Bankruptcies are up, job openings are down, 20 people is a lot for a body count for some of us, we're apparently building a moon base and Saturday is going to be a big day!

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Stock market is about to have a rough decade, South Bend is clean, we hide our debt pile and today it's all about them underpants!

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Reese's and Oreo have formed an unholy alliance, your smartphone may be giving you fanny issues, Chicago is having a rough week, Sturgis is this week and I may be out of a job soon!

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AUGUST ALREADY?!!! Nooooooooo!!!!!

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Traveling can help you mentally, , kids believe AI mastery is a must, we exaggerate our own stats and giant tarantulas are coming....soon. 

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Houses are sitting on the market, we spend HALF of the whole day online, pet food is expensive and ladies change for the Summer!

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It's so hot out, our dogs are fat and Chuck E. Cheese is a criminal?!

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BACK FROM VACATION! I hope no music, wrestling or TV icons of my youth passed away the week I was gone!

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We're on vacation starting tomorrow, Index returns on 7/28!

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Pokemon card heists are big business, some of us are only getting 17 decent days a month, Crumbl wants me dead and KFC want their crown back!

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