House sales are down, scamming is up, chicken strips are back at McDonalds and today is National DNA day! Happy weekend!

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Parenthood could be a helmet for your brain, today we celebrate the humble pig in a blanket, Progresso is zipping up it's soup game and talkin' to kids about puberty is rough!

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The Dow is down, Virginia's flag sounds hot, we have a new color, the government wants ladies knocked up and college isn't worth it for the fellas anymore. 

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Wingstop has a new banger, China is making a helluva bridge, not a ton of us are secure in our finances and it's Earth Day!

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Farming robots are almost a thing, your natural scent could be the reason you have friends or no friends and Mt. Dew has a new Summer flavor only available at one place on earth!

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Scientists see a first in the ocean, Subway is doubling your meat, making bank off your home sale could be over! No idea why this didn't upload last Friday lol

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Drugs are about to be in short supply, Starbucks is all about those aprons, the new iPhone sounds out of my price range and tons of us are in a relationship rut!

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Scientists have figured out the perfect day, eggs benny are having a big day, walking may be good for your back pain and Red Robin is throwing down for National Burger Month!

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"Happy" Tax Day America!!!

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Taco Bell is bringing back a banger, Publisher's Clearing House is, or at least was a thing, Kraft gets bold and our fannies had a terrible weekend. 

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