Two looters were caught at a Dollar General after Hurricane Zeta.  Brad Pitt breaks up with his model foreign girlfriend.

A Marrero woman shoots her housemate for kicking her out of the house. About half a million residents are without power following Hurrican Zeta. Two Chicago sisters stab a man 27 times afte he asked them to wear a mask.

Osterlind asks the listeners what will they be doing during Hurricane Zeta.  A cop from the Philippines gets killed by a cock.

Metairie's Judge ACB is confirmed as the newest Supreme Court Justice. John 'Taco' Bel Edwards is suing the Louisiana House of Representatives over the state's COVID Guidelines Resending.

Georgia politicians have said some of the dumbest things.  The Atlanta Falcons score the world's first game losing touchdown.  The New Orleans Saints make football history twice.  God's greatest guitarist.

New Orleans Mayor Latoya Cantrell want to fine people $500 for not wearing masks in public. Playboy reveals their 'curviest' model yet... but she looks like an average woman.  A man looked online to get reassignment surgery and was offered to eat his own junk.

The Pope says it's okay for homosexual couples to engage in civil unions.  The Pelicans get a new head coach in Stan Van Gundy.  Fire Chief Tim McConnell retires from the NOFD.

Hashtag "MeToobin". Phil Collins has his 33 million Florida home confiscated by his ex-wife. The New Orleans Saints will allow 3,000 fans into the Superdome for the next home game.

"Gangs" in Convington recorded themselves comming crime for social media glory.  CNN Legal Analyst whippped it out during a Zoom meeting. Rapper gets busted for rapping about what he got busted for.

Mayor Latoya Cantrell is upset that New Orleanians were enjoying themselves over the weekend. The Jefferson Parish School System is fighting back against a law being passed that would limit their virtual schooling discipline powers. Gayle Benson was almost a victim of a carjacking.