The Kenzie & Cullen Show!

We got a smooth and super episode for you dweebs today!   We talk about Cocaine Cher (the sequel to Cocaine Bear- it is basically the same movie but it is Cher in the woods on cocaine instead of a bear).  We discuss the newest member of Kenzie's family, pranks, babies, and we mock the British!  ...It's all very silly and smooth!  

Ease that pain in yer dick and put this shit on!  You can hear it right now if you want!

The mother fucking Oscars were this past fuckin' Sunday!  We watched 'em, we talk about 'em, and we talk about Saved By The Bell, cats, and some other fuckin' shit.

This is our podcast.  You are here.  Let's fuckin' party.  

Listen up, buttercups!  Kenzie & Cullen take you on a journey of the mind today- and all you have to do is fuckin' hit play.  

We learn about the real life Grizzly Adams (spoiler alert, real dumb guy), we get an update on Kenzie's health, we talk about how Kenzie would not, under any circumstances, take a job as a reporter in a cave.  We discuss those little 
"doom dakka doom dakka dee da dakka" noises that band Korn used to make!  Why did they do it, and more importantly, why didn't anyone stop them?

We learn that beasts love nudist colonies and helmets didn't exist for too long.  Does anything I am typing here make sense?  This episode is fun!  Protect your brain and plug in!  

Crawl out of your ponds and get a grip on this fun and friendly episode!

We get another health update from Kenzie, then we dive right into showers, electric bills, OSCAR PREDICTIONS, and some other GREAT FILMS are discussed- films OVERLOOKED BY THE MEDIA ELITE (bad movies).  

It's a nice lil' conversation, and we appreciate you listening!   Tell your friends, and call your girlfriends!

Hello, Heater Matarazzo Superfans!  This week,  The Kenzie & Cullen show does a special MOVIE TALK!!  Watch 'em, love 'em, rate 'em, let us know what ya think!

This episode kicks off on discussing Cullen's Dad's shed- he burned one down, now he's building the shed of his dreams!  

Then we talk about the Welcome To The Dollhouse and The Princess Diaries!  Are both of these films about bullying?  Kinda!  Do both star Heather Matarazzo?  They sure do!  Are there a ton of other similarities?  Of course not!

It's a fun discussion, we hope you like it!  Don't stick envelopes in your mouth!

Greetings, valued listeners!  Put some honey on yer banana bread, cuz we're back again this week!  You knew it was coming, and that's why you're here!

What is in store for you this week?  More of that goofy dumb talkin' these two buffoons unload your way, that's for sure!   Kenzie and Cullen discuss that surviving the apocalypse sounds awful!  We talk comedy and comedy shows, We talk about the best kinds of loafs (spoiler alert- it's bread)!  

We also get a Kenzie health update.  

We love you!  

Gather round, fair children, and receive the Holy Sacrament of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!

We start off the episode with a post-surgery update from our friend Kenzie- what color is her pee?  Was there a lizard in there?  You'll never know unless you listen!

We also get a good dose of the ancient tale of The Green Children of Woolpit, followed by the less-ancient-but-somehow-more-ridiculous tale of the Steven Seagal film Above The Law!  We talk about running the door at shows, conspiracy theories, and hell yeah- we just have a humdinger of a time!   

We also assign each other two new films to watch and talk about, which we will do in Episode #54.  Hear what they are, watch along with us, then send us your thoughts to our email address!  Yay!

Well look at you adorable lil' whippersnappers!  Thanks for tuning in to the Kenzie & Cullen Show!  

In this one, we talk about Kenzie's upcoming Cancer surgery.  We wish her well!  Then we talk about Fleischman Is In Trouble, The Last Of Us, and the return of comedy to The Plus in downtown Eau Claire, WI.  It's fun!  We liked making it!  Thank you!!!!!

Put on your feckin' snakeskin jackets, it's time to express your individuality and belief in personal freedom with another episode of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!

In this one, we talk Oscar season, Irish accents, The Immortal Works of Nick Cage, and Piss Christ!  Dive on in, this one gets fancy!

Strap a stuffed animal to your favorite cheeseburger eatin' shirt, and point the holes of your ears to this!

In this episode, we talk about The Menu, Putin, embarrassment, cancer, football, family, and just have sweet ass good time!

It is fun and a bit on the bonkers side!  So tie that syphilis to the string of a kite and fly through the glory of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!