maybe a little debate. 

You’ll also hear about wild Central Texas weather, the chaos it caused, and how the community is bouncing back—adding a real-life, local heartbeat to the episode. 
Memorable Moments & Quotes: 

• “We may see it… but we don’t need it.” 

• “You enter for just toothpaste… then leave with a flat screen and an aluminum shed.” 

• “Directions are for cowards.”