The Kenzie & Cullen Show!

This week's episode is special- everyone says so!

We talk about Robocop- Kenzie had never seen it before!  We also talk about A Little Princess- an incredibly dark and terrifying children's movie!  Do we like them?  You can hear about it here!

We talked to Joe Rogan  and he said, "uuuuhhhhh wow.  kicking.  fighting.  fuck, man.  supplements.  Richard Pryor.  Fuck, bro." That never happened!  What I typed about Joe Rogan is not true at all!  It was a fake thing I wrote down right here in the podcast description!

Kenzie and Cullen are back at it again- those loudmouthed miscreants, pumpin' talking content into the void!

This week, we talk masculinity, orcas, sandwiches, and the mysteries of the entire Universe.  What does Kenzie associate with baseball?  Will Cullen scream for no reason?  What other passions and triumphs will they discuss?

Laugh with us.  Or don't.  Either way, this recording exists!

Did you know that if you invest one dollar a day, you could end up a millionaire by the end of the decade?  With these simple tips, you can achieve all of your financial goals, become the person you've always wanted to be, and develop the skills and know how to...  nah, none of that is true.  

We just talk in this one!  Soccer, books, sunburns, coaching, murders, television- just a giant gabfest full of goofs and guffaws!  

This podcast will immediately make you poor.  All of your money will be gone if you make it even one minute into this podcast.  If you listen, prepare to lose everything!  Your money will evaporate forever, and honestly- what more could you ask for?  Listen to the Kenzie & Cullen Show, and experience complete financial ruin!

Psssst- we will let you in on a lil' secret tidbit.  Sometimes we record episodes that go too long, contain too many personal things, or just drag in weird ways.  So we don't release those!  But we are releasing this one!!!  It is a bunch of stuff from other eps that we've spliced together!  It's fun!  Enjoy!  

Ooooooh baby!  The two most influential and important films of the last 100 years, in one podcast?  You bet your tired old ass!   

We talk Bedazzled.  We talk Showgirls.  We have a total ball.  Why not watch both before you listen?  That could be fun!  Will you like them?  Do we?  What happens when we die?  The Kenzie and Cullen Show answers every single question in this episode.  You're welcome!

As the morning sun bursts upon the horizon, softly serenading the morning dew, you stumble upon this podcast, and your sad little life is renewed!

Fill the holes in your brain with this- we talk about movies, sleep, ducks, and fun stuff that will make you smile!  What movies made Cullen walk out of the theatre?  Is Kenzie going to hate Cullen forever because of what he makes her do at the end of this episode?  You gotta hear it!  

As the sun fades and night owns the sky, you whisper, "This episode slaps."  Yes.  It slaps.   All of them slap.  This is but one of them that slaps.  

The bravest and strongest minds in America are at it again!  Cullen explains a script he wrote that no one ever saw.  Kenzie has a fun night out with friends.  We talk about all the things that make Boston famous.  Mark Ruffalo is a HUMK (halfway between a HULK and a HUNK- because "M" is the letter between "L" and "N" in the alphabet and he played the Hulk and he is a Hunk... you guys get it).

Throw this podcast in the dirt and roll around in it for a while!

Here we are- us two idiots jabberin' and laughin' like the goons we love to be!  We talk cigars, weddings, Shrek, Shakespeare, parties, Ozark, and being very, very cool.  

If you don't listen to this, you will have a scary dream tonight!  Oh no!  You will be publicly speaking naked and a werewolf is coming after you!  You better listen or you will swim in the horror of the night!

OH GOOD GRAVY!  Our darkest episode yet.  We actually warn you up top.

Kenzie really brings in some stuff.  Not much else to say.  Mark Ruffalo is very cute?  

We get to a place and we talk.  Chairs are discussed, and the discussion was enjoyed.  We talk about dogs and really- the rest of it is pretty serious shit.  We hope you enjoy it!

Kenzie and Cullen are at it again with their dumb asses, talking into microphones!  They talk taxes, parties, gray hair, pornography, the prison system, Coyote Ugly, and cocaine!  This episode is rammed right up to the gills with the terror and thrills you come to expect from two of America's greatest minds.  Swim in this filthy pond of fun, why don't you?