Happy new year everyone!!! Cuck Season has begun, and in true cuck fashion, Bruce fell in the shower (and couldn't get up) and fucked his shit up pretty bad, so he won't be joining us tonight. But don't fear, we have a suitable replacement for him, Glenn Childress assumes the cuck role and does wonderful Bruce impressions all night. This one is a long one, so sit down, strap in and prepare to be entertained. Topics of discussion include Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, Kool aid recipes, getting assaulted by TSA and security guards, Glenn plays a nude Puerto Rican baseball player, and Jerry drops the "N" bomb.