We officially kick off round 1 of the 2017 Sexy Sixteen Tournament. We learn that Dusty has no real preference on women, sexy females is about the only qualification, Jerry wants to round up everyone and put them into camps, and Bruce can spot a fake google search image.

Tonight we have Chillicothe's own Lori Graves. It doesn't take long for Jerry to weird her out with the milk and cereal talk, but then we settle in and learn a little Ohio History, Jerry still loves talking about dicks, and we begin the 2017 Sexy Sixteen tournament.

Tonight we are joined by comedian Lee Kimbrell and things go straight to gutter right away. Jerry explains the phrase "tighter than Dick's hatband", Lee talks about his teaching adventures, Bruce explains how the internet is making him yuge, pedophilia is discussed, and Dusty points out that Jerry is all about the dicks and buttholes.

Anyone remember that episode from a while back that I hoped Craig would like? Well tonight, Craig is in the studio and we put him in the hot seat to find out. Jerry makes Friday movie references all night, Dusty and Craig talk guns and hunting, and Bruce... well Bruce just cucks it all together and makes us laugh. We hear about the time Craig "Dick Chaney'd" a turkey, milf hunting, how Dusty has a some hot women in his family (and some dudes too), and tells us what it was like to hit Debo in the face with a brick.

Tonight we have Joey Pi in the studio and we discuss Trumpland, fights at Chuck E Cheese, global warming, Jerry likes to make the wait staff uncomfortable, and the benevolent racism of old people.

In tonights episode we have a very funny lady, Jenny Day, join us in the studio. Right off the bat things get weird and continue to stay that way pretty much through out. We talk favorite odd sexual positions, the milk and cereal video, best pick up lines, squirting, sexual surprises, and lots of other stuff that is right up Jerry's alley. Be sure to not to miss this one folks.

Ever seen a dog poop in another dogs mouth? Me either, but it sounds hilarious. Well, tonight you can hear the story that inspired the show title. Special guest Dan Friedman joins us in the studio and takes us down the rabbit hole and things get pretty awesome, not gonna lie.

In tonights extra long episode, we hear one of the craziest stories we have ever heard in the history of the show. Of course before hand we talk about aliens, the inauguration, lizard people, dat rap game, and of course, eating ass. Special Guest, Ryan Freeman, drops the illest 3 part mini series event on us and we are blown away.

In a rare sequence of events, we have a lady in the studio tonight. The lovely and talented Ginger LeSnapps from Cin City Burlesque stops by and we chit chat about the hazards of dancing with carpet tape on your genitals, wig tape on your nipples, and which is worse to tear a hamstring or a g string. We explore the business side of being in charge of a bunch of women, how its like herding cats, and the sweetness she gets from all the ladies. Be sure to check these ladies out on February 11th at Bogarts in Cincinnati.

This episode starts off with Jerry Eating some Fruit Loops that were given to him by a fan of the show. This proves that there are some real sickos out there that want to watch a fat, bald man eat cereal. Sick bastards! (Thanks Jordan Cain, they were delicious.) This week we are joined in the studio by comedian Tyrone Hawkins. Tyrone was propositioned by a cheap prostitute on his way here, and he tells us all about it. Bruce talks about his encounter with a drunk urine soaked homeless man. Dusty denies any involvement with the costume closet at Chucke Cheese. And lots of titty/pussy throughout the entire episode.