Angry letters, hobby horses and a little magpie.

Newcastle were back, and then they weren't. Ten Hag still stuck. And now the wayward English are off to Germany.

In which I struggle with cups, and obsess over some wayward Germans. Just a normal week for me, I guess.

New year, same pod! We bring Peter back to ponder who did well over the holidays and who didn't.

Peter, now upgraded to "fan favorite", is back to help me look ahead at the festive fixture pile-up.

We're back! As is the great Peter Welpton to help me pick apart the weekend. Also, there are bleeps.

Manchester United are about to get a new minority owner who will apparently run the sporting side of things at the club. Sir Jim Ratcliffe has tried his hand at owning a football club before. How did that go? Andy Brassell probably knows, because he basically knows everything.

We've played enough games this season that we can take a look at some numbers. Because that's fun, right? I SAID BECAUSE THAT'S FUN, RIGHT? Yes, I thought so.

Peter is back, lots of Premier League action to chew up and digest. And we answer the important questions like what is going on with the color of Spurs' third kit.

Miles Coleman, producer of the Netflix documentary "FIFA Uncovered", stops by the resort to revisit the series, and discuss FIFA and the state of the game in general.