The Kulcha

NEW WEEK, NEW KULCHA!!!

We kick off this weeks episode of The Kulcha with a controversial ice-breaking question - who can say "nigga"? As in, is there a context for someone to use the word, who is not allowed to? What would they have to have achieved in order to use it? We use Alchemist (hip hop producer) and Eminem as guinea pigs to test the our opinions.

With all the controversy currently going in the country, one outstanding piece of news was the new flag post that was proposed a few weeks ago! Stan commends South Africans for coming together on the matter but also condemns us not being proactive enough in the fight against government looting. Without practising restraint, Stan condemns the government for their blatant foolishness and outright corruption.

Have you ever heard of a company named Tencent? If not, Google them and find out for yourself why we ought to be weary about the tech we use.

How do you treat your enemies, with cruelty or with kindness? Uno questions the depth of body shaming as he relays a personal experience that sees a friend turn into a foe and he doesn't know how to act! All in an attempt to deal with having a new enemy!

Oh and finally...there's a little insect going around that apparently is gonna cost South Africa R275 billion over the next 10 years. Stan suspects nanotechnology and proposes that it might be agri-warfare! WTF????!!!!

This is your cue to roll up!

New Week, New Kulcha!!!

Its been a minute since we last recorded an episode. We've really been taking the time to get our other brand - The Kulcha Market popping. Now that The Kulcha Market has matured, we're back to to do what we do and back to do it like we've never done it!

We kick off the chats with question reminiscent of younger days - when last did you take part in a treasure hunt? Probably when you were a kid, right? But what if there was +/- $5million buried in gold somewhere, wouldn't you consider taking your chances hunting for that treasure? 

A lot has been happening in the world of hip hop with Kendrick Lamar dropping a project 5 years after  his last one and Young Thug and his thugs being jailed. We ask ourselves a few questions on these dense topics - is everyone just listening to Kendrick's album out of FOMO? Maybe intellectual FOMO lol. Also, does Young Thug deserve more of our sympathy than say...Johnny Depp? 

Speaking of Johnny, whose side are you on...Johnny or Amber? How do we even begin to sympathise in such a situation as Stan tells a crazy Netflix tale about a doctor who ran a fertility clinic and donated HIS sperm to father over 20 kids, unbeknownst to the mothers that he was using his sperm!

We wrap up the episode with Uno's unfortunate story of jail and how a new, more compassionate approach to the police could be the solution for the future. 

You ever been to jail for anything weed related?

Roll one up for this one!

NEW WEEK, NEW KULCHA!!!

Ever heard of "Space Nazis"?

Its yet another jam packed, mind-bending, imagination stretching episode of The Kulcha and this week, we are joined by fellow stoner and former marine - Phillipus affectionately known to us all as Rudy.

The chats break in with an ice-breaker question: who are the 5 most influential people to have lived that you would save and take to a new world...dead or alive?  Everyone's input made some sort of sense, even Rudy's remark that he'd take Beyonce because "we need some ass in the new world" LMAO

As it was the month of love, a question was looming in Uno's mind "who handles heartbreak better between men and women?" A lot of very interesting answers were discussed with the conclusion strangely leading us to explore the relationship between heartbreak and harm.

Speaking of harm, Lee takes the chance to inform us on cultural practices that involve the mutilation of female genitals in the name of "circumcision" taking place in certain parts of Africa.

This is a roller coster of an episode and the best thing you can do is roll up and enjoy the ride!

NEW WEEK, NEW GAWDDAMN KUCLHA!!!!!!!

It's a balanced panel on your weekly dose of The Kulcha as Stan and Uno pair up with Kaycee and Lee to produce yet ANOTHER lit (see what we did there) episode of The Kulcha! The chats start off with a dissection of the pro's and con's of Rihanna and A$AP Rocky's pregnancy and what it means for broke boys worldwide! Ironically, the talk of babies leads us to the concept of vasectomies...as a guy, would you get one?

The meat of the discussion really begins to unfold itself as Uno gets the gang up to speed on the shenanigans of "the most elaborate charlatan of our time" - Elon Musk! We unpack a few of the company's milestones and projects - the piPhone,and Cybertruck and then try to imagine a future with the neuralink chip...can you imagine such a future?

Still in the vein of the dystopian potential of the future Lee pulls an extract from the book "Intuition" by Osho depicting the links between intellect, instinct and intuition. Naturally and contextually, the next question we try to answer is where/how, if possible, can artificial intelligence play a role in religion and what really is consciousness???


Yeah, its another one of those episode! 


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NEW WEEK, NEW KULCHA!!!!!!!

This weeks instalment of The Kulcha sees Uno sitting down with two first-time guests - Vice and Lerato...on the subject of "first-time", Lerato takes the stand and shares a very interesting story about her first kiss (shout out to Craig David LMAO!) and her first time ever having sex. 
A question is also asked - how many guys do you think have lost their virginity to a sex worker?

Vice is forced to play referee as Uno and Lerato pick opposing sides on the Ari Lennox/MacG debacle. 

Would you freeze yourself to be "re-animated" in the future? Also, Nestle is the most evil company in the world!!!

The episode ends off with a super chilled and pleasant surprise as Vice and Lerato spontaneously collaborate to deliver a live studio performance!

This is the part that you stop reading and start rolling!

It's The GawdDamn Kulcha!

New Year, new week AND FINALLY...some new Kulcha!

What it do Kulcha Fam!

Greetings of the highest order with equally matching compliments for the new year unto you and yours!

Speaking of compliments - in our first presentation for the new year, we sit down with our homies Bangani and Nosi of the famous "Eastlynne Pizza Grill" to discuss a few highlights of the year that was and the goals they have set for this new year.

After rating 2021, we quickly got into one of the most pressing issues in the country so far this year - the fire at parliament. Bangani breaks down his conspiracy theory on the subject and somehow (probably because of the dank that we're on) we got on to the subject of aliens.

Uno breaks down what is now known and classified as The Ariel School Incident, where 66 children in Zimbabwe, in 1994...experienced an alien encounter. This incident is cited as the largest siting of extraterrestrials so far on earth!

Another nonsensical yet informative episode of The Kulcha that you're definitely going to need to roll up for!