The Kenzie & Cullen Show!

Get ready to shovel sand and gobble those Bennys, The Kenzie & Cullen Show is here! 

We go all over the place in this big fun episode.  We get a cancer update from Kenzie (because Kenzie has cancer), we talk about movies, open mic night, Chippendales, The Beautician and The Beast, My Favorite Murder, Pringles, and a bunch of pop culture and comedy stuff, just like you like it!

Enjoy, and study up for that "F" from Professor Sex!

Put some pork in your pocket and eat food that hurts- it's time for The Kenzie & Cullen Show - Movie Talk Edition!

Before all that starts, we talk about New Year's Eve, eating contests, and a squirrel so big it terrified Kenzie!

Then we talk about Weird Al's masterpiece UHF and the talking animal magnum opus Babe.  These movies are rad as hell, and we like talking about them!

So throw on your fleece and cook up some bacon and watch them along with us!  Thank you for listening!

!!!!!!!  It's our last podcast of the year!  Season Two starts next week!

We talk about the impressive minds of Gremlins, Christmas cookies, bros in wigs, CGI, a Kenzie Cancer Update, and other announcements aplenty!

Thank you for listening!

send us an email at [email protected], we will read it on the pod!  

Ahoy there, gods and goddesses!  This episode is a breath of fresh air/a brush of left hair!

We try not swearing on the pod, but only last a few minutes!  There's childhood stories, Austin Powers (he's so horny!), TV Talk, elk drawn carriages, Italian mockery, and new movie assignments!  We hope you like it!  It's us talking, and we do it the whole episode!  

Don't lose your goddamned checkbooks, and drop us a line at [email protected]

What's that smell?  We know what it is!  From out of the swamp crawls another installment of the Kenzie & Cullen Show!  

Is it the audio conversational comedy you crave?  You better believe it!  Is maybe describing it as smelling like a swamp a terrible choice when we are trying to get new listeners?  Yes!  It is a terrible decision!

This week, we talk about the classic, tragic, and deeply terrible/great soap opera Passions, the glories of Croatia (second only in Kenzie's heart to a love of soccer), bad books, big bald brains, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and the creepy return of Xullen!  We all hate Xullen- he's such a creep!

We have a lot of fun in this one.  Finish the vacuuming and grab yer bon-bons and curl right up with this swampy sweet sound!  The Kenzie & Cullen Show:  alienating new listeners since Episode #1!

This podcast episode was discovered in an ancient cave, next to bones and shards- the remnants of a lost civilization.  After decades of painstaking research, the world's finest scientists now bring you The Kenzie & Cullen Show #43- Unicorns and Warts.

Was it worth the 14.3 billion dollars and the lives of the 17 workers who died to bring this podcast to you?  No question.  They had to dump a bunch of poison on this podcast to get it to work, and some of those hairbrained researchers smelled the stuff!  We told them not to, but they were just so curious to find out what poison smelled like!  Then they died!  But that is okay, because their lives were meaningless compared to the value in this podcast!

Unicorns and warts, and other fucking stuff.  Just listen, ok?  Honor those who perished to make this happen.  

Hello, you fools and friends!  We are back with a jam-packed, full-throttle, no holds barred, in your face assault on your laugh lines and love of green beans!

We talk Thanksgiving, we talk books, we talk movies, we talk about Cullen's coordinated attack on a store from his youth, yelling at pastors, pumpkins, and a bunch of other dumb shit.  You love dumb shit!  It's all here to hear!  Hell yeah!

Hey dweebs!

Kenzie was too busy and sick to record this week.  That is fine!  We love her!

This episode is just a quick little message from Kenzie regarding her benefit.  Then some audio files from comics from around the country, showing their support:

Reena Calm
Mary Mack
Stewart Huff
Tommy Bayer
Ali Sultan
Tim Harmston
Sam Tallent
Jodie Maruska
Grant Winkels
and
Sean Patton

Still want to donate?

Head here:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/kenzies-cancer-benefit?qid=af7f5d45ffd6e66ea4e6ace42ecd1ab8

It's another movie edition of your least favorite podcast!

We watched Just Visiting (spoiler:  it fucking sucks!)  and La Moustache!  We talk about them!  We have a silly good time here, folks- listen in!  Weeeee!!!!

Kenzie's Cancer Benefit is November 18th, 2022 at 6pm at The Brickhouse in Eau Claire- so stop in if you can!!!  If you can't, you can help out here.

You're gonna wanna jump through a wall or fall through a floor for this one, folks!  It's another smoking hot joint filled with weed that you can smoke and get high off of, but instead of weed it is a podcast, and you can't smoke it, you just listen to it with your ears and an open heart filled with thoughts of love (and weed)!

In this week's episode, a couple of shit-for-brains dumbfucks talk about a bunch of fuckin' garbage.  Friends named Brian, lawyers, lightning strikes, middle names, Weird Al, twitter, films, time, love, death, the internet, movies, stuff, and Laura Fucking Linney.  

We meet Xullen.  We all hate Xullen.  

But you won't hate this episode.