The Kelly Slusher Show

Conversations about my moms free candy shenigans, my dad's humilation, worst hold music ever, I was bald baby named Balivore

Conversations about Dog Butt Bullet Poo, Rocker Lady Judy Control Skit, Adult Onesies, Junebug Jubilee, living in the sticks in Oregon, a man reading his book at a rock concert, 

Conversations about caesar salad cheese burger deniers, sparkle water jokes, punk the open mics, ridiculous Debbie Nancy skits

Conversations about pumpkin spies, my public humiliation, my cool weird grandma, my new band Slushees, and much more!!!

Shaking Chihuahuas, pantless dentists, bean boats, nacho cheese in a box, stupid nail art, please no headless guitars in my life

I'm chatting about being fresh meat on the roller rink, Elmo almost ran me over, hollering at absolutely nobody, backward talking podcast, water is see-through, and my pump and dump fake ad sketch.

Conversations about the great chicken panic, returning after hiatus, boredom standing in lines, frumptown coffee, famous relatives I'm sandwiched in between and some funny sketches you don't want to miss

Talking about bad jokes great laughs, creepy classic children's songs, oat milk bullcrap, refrigerator side doors, frustrated 1980's mom

Side of ranch skit, animal car face, why can't you use you're freakin' turn signal, high-class croissant talkers, and 2nd best is never the best

Cheese Pineapple Boat skit, extreme minimalism, a cat and a scratch and a rash, Oh Johnny skit, the best B.S. granola cereal, gross me outlet, enchilada recipe thief