Japan's most popular gameshow           Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

We're back in the Lala Kudio studio togetherio up until episode 34io. Sound quality does suffer in some eps (but not all!) as a result of this in-person dance, but you know what? We had a lot of fun doing these episodes (well except one. One was really, really not fun), and this podcast is really too stupid, unfunny, and downright evil to deserve any listeners at all, so who cares?

"In the name of Lala, the Merciful, the Beneficent.In the name of Lala, the most beneficent, the most merciful. All that praises and thanks be to Lala, the Lady of the Asiatic. The most beneficent, the most merciful. The only owner of the day of recompense. You alone we worship, and you alone we ask for help. Guide us to the straight way… The way of those on whom you have bestoed your grace, not the way of those who earned your anger, nor of those who went astray. Praise be to the Lady of all worlds. Prayers and peace be upon our Prophet, Lala Kudou, her family and all of her companions. To the honorable Father, Mr. Kudou, Lala protect his grand piano. I ask that the Almighty Lala grants us all success in all that pleases Her and that She takes us all in. She is the Mistress of all and capable of such perversion. Lately, we call for praise to Lala, the Lady of all worlds. Prayers and peace be upon our Starlet, Lala, her family, and all of her companions. Peace be upon you with the mercy and blessings of Lala.          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69"

Club Lala is kind of like Club Penguin but it's a lot more...coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

They have come (hehe) to take everything.          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

Lala is lost in a lalabyrinth of Flinstones date rape drugs and loli kings. Will she find her self esteem? Special Guest Star Racist Whitie          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

There is no cumming in the brown zone. The white zone is for loading of semen and there is no cumming in a red zone.          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

In a very special episode of the Kudou Lala Land Podcast we finally figure out where this is all going--Heaven or H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks.          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

Would you rather see Lala Kudou's little blue dog or tiny pink pussy?          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

Trap/Neuter/Release, known as TNR, is a vital ingredient in the overall practice of managing our pet population. Be sure to have your cat or dog spayed or neutered, and please give to your local animal shelter or charity if you can. We should all take good care of our pets, and love all the animals in the world. Oh, and we should go vegan, but really we need to stop having kids. Okay let's say you're vegan, right, and you have one child who is not vegan--well guess what? Not only did you cause the deaths of more animals than a childless meat-eater because of the longer lifespan. your kid has, but think of all the animals all of your kids' kids and their kids etc. and so on will eat. Having children is truly the most immoral thing you can do on this planet.          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

No loud explosions please. No fireworks, no sudden movements, no yelling. PTSD is a serious disorder that afflicts millions. If you have a Vietnam Vet in your family, maybe ask them why they moved to Asia to practice medicine? Oh, lolis. They moved for the lolis.          Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69