This one is really fucked up. Unlike Lala, who's just fucked. And us, who just want to fucking kill ourselves. Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

Michael's choice is always easier than Jesus's choice, which is more horrifying than Sophie's choice. Anyway, you've chosen this podcast, which says something about how choosy you are--and maybe someone should choose something else for you instead? I'm saying words derived from "choice" too much, aren't I? Anyway, this is a compilation video and Lala is only in THE FINAL SCEEEEEEEENNEE because they saved the best for last. But is the best of this video....good? Spoiler: no lalapaloozas here (or maybe I'm lying and it's the best video ever--like, why would you trust me? Do you even know me? Oh, you do? Can I borrow 50 bucks? No, okay man, I get it, that's cool.) Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

Look, if you're going to borrow money from gangsters, you're gonna have a bad time. It's like so obvious, you have to wonder what is wrong with Lala's mother that she's gotten the family in this mess. Or maybe your Japanese is better than ours and you know, in which case get in touch? Anyway, join Jesus and Michael as we dig deep into the moral tale of a mother who has given in to the temptations of the flesh and of capitalism and the daughter that it--well, dude, like, you know where this is going. It's JAV porn after all, you ain't listening to Pod Save America (and good for you, who the hell would?) Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

We finally reveal Darth Vader--oops, wrong podcast, sorry. This is the one where Lala pegs a guy. A lot. And likes it. A lot. So do we! Um, not to each other. Like, we're totes not gay, man, who even said that? Not that there's anything wrong with that. You gotta listen to this one, seriously, it's even better than episode 2. And I promise sound quality skyrockets at ep 6 (and it really becomes like professional quality at ep 11). Wait, how do I know this? We banked podcast episodes in advance and I'm writing this long after this got published? Nah, time travel fuckery makes more sense.

Oh whoa just saw this comes out on 4/20. If you aren't blazing it while listening to this ep ima call your mother.

Look, I know sound is a bit fucked. Blame Jesus, he was talking too quiet and I had to compress the shit out of the file. I promise it won't happen again.

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This one is for the nerds. We have a major, MAJOR realization in this episode that doesn't just change our understanding of Lala Kudou, but of the fate of the human race. Things get heavy in this one--hot and heavy. Lala does silly step porn sex. Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

The Holy Trinity tells us the Lord is one in three and three in one, and just like God this episode is both 3 and 1, because, like, it's actually the first episode we made. But don't listen to this first--oh and sorry, I went way too hard on the ironic racism. I promise that won't last. Still, two nukes weren't en--okay never mind. Lala fucks her boss and Jesus proves he's a professional pron critic. Oops I wrote pron by mistake lol. Should I go back and change it? Nah, i'm busy. Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

Okay so like in this one I totally blow Jesus's mind with a peak into my past and what I was up to before Interpol put out their red notice. Oh, and Lala has lesbian sex, so there's that too. Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69

Welcome to the Kudo Lala Land Podcast! In this episode we introduce the podcast, who we are, wtf this is and why we're doing it (hint: there's no good reason at all). Come join us as we dip our toes into the world of JAV and all the immoral freakshows at our tips...uh, fingertips, yeah, sure, that's what I meant. Email [email protected] Twitter @lalalandpod69