The Kane Is Dead Program

The Kane Is Dead Program

By Joey C.M.Comedy
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The Kane Is Dead Program episodes

  • Episode 38: Walking Down the Street with my Lungs in my Hand
    All is fair in cotton candy and cream cheese. Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
    2 hr 20 min
  • Episode 37: A Pile of Burritos
    Wait, is this episode getting the boot?! Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
    2 hr 25 min
  • Episode 36: I Tried To Pay Attention but the Words Disappear
    So how can you tell the difference in premium and rip-off? The rattle. Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
    1 hr 55 min
  • Episode 35: She Said Her Favourite Black Metal Band Was Cradle of Filth...
    POSSIBLE TRIGGERING CONTENT WARNING: IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, PLEASE FUCK OFF. THANK YOU. I miss concerts. Don't you? Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
    2 hr 21 min
  • Episode 34: Plastic Bag Face Mask
    On this rather dismal episode, I explore the human pre-extinction by talking a ton of unnecessary shit! I give my unique perspective on The Passion of the Christ. I talk about sex or rather a goofy take on eating out and the preeminent macho/hippy bullshit that some believe. I also give my take on hearing some tales of sexual stupidity and also I give my take on the current Lil Nas X controversy. Later I talk about a trolling rap group that got owned so hard that they converted back to Christianity after pretending to rep Satan like a gang. Hang on to your halos folks, this is a bumpy ride! WITH MUSIC BY DANIEL DAHMER, APOCALYPTIC LEADERS, YOUNG MAYLAY, I SET MY FRIENDS ON FIRE, SORRY..., ROY ORBISON, ROTTEN WOLF, GOYA. Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
    1 hr 56 min
  • Episode 33: Roxy Foo's Hammered Sanctuary
    Tonight I speak on a couple of things that have been bothering me like human waste with Jesus Christ tattoos on their faces. Fucking hypocrites but they can seriously fuck off at this point. I touch on a little pro wrestling stuff I had planned back when I was in the mood for training to become a part of this business. A couple of other wrestling related things before talking about paranormal shit and the potential evil at hand. Real weird shit! WITH MUSIC BY DANIEL DAHMER, RICHARD GEIN, MONOMATE, N.A.U., MR. FIX YOUR MIND TO DIE, AHREV DET, APATI, and ROW PIECES. Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
    2 hr 10 min
  • Episode 32: Throwing Gasoline in the Furnace
    In this weeks episode I talk a lot more shit but mostly about some goofs I've seen and done. This week has been hellish to say the least. I speak on bitterness in it's priceless form and I talk about how sex is far more repulsive than I ever imagined. And you fuckers like doing that shit? I'm beyond repulsed. Mid rant I think I saw a UFO which really threw me off the program. WITH MUSIC BY DANIEL DAHMER, 6 BAG DEMON, CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING; SUICIDE, RUNAWAY GIRL, NIGHT STALKER AND JJ SHADOW. Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
    2 hr 6 min
  • Episode 31: Do You Believe in Magic?(In an Empaths Heart)
    (POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING CONTENT. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED) On tonight's episode I talk a ton of shit and give a few fuck offs along the way. I speak on ghosts and the paranormal briefly as well as share the information shared with me on the subject and also experiences that I was made aware of. Of course I throw in my skeptical thoughts. I weigh in on Empaths and my personal encounters in recent memories with these "spiritual" gimps. Oh yeah, I let em have it and I bring to light a new path: The APATH. WITH MUSIC BY DANIEL DAHMER, GUCCI MANE FEATURING RICK JAMES REMIX BY SUPER TIGHT WOODY, SMOKESTACK CREW, MYRON FLOREN AND P.M. DAWN. Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
    1 hr 36 min
  • Episode 30: Oatmeal Gives Me Gas
    (POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING CONTENT. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, BY ALL MEANS, GO FUCK YOURSELF) On this episode I talk a lot of shit. Mostly about how I Hate getting old. I do a small recap of some old bullshit too and reminisce about my lack of life and love. It's a bit of an oddity but man is a walking atrocity and hypocrisy just so happens to be the coma we no longer acknowledge. I talk about some awful shit too. They tell me to grow up yet they're the cunts are the ones who have 10 kids and over 50,000 in child support charges. Get fucked! WITH MUSIC BY DANIEL DAHMER, VARDAN, HERMODR, VANHELGA, KGP AND THE FINAL REMIX. Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
    2 hr 4 min
  • The Kane is Dead Program in Association with Karchy Tapes Present: IT'S A V.D. THANG!!!!
    (THIS IS THE LONGEST EPISODE SO FAR!)Valentine's day is Christmas for idiots. On this special episode: I speak on love, early love, goofy love and the like. I talk about sex, good and bad with some very explicit material attached so be warned, ya touchy fuckers. Bad relationships, good ones, and the lost one's. I talk about the biggest heartbreak and a depressing story to boot. In the end I come full circle about it all and decide my current state of affairs is enough for a lifetime. The good, the bad, the ugly sort of deal only without Leone or Eastwood doing justice and a lack of action. WITH MUSIC BY DANIEL DAHMER, JAELEN, SMOKESTACK CREW, THE CHI-LITES, MADNESS, SAINT SINNA, AND INSANE POETRY. Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.
    3 hr 23 min

About The Kane Is Dead Program

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A failed comedian whose career flatlined in 2019. I hate everything and everyone so don't feel special. I talk a lot of shit and play some music along the way.