The Kenzie & Cullen Show!

Carve up those shoes and twiddle those thumbs, because another episode of The Kenzie & Cullen Show is hot off the presses!  Extra!  Extra!  Listen all about it!

This week, we discuss terrible songs we get stuck in our heads, wonderful shows that we love and rewatch, jazz clubs, kisses, lollypops, huns, Bop Magazine, and takin' a piss.  It's like feeling the wind on your knees and the breeze that can please!

We also assign each other new movies!  We will watch them and talk about them two weeks from now!

What songs do you hate that get stuck in yer big old chonker of a head?  Tell us!  Tell us now!  Tell us now or we riot!  [email protected]

Lo and behold, weary wanderers!  Drink and be merry at the tropical trough oasis that is the Kenzie & Cullen Show!  The sweet nectar of our angel voices will fill you with light and love!

This week, we learn about Kenzie's propensity to eat raw bear meat!  We get a very good health update, talk books, talk Mean Tweets (Cullen had a Mean Tweet read on Kimmel!), then we talk about the hell on Earth that is the season of political ads.  

It's all stupid, it's all fun, and here it is.  Celebrate and feast!


And come to Kenzie's Cancer Benefit, 6pm on November 18th at The Brickhouse!

The raven crows at the strike of midnight, the skeletons cheer as they put on their witch hats.  A terror grips you with a chill and a darkness- your soul screams.  Your cries are never heard, because instead, you hear the Kenzie & Cullen Show!

What will save you from these frights and terrors?  US!  We talk about sledgehammers, Peter Dinklage, Gorilla Glue, television, and that is pretty much it!

Mark your calendars for November 18th at The Brickhouse in Eau Claire- Kenzie's Cancer Benefit is there and then!  We will see you there, and we will have prizes and raffles and live entertainment.  Hell yeah. 

Twinkle your toes and batten down the hatches, this audio file is coming straight this way!

We goof off so beautifully in this one.  We talk greatest fears, Florence Pugh, Billy Eicher's movie BROS (it was very funny and good), rat-baiting, bubonic plague, and Tiny The Wonder (a famous dog)!  We get a medical update from Kenzie, and talk up the good times at open mic and the bad times on social media.  Topics galore, fun in bunches, and the kind of banter you've come to know and love- The Kenzie & Cullen Show- patriotic enough to fake the moon landing!

Strut your stuff and fill those mouths!  It's time for a big, bright, clean, and courteous episode of The Kenzie & Cullen Show!

This week, we talk about the 2010 tween musical Standing Ovation, which is unbelievably bad and terrible!  Then we talk about Fight Club.  Do we like it?  Yes!  Does it have a ton of problems neither of us are smart enough to talk about intelligently?  You better believe it!

Enjoy, you goofs!  This is the perfect thing to listen to while cruising around on your jetski.  

Hey everybody!

We talk a little bit about movies and family in this one, the rest gets... well, you'll see.

 It's a big one, so no big jokes and dumb stuff to say in the episode description.  Give it a listen, we love you!

Fueled by delicious food, Kenzie & Cullen sit down in Kenzie's living room, and just have a great ol' time!

We talk food (have the chimichangas at La Tacqueria La Poblanita), jobs we've had, bad neighbors, high dives, and digital cats.  Come hang out with us!

And check out the comedy of Stewart Huff, our good friend and an amazing performer!

Scream your loudest screams and jump your biggest jumps, old friends!  Kenzie and Cullen are comin' at you fresh, loud, dumb, and proud!

We find out the sunny and sandy location of Kenzie's mini-vacation for her 5 year anniversary!  We learn about a war that almost happened in the Pacific Northwest! We read a fan email! We pounce on problems, address all annoyances, and fight like hell.  We are Kenzie & Cullen, history's greatest threat to the social fabric!  Listen! Laugh! Love!

Pssst.  We'll let you in on a lil' secret here, folks.  This podcast?  This one?  This one right here?  The one you are reading about right now?  ...yeah, that's right.  This one.  This is the podcast where we talk about Clifford and Dog Day Afternoon!  Two movies that are so similar, they might as well trade names!  Pacino and Short!  (by the way- we looked it up- Al Pacino is shorter than Martin Short.  by one inch.  Cool!!!!)

Snuggle into this meaty stew of delights and doofery.  Your best pals Kenzie and Cullen talk about these two movies.  They tried to talk about all of the movies ever made in  history, but they just didn't have time!  Oh well!  More podcasts to come, I suppose!

Time is relative, said Einstein.  And you'd have to be a relative dope not to listen to this!

We've got a doozy of a show for you little rat people today!

We talk about Cullen's college radio days, 9/11, Batman (1989), and the joys and traumas of stand up comedy!  It starts out great, gets even greater, takes a huge leap to super great, and ends with the greatest shit you've ever heard in a podcast!

It's a fun one, folks!  Have a listen, and drop us a line with questions or comments!