As promised, we return to our expert analysis of the Harper years by taking a Magic School Bus-esque dive into the wonderful world of government-funded science. We gape at the legitimately brutal authoritarian state researchers lived under in the early 2010s, including decimated budgets, gag orders, and getting bullied by the dumbest guys in the room. We also check in on a battle for the soul of Toronto. What better exemplifies the community: housing for the homeless population, or an overflow parking lot?

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This week we ask: with liberals in power in both the U.S. and Canada, why is it that nothing is improving whatsoever? We consider the repeated failures to instate Pharmacare in this country then gape at Trudeau’s liberals striking down the latest attempt at it while simultaneous talking about how important it is. We end with an explanation from our betters on why things can never get better: another goddamn superhero-inspired political philosophy.

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Giddy up cowboys and horse girls! This week we canter on over to Heartland, the CBC’s longest running and most boring drama. We give you the skinny on the three wildest episodes we can find and delve into the dark political machinations of the Heartland universe. Come for the useless foals and cougar executions, stay for the eco-friendly pipelines and Saudi princes.

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Another loopy news round-up. We rejoice at the pathetic death of the mewling grub known as Rush Limbaugh, consider the colossal failure of Canada’s vaccine rollout thus far, and learn about the dark origin story of freshman congresswoman Lauren Boebert. Also: Dean has a dark premonition and offers a new comic book-inspired moral philosophy to base your life around.

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On this special anniversary episode we take a look at the dark shadow hanging over our beloved pod: the creature know as Stephen Harper. We investigate his origin story, his relationship to Indigenous communities, and list his myriad scandals and scenes. Somehow we forgot to mention his terrible band!

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This week we conclude our series on the Quebec Biker War, surveying the fallout, reflecting on what it all means and why it still matters.

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This week we take a grand tour of the latest stupid and inane things that have happened in this country so far this year. An ultra-rich couple steals vaccines from a tiny Indigenous community, their friend admits to giving $150 million to Jeffery Epstein, the Governor General does girlboss shit by psychologically tormenting her staff, and O’Toole is shocked and appalled that his party would accept Nazi Gold ($131).

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In this second part of our series on the Quebec Biker War we launch into the heat of battle. I’ve been encouraged to advise you to get your motor running and, if possible, head out on the highway.

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This the first in our three-part series on the Quebec Biker War. We set the stage with the culture and politics of Quebec in the 90s and introduce our main characters: horrible men living their lives to the most “plus rock and roll”. There’s dynamite, Nazi iconography, and a guy called Mom to boot.

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Well it looks like 2021 is having a normal one! Didn’t have that on our bingo cards lol! Can we try turning this year off and on again? Anyway, we discuss the Capitol hill protest/insurrection/collective tantrum thing. It had everything: cops, Q, and AOC’s shoes.

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