The Kane Is Dead Program

The Kane Is Dead Program

By Joey C.M.Comedy
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The Kane Is Dead Program episodes

  • Episode 29: Madonna's Big Dick
    On this weeks episode I speak on more stupidity and my own stupidity in regards to feeling the need to drink in my early episodes because I felt it made me a better speaker. I also speak on how The Sopranos had me crying during season 1 and why it did. Bandwagon fans and the super bowl are mentioned too. I remember people said women gossip the most but from what I've seen and heard, not even close. More dudes I've met do it and I address that stupid hypocrisy. Also with the help of some people i know, I got a few facts on Recreational weed and how it affects shit. I split that into 2 parts, one positive, the other negative. Then we wrap it all up in newspaper and see how far it floats. NO METAL ON THIS EPISODE. WITH MUSIC FROM DANIEL DAHMER, DJSKIPMODE AND AN UNNAMED SINGER. Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
    1 hr 33 min
  • Episode 28: Embarassing Stains on the Human Experience
    On tonight's episode I speak on a couple of things like Jesus Christ in the oval office. I speak on HBO and its supremacy over all networks. Embarrassing moments in life as well as my take on dreams and nightmares. WITH MUSIC BY DANIEL DAHMER, CHAGRIN, LÄRM, A SHELTER IN THE DESERT, DAYLIGHT'S GATE, ASTRAL WOE, CHRIS G. Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
    1 hr 52 min
  • Episode 27: Reluctantly Invisible Dracula
    Tonight I speak on the influences I've gotten from radio and my family. I also speak on some goofy shit from work and the stupid assholes I know. As well speak on the different levels of respect that are no longer in play, mostly This is in regards to my dad. WITH MUSIC BY DANIEL DAHMER, BOOR, AAAAAa, SVAVELH, POLITICAL ANIMALS, @BOOGIEKAZAMM. Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
    1 hr 48 min
  • Episode 26: Urinal of Friendship
    POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING FOR THE OVERLY SENSITIVE. LISTENERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. On tonight's episode I speak about the crap year we have so far. I also speak about the transitional period I went through with a terrible chronic masturbator I was in love with. I also breakdown as I try to explain shit from the past regarding bullshit friendships. WITH MUSIC BY DANIEL DAHMER, HADES, MILITIA OF DEATH, TODD RUNDGREN, WEERD SCIENCE, CLIFF DeMARKS. Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
    1 hr 25 min
  • Goodbye 2020(7 TEARS)
    This is my tribute to the fallen or lost in my life. Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
    21 min
  • Goodbye 2020(HATE VERSION)
    POTENTIAL TRIGGERING CONTENT. LISTENER DISCRETION ADVISED! Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
    10 min
  • The Kane is Dead Program Presents: The Christmas Bullshit Special: Part Deux!
    Santa Hat? Check! Christmas decorations? Check! Self hatred and a new excuse to bitch about it all?! That's a big check! 2nd annual Christmas Episode and on this one I don't cry a lot. A long episode too! Just a look at life since last Christmas and a little nostalgia along for the ride. I talk about my bitterness again too. I reminisce on whether a girl really did like me or was I just stoned beyond comprehension. Bad Christmas memories that root just a year ago and good Christmas memories from my childhood and the in between times. All that and what not, delivered on the Eve as promised. Thanks for listening!! Even if you hated it. Also my outro explains a lot. FEATURING MUSIC BY DANIEL DAHMER, J.J. HRUBOVCAK, SLAYER FEATURING WHAM! TOEHIDER, ROB SCALLON, ACID WITCH, Q STRANGE, HOTH, CLOWNVIS PRESLEY. Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
    2 hr 19 min
  • Episode 25: Fractured Forks: A Documentary
    LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. I SPEAK ON SOME UNHOLY SHIT REGARDING THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE. THEREFORE, THERE IS POTENTIALLY GRAPHIC/ OFFENSIVE CONTENT IN THIS EPISODE. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!! On this episode you can hear me breathe a lot and its because I'm a little congested. Sorry for that. I talk about Gore and how it has affected my life for better or worse. From an incident in my childhood to the DVD trading and all the way up to today's lack thereof. Everything in between and then some. I also talk about how humanity is further awful in my personal studies as of late. We keep getting worse and worse and we deserve to suffer amidst all the gossip whores and those irresponsible fucks. All of this and a little extra with some music in the mix. WITH MUSIC BY DANIEL DAHMER, CHAGRIN, SNUFFED ON SIGHT, FUCKFASE FEATURING Q STRANGE AND JIM REAPER, WILTON PLACE STREET BAND. Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
    1 hr 33 min
  • Episode 24: Barfing Whore
    On this episode I ramble a lot. Talk about personal influences and what not. The death of radio for me and gimmick swarmed comics I've learned to hate. Other shit too! WITH MUSIC BY DANIEL DAHMER, FUCKFASE, HENRY KANE, JOY, SMOKESTACK CREW, C-MOON, CHAINSAWMESSIAH. Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
    1 hr 37 min
  • Episode 23: LOONer in Clips.
    POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING: LISTENER DISCRETION IS ADVISED, CONTAINS GRAPHIC AND WHAT SOME MAY CONSIDER UNSETTLING/DISTURBING CONTENT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!! This episode I let off some steam regarding my personal well being by destructive thinking and bad lip reading. I speak on not following the crowd but only sparsely. DSBM helps me stay nothingness and/or meaninglessness. Should I have such impure thoughts?! Who really knows?! Talk briefly on my writing and Christmas. Then I talk about 4 bands from my early years...I actually speak on my hatred towards slipknot and making sense of it all. I speak on the Juggalo scene too and the alleged ties to gangs. I end it subtly but I feel like simply red dudes while holding back the years. FEATURING MUSIC BY DANIEL DAHMER, HAPPY DAYS, WEERD SCIENCE, DEAD RABBIT, A COVER OF MAKE IT WITH YOU. Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
    1 hr 38 min

About The Kane Is Dead Program

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A failed comedian whose career flatlined in 2019. I hate everything and everyone so don't feel special. I talk a lot of shit and play some music along the way.