The death star is fully broken, whereas Arne's Slot machine is paying out big.

The international window is a time to take stock. So I looked at many, many stats and came up with a barrage of tepid takes.

Turns out those articles may not have been fantasies and lies after all. And needless to say, I have fired up the Peter Welpton bat-signal to get some help processing all of this.

Peter is back! Because there have definitely not been enough podcasts this week about Man Utd being bad. But this one also includes stadium chat, seagull acrobatics and the many crimes of Tomas Repka.

Well that was fun wasn't it? The Big Game was dramatic and full of incident. Also, Spurs are better, Nicolas Jackson is scoring goals, West Ham are strange, and Man Utd do the opposite of their usual thing.

Arsenal's big derby win, Everton falling down again, long shots are good actaully, and Rashford's weird PR.

Peter returns to help dissect and digest the weekend's PL action.

Arsenal solid, Spurs relieved, Wolves routed and Brighton good. Also, the combine harvester of doom scores a very un-Pep-like hat-trick.

Chelsea continue to mystify, Spurs fall down in a very familiar way, other games just sorta happen.

It's that time of the year: The very very big season preview pod! Peter returns to help me out. We look at every team, and make a quick detour to the wacky zone at the end...