Peter is back, we talk Tottenham, United, numbers and Mr Slot's Weirdo Machine.

It's that time of the year again! International man of mystery and giant football brain Tor-Kristian Karlsen stops by the resort to talk about his annual list of the 39 best players in the world aged 21 and under, compiled for ESPN. Part 3 is all about the top 11.

It's that time of the year again! International man of mystery and giant football brain Tor-Kristian Karlsen stops by the resort to talk about his annual list of the 39 best players in the world aged 21 and under, compiled for ESPN. Part 2 takes in the players from 25th to 12th place...

It's that time of the year again! International man of mystery and giant football brain Tor-Kristian Karlsen stops by the resort to talk about his annual list of the 39 best players in the world aged 21 and under, compiled for ESPN. Part 1 takes in the players from 39th to 26th place...

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE COEFFICIENT?!

Has Liverpool's title dream been ENDED by Erik ten Hag's doughnut of doom?! I mean... maybe. Could be.

United - Liverpool was so chaotic that Peter and I couldn't move on with our lives before having a long chat about it all.

The resort is still on tour! The Champions League draw happened, so we look at that. Then I subject Peter to a quiz, and he has a big moment.

The Lars Resort is on the road! Which does not stop us from belatedly catching up on the big game of the weekend, this time with Peter Welpton live and in person. Which is odd and exciting for everyone.

United are poor, but the good news is Marcus Rashford still really likes them. Everton are strange, and Dyche vs stats.