The Jerryatrick Show

On this episode of The Jerryatrick Show, Jerry and Patrick recount many different memories.

Patrick had a career in carpentry and as per the title, he had some specific talents.

Both of them got marooned on a desert island after being out at sea, they call their group "The Marooned 5"

And of course, Patrick is still dealing with that ghost problem.

Thanks for listening!

Join Jerry, Patrick, Herbert, and Albert as they talk about this past week's science fair at the retirement home!

Herbert and Albert are quite the inventors with their brain controlled knitting machine and mosquito whistle.

Stew also has made quite the invention, don't get in his way.

Jerry talks to plants!

Jerry and Patrick read... well, attempt to read a letter that was sent by Herman, the old boss at the speakeasy bar Jerry used to work at.

Well, listen for yourself. They struggle quite a bit to understand the contents. 

Today we learn why Jerry can't go vegetarian

Patrick is visited by his ghost of Ex-wives past who seems to only tell him to care for his kids.

Jerry's son is in Dire Straits and needs some money, unsure the legitimacy of this.

Jerry was there when they invented the uppy-downy room

Don't   Get    Nuggefied!

Jerry and Patrick welcome their new friends Herbert and Albert onto the show. They, like Jerry and Patrick, have invented many inventions and we as the audience get to hear about their life and contributions to the world as we know it.

Welcome Herbert and Albert, to the Retirement Home!

Jerry and Patrick catch us up on the Arbiter and Stew! What goes on in that mysterious Arbiter's office?

We learn all about the wonderful hedge sculptures done in the front of the retirement home.

Is the arbiter a [Redacted] or a tree trimmer?

You all can blame Patrick for the creation of the IRS because of his evasion of taxes as a [Redacted]

You'll never guess how colored paper was invented by these two (Three)!

*Episode 8 was lost...*

Welcome to the late holiday show of the Jerryatrick show!

Jerry and Patrick talk about their new year's resolutions

Patrick's funeral service will require every member to put a piece into a 3,000 piece puzzle before they can enter the service. Keep this in mind please. 

Mall santas hurt the feelings of old people

Jerry can't believe there is another way to celebrate the winter holidays besides Christmas

Welcome to the Retirement home episode where Jerry and Patrick tell you all about their life habits and day-to-day existence in this seemingly wonderful home... Become a freak of nature, and don't take your pills; or do take your pills. We call that the Jerry or Patrick path.

Jerry poops himself but has the dignity to pull his pants down.

Trouble is schmuble.

And kids need to learn how to live in a home.

Welcome to the World Cup edition of the Jerryatrick where we get to learn all about their history with sports and specifically, rock soccer! If you can't kick a rock, you can't kick a ball. Kids these days are so weak, they think it's about the thumbs but it's actually about the feet!

Jerry used to wear a tutu in elementary school!

Did you know that the inflatable soccer ball came from the old west, at about the same time Jerry and Patrick met????

The 4th installment of Jerry and Patrick. Where did Jerry's 10 dollar bill go? Will the mystery unfold? Charlotte may be behind it all... Patrick goes and look for his yearbook.

If Jerry and Patrick record their memories, they can go back and remember what they don't remember.