The Kenzie & Cullen Show!

Grab your decoder pants and your thigh high baseball caps, you squirmy weirdos!  It's time for another super underground, top secret, harmful if swallowed episode of the Kenzie & Cullen Show!  

In this week's jaunt of jabber, we go on and on and on about reality singing competitions, graverobbing, sperm whale penises, wine, wool, concerts, and Beethoven (the dog, not the song guy!)  We find out what nonsense Kenzie was up to at 1am one night, we find out what movies these two loudmouths want each other to watch for a future episode! 

Spin your third tail right into the ear socket, and march on the stairs to the stars of this podcast: The Kenzie & Cullen Show: Where America Learns and Everyone Grows!

In June of 1815, Napoleon was defeated at The Battle of Waterloo.  In August of 2022, Kenzie and Cullen recorded this podcast.

What are these two doofs up to this week?  We talk about Alex Jones, getting stage time at the grocery store, movies, toys, more movies, men in suits, therapy, and I mean, folks- in this economy?  It's like a hornet's nest!

Over 22,000 soldiers were wounded or killed  in 1862 at The Battle of Antietam, and this podcast can be listened to for free right now!

It's another FILM REVIEW SHOW from Kenzie and Cullen- two people who have never made a film, been in a film, or produced a film- but you better believe we've watched 'em!  We have words and thoughts and we make the thoughts into words and say them!  Holy Shit!

The Wrong Guy is a hilarious movie Cullen loves- does Kenzie feel the same?  Windfall is a Netflix original starring The Plems- and Kenzie suggested it to Cullen!  Does Cullen like it?  Find out!  

We also chat about Seinfeld (of course), The Cheesecake Factory (of course), and jobs and stuff!  What a special time to be alive!

Garfield Hates Mondays, Fridays I'm In Love, Today is the day you dribble this sweet syrup into your life- The Kenzie & Cullen Show!

Today, we talk about all of the exciting topics, topics the world needs!  Wheel Of Fortune, mythical Japanese beasts who love wrestling and cucumbers and having interesting butts, sheds burning down, dogs with interesting names, and Kenzie's downright obsession with Ranch dressing.  

Is it fun?  You're absolutely right, it is.  Do we solve the climate crisis?  We do not!  In fact, we don't even try!  We just talk!  And you can listen to it!

Two of the dumbest lowlifes in this Universe are back with their old bag o' tricks!

This week, we talk comedy, bald eagles, billboards, driver's exams, and celebrity crushes!  Who is Kenzie's celebrity crush?  You'll have to play this little old thing to find out!  Want to hear Kenzie's haggis recipe?  You will, but you probably shouldn't! 

Wanna hear the music of our friend Caitlin Cook?  You can find it on all the streaming platforms!  

Tie down your mattress and clear out the ditches, it's time for the Michael Jordan of The Kenzie & Cullen Show episodes!  It's number #23, and we are so proud to be (here)!

In this little bite of talkin' and laughin', we go over the most exciting new feature of Kenzie's new apartment- what will it be?   You must listen to see (hear)!

We talk about theater, The Onion, how much Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson can go fuck themselves, and the movie The Batman!

It's great.  It's so fun, folks.  We swear so much in this episode.  Swearing is very fucking cool!

It's a share and review episode for you, our sweet little babies!  Who's a good baby?  Who's a good baby?  Yes.  Yes.  You're such a good baby!

We talk about the classic 20th century film Blast From The Past, we talk about the Magnetic Fields' record "69 Love Songs".  What will our reviews be?  You have to listen to find out, you fool!  

We are so proud of you.  You did it.  You read these words.  You are truly one of the greats.  

We remember to introduce Kenzie in this one!

This is a fun one, folks.  We talk Tim Allen (of course), fish grease, haircuts, a beer that makes you stupid, one-armed jerks, hoarding, DMVs, and pissin'.  Lots of piss talk.  It's fun, it's wild, it's got so much style!

Is there a big announcement in the second half of the episode that WILL CHANGE THE SHOW FOREVER?  You better bet your sweet cheeks there is.  

This one is fun.  Most of them have been.  Get your ears out and crank this sweet little thing, it'll anger God!

We get up to a bunch of stuff today, friends!  Cullen and Kenzie talk about switching bodies, MTV shows that lie to you, people who remember everything, accidents, songs, and the glory that is comedian Reena Calm (her first album comes out July 1st on Helium Records!  Go get Calmedy!  Reena is one of the best in the country!!!)

Light a fire, chant a spell, and cuddle up in your favorite hiding place, and turn your mind onto this fun!  

Put on your spookiest pants, you crybabies and goofballs!  In this sweet chunk of auditory beauty, you're gonna hear about some creepy Latvian teacher, bugs, mice, bats, and enough babble and silliness to make your bones tremble!  You'll scream.  You'll squirm.  You'll email us at [email protected]!