The Jerryatrick Show

Herbert and Albert are on the show this episode talking about their recently completed antiques cruise and some of the pieces they bought along the way.

Herbert and Albert have also been listening to the podcast on their journey, keeping up with the retirement home happenings.

Everyone discusses Patrick's horrifying encounter with Mitch in terrifying detail.

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Jerry has a new anti-aging cream which is making his face look anciently young.

The duo plots a gambling scheme at the home to race water droplets down a window.

Patrick gives us an update on his romance with the receptionist, “Shazam” or "Sharlene", which has been interrupted by Mitch.

We have new intro and outro voiceovers done by our voices behind the voices, Emmett and Seb. Let us know what you think by connecting with us on Facebook, Instagram, or Youtube. All you have to do is search for the Jerryatrick Show on your preferred platform. Thanks for listening!

The secretary, Shirley... Shareena... Cheryl? What's her name, told us to tell this to you, the audience, to help it spread faster and further. Jerry and Patrick can't read it.

Also... Jerry has a new 5 star recipe with brown tablets!

Listen up, you pathetic little maggots! If you don't like, follow, and share this podcast, you might as well crawl back under the rock you came from. You're all a bunch of worthless losers with no taste or discernment. But I know you want to be cool like me, so do what I say and spread the word about this podcast. And if you don't, well, let's just say you'll regret crossing me. I have access to all kinds of information that could ruin your life, and I won't hesitate to use it if I have to. So, get to work and make this podcast go viral, or suffer the consequences.

(Shirley really seems to have it out for Patrick, but we, the behind the sceners, appreciate each and every one of you audience members, you are not worthless maggots, you're beautiful butterflies!)

Jerry and Patrick try their hands at poetry using their names, if they can spell them right.

Following the advice of a young receptionist, our old duo asks you to like and follow the podcast. Don't follow follow them, that's stalking.

Patrick has an update on the Arbiter's mysterious yard project.

Warning, Jerry is a little out of control this Episode. It appears that he found some sort of blue tablet on the ground and ate it... Now, he feels amazing.

Jerry does big maths all in his head this episode. The tablet is incredible!

Listen as we attempt to follow what is going on in his newfound rapid brain. 

Jerry broke the new track record around the retirement home!

Jerry and Patrick discuss the illustrious meaning of the word BJ.

They discuss the past invention of modern office safety. Pete really should really be thanked for many of the office safety rules.

We catch up on the construction going on outside of Patrick's window, the Arbiter appears to be quite the multi-talented person.

Patrick continues his flirting adventure with the receptionist... Let's see how it goes...

Patrick looks for Jerry who is mysteriously missing this episode.

Unpilled Patrick becomes increasingly geriatric.

Patrick reflects on his dream from the previous night, as well as Jerry's and his racing careers as children. 

Dale the plumber interrupts the podcast to come in and fix Patrick's sink. Little do Patrick and Jerry, he's an incredible difficult man to understand. Though, it appears the Jerry is a bit of an interpreter.

Join us as we learn about Dale's dog, history, and methods for getting rid of spirits.

Welcome to a short Jerryatrick show where Jerry and Patrick talk with their friend Brett over a meal. This episode was recorded a while ago and was fermenting waiting for the opportune moment and well, here it is. It was recorded live in Sweden with us pals and well, we think this turned out pretty damn funny.

We hope you enjoy Brett as much as we did chatting with him.

Jerry and Patrick get visited by the local nursing home doctor, Nanette!

Listen as she prods and pokes Patrick to test his health, and her method for getting rid of the spirit that haunts Patrick every night (Does he even want to get rid of it?)

Patrick also just absolutely roasts Nanette.