The Kenzie & Cullen Show!

Hello, dear readers!  Right after you read this, you become a dear listener!  Then after this is over... SILENCE FOREVER.

It's our show!  This week, Cullen updates us on an amazing weekend- comedy shows, baseball, crying (and no, those aren't the words that will be on his tombstone)!

Kenzie gives us some thoughts and feelings about Oppenheimer and the lottery, and we talk about putting gasoline in our buttholes.

Do not put gasoline in your buttholes.  But put the gasoline of love that is our voices into the butthole of your brain!  Enjoy!

How goes it, loyal listener?  Today, we discuss the very sad death of Paul Reubens, then get real hopeful about the deaths of Ed Kemper and Henry Kissinger!  We discuss Santa Claus, The Tooth Fairy, The Easter Bunny, Aaron Eckhardt's giant mustache from Sully, that gopher from Caddyshack, and just have a rip roarin' time on the beaches of Corsica!

Join us, won't you?

Lo and behold!  We have another episode this week, friends!

Today, we get another health update from Kenzie, and we talk cereal, blueberries, ghosts, movies, Cosmo quizzes, and children's TV.  A delight and a half for all!  

Weeeeeeeee!    

Have you ever thought to yourself, "someone should do a podcast about gritty French crime films from the 70s and also about Disney children's movies in the 90s"?  Well- we sure did, so we did it!

In this episode, we talk about two very very different films!  Corey is a real cool French guy with a mustache!  The Parent Trap stars a young Lindsay Lohan- what do we think of these- you'll find out!  

Hello Kenzie & Cull-heads!  This is a special short episode!

Kenzie is not feeling well, so we just chat briefly about how much Kenzie hates men pretending to be little boys in film!  We also talk about destroyed boats, Richard Ramirez, Disney films, and friendship!

Enjoy, won't you?

What's up, buttercups!  (not the flower, though- you guys are just big ol' cups filled with butter)

On this edition of the Kenzie & Cullen Show, we discuss Taylor Swift, sleeves, pants, Seinfeld, The Bear (it returns!), we dole out movie watchin' assignments, and we have a rippin' good time!

Feast them ears here!!!!

Why hello fine feathered friends!  Twist up yer beaks and flap those wings, cuz this podcast is for the birds!  It is also for humans, and you are one cool human who is reading this now (unless you are some weird smart  owl- one of those professor owl people, you've seen 'em).  

This week, we hear a creepy story about a light night knocker, we talk about Kenzie's comfort movie (for real, it's a wacky choice), shows, movies, political stuff- it's all over the place- we even learn that Kenzie's parents were at The Last Supper - the Bible is way off, it was in California in the 80s!  

You can't fly south until you laugh with yer pals Cull and Kenz.  See you on the other side, friends!

Hello fine friends!

On this episode, we hear about how open mics have been going, there's plenty of TV Talk, and we learn about the Holy Roman Empire!  What a time to be alive!

Greetings, Cully Cult and the Funky Fresh!  That is your nickname now, dear listener!  Hell yeah!  Another episode of us two talkin'.

Kenzie continues to get treatment in Rochester, MN- she's watched The Matrix and wants stuff to bury!  We talk about TV, fake baseball, Billy Shakes, and read some fan mail!

It's a good time!  Join us!

Hey there Kenzie & Cull-heads!  It's another movie episode!

We watched Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves and Ever After!  Both take place back in the olden days!  What can we say, we love watchin' movies with big piles of hay and a bunch of loud ass geese walkin' around.  It's fuckin' fun as hell!

We rate these films, we talk about these films, we have a great time doin' it.  We get a short health update from Kenzie, we hear how her bathroom sounds, and we love you!

Send us an email if you fucked while you listened to this episode (69 is the sex number)