Beginning Saturday, Orleans Parish phases will have sub-phases.  Arch Manning makes hig high school football debut.  Pastor is arrested for doing meth.

Mayor Cantrell adds 3 "sub-phases" to Phase 3.... Pase 3.1, 3.2, 3.3...... ridiculous. Osterlind explores the affect that sex robots may have on the future of human society.  15 year old male student 'victim' says "It's every boy's dream to do a teacher" after his teacher was arrested for doing sex with him.

The first presidential debate was out of control. Various supports groups back student suspended for visible BB gun shown in virtual classroom. Parrots are removed from zoo for swearing too much.

More crap about Thomas Crapper. New Orleans State Rep says she's ashamed to be white.

Thomas Crapper is the guy the word "crap" comes from.... I'm sure if he knew how his name was used today, he'd feel like crap. It was also a horrible weekend for Louisiana football. Both LSU and the Saints lost their games... bummer. A Louisiana man hid a gun up his butt.

A Jefferson Parish student has a suspension on his permanent record because a BB gun was accidentally visable during a virtual class session.

A former female pastor finds happiness after becoming a pansexual stripper. Mayor Cantrell shuts down Tracy's after Saints game. Seattle hires a pimp to be their new "Street Czar".

Sex Offender gets his ass whooped by parents at a Crackle Barrel restaurant when he snuck and hid in a women's restroom. The Mars company changes the name of "Uncle Ben's Rice" to "Ben's Orginal Rice".

Robert Kraft video of him paying to do sex in a massage spa will not be used in court. Dixie Beer asks for the publics' help to choose another name for their beer. Orleans Parish will allow high schools to play football.

Tik Tok woman freaks out at the news of Supreme Counrt Justice's death.  Employee fired for foiling a purse snatching.  Chicago postal workers threaten to dtrike because they keep getting shot.