Lars is on holiday, but is psychologically incapable of switching off entirely (I'm sure that's healthy) so no reason not to pod. Peter does a lot of heaving lifting. FA-cup! Are City good again? Are Liverpool having an actual blip? The inagural MLS jet ski cove! And other things as well!

It's all about the vibes as City are pantsed by Arsenal. Also, several transfers happened before the window closed.

Lars runs out of patience, Peter likes Bournemouth, we are all prescribed some Pepid Moyesiola.

"Full stadiums and fans who make you feel like Jesus". I'm in Istanbul with Andy Brassell, who tells us about Ole's most recent wheel, Mourinho being Mourinho, and Galatasaray's Bosporus Galacticos.

As loveless marriages are ended, Moyes and Potter are both back on the scene. And what now for Arsenal, after double cup woe?

New year, new pod, and for once Peter gets to talk about Manchester United being... not terrible.

Archie Rhind Tutt stops by the resort to explain why for Fulham fans beating Chelsea away was "our Everest", and why Fulham are kinda good.

The death star is fully broken, whereas Arne's Slot machine is paying out big.

The international window is a time to take stock. So I looked at many, many stats and came up with a barrage of tepid takes.

Turns out those articles may not have been fantasies and lies after all. And needless to say, I have fired up the Peter Welpton bat-signal to get some help processing all of this.