Anyone still read newspapers?

Frontier airlines is a scam. Venmo me classygutterqueen if you want to donate to my cigarettes which go to the show

locked my keys out of my truck & was locked out of house earlier 

my truck is not for sale!

people are banging down these bathroom stalls

these public bathrooms are like time square

i leave my bike at random bike racks in nyc for days at a time sometimes weeks

leave the pizza to the professionals florida

This episode is when me & Roxana Neagu my great dear loving friend from Romania recorded this in a hostel in Osaka Japan a long while back. We met each other when we were just just 20 & Rox was 19. We met when I was busking in time square subway station in the tunnel where I was trying to make enough money to buy a pack of cigarettes; when roxana without hesitation sat down right by my side, & I’m so thankful that she did. We’ve gone through lots of fun crazy interesting “stuffs” together & I wouldn’t trade the world for the experiences we had, & it means so much to me. My friend, My partner in crime, The One & Only Roxana Neagu. This audio show haywire shall be dedicated to you! Your the best, & I will forever cherish our time together for when we were “just kids” the closest thing to patty smith’s memoir in real time & strangely enough we looked just like them, but with our own style. Our long lasting friendship & the times that we went through together is the best gift in the world. Listen to the end of this one off very special episode for a song, not my song but a Daniel Johnston cover, that started to play randomly after I was finished listening to this episode. You & I have the coolest most secret relationship that no one else on this earth has. I’ll always forever cherish you. 

i leave my bike at random bike racks for days at a time.