The Less You Know

A.K.A. The One That We Find Out That André Witnessed A Murder   

Today’s Report Includes: “Attractive to Crazy Litmus Test”[1], “French Bird Litmus Test”[2],  “Mascot Litmus Test”[3a], “Gritty Sighting”[3b], “Darwin’s DIY Tech Litmus Test”[4], & “Boi Lexicon Litmus Test”[5] 

Also, Gross. Gross, André. Gross.

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

Game Corner: “Bazambas 64”

Article Links: 

GC: https://nintendosoup.com/you-can-now-play-as-bowsette-in-super-mario-64/

1. https://hillreporter.com/lindsay-lohan-harasses-two-refugee-children-live-on-instagram-while-trying-to-take-them-from-their-parents-8725

2. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/parrot-returns-to-british-owner-speaking-spanish-four-years-after-disappearing-9793170.html

3a. https://www.foxnews.com/us/philadelphia-flyers-new-mascot-gritty-sparks-backlash-calls-for-euthanization

3b. https://www.nhl.com/news/flyers-mascot-gritty-appears-on-tonight-show/c-300462992

4. https://futurism.com/the-byte/brains-boost-creativity-tes

5. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/campaign-to-change-the-name-of-fire-ants-to-spicy-boys-gathers-pace-a7120266.html

Til’ Next Time, There’s A Snake

#TLYK #ForgiveThePodcast #SpicyBois #TLYKStreetTeam

A.K.A. Babies And Chalk, Baby  

Today’s Report Includes: “High Tech-Thieves”[1], “‘That Good Juice”[2],  “Small Prank, Big Reward”[3], “Nicole: If Everything Goes Wrong”[4],  “Elijah Rising, Me Dick Descending”[5], & “xX U Wanna Cyber ;)? Xx”[6]

Also, Which President Are You Hot For?!? 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

Article Links: 

1. https://www.wwlp.com/world/thieves-caught-hours-after-stealing-gps-tracking-devices-from-tech-company/1466967082

2. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/vagina-beer-made-essence-hot-13021963

3a. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/09/04/Students-fake-poster-hangs-at-McDonalds-for-months/6051536072988/

3b. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/09/20/McDonalds-pays-Texas-students-25000-for-viral-poster-prank/9181537489251/

4. https://www.localdvm.com/news/virginia/new-york-woman-arrested-for-assaulting-security-guard-with-pigeon-packed-fanny-pack/1460640781

5. http://www.xxlmag.com/news/2018/08/snoop-dogg-to-release-cookbook-from-crook-to-cook/

6. https://www.myjoyonline.com/news/2018/September-23rd/sex-robot-brothel-plans-irk-houston-religious-groups.php

Til’ Next Time, It’s 2018: Slenderman Can Be Black.

#TLYK #Lincoln Log #CeeYoLater

A.K.A.  A Rooster Holding a Monster Energy Drink

Today’s Report Includes: “Curchill Tainted My Mind Palace”[1], “Some Looney Tunes Shit”[2],  “Muh ‘Lil Mahb’Butt’Butt Bit-Bit By Charlie”[3], “Punch +2”[4], & “Turn This Tub Into Wine”[5]

Also, ZADDY TALK!!! 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

Game Corner: Nintendo Direct!!

Article Links: 

1. https://www.independent.ie/entertainment/music/music-news/paul-mccartney-opens-up-about-masturbation-sessions-with-john-lennon-and-using-prostitutes-in-the-beatles-days-37308601.html

2. https://www.wtnh.com/news/unusual-stories/pd-woman-injured-after-mistaking-dynamite-for-candle-in-bridgeport/1424556007

3. http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2018/08/28/former-soccer-star-says-rat-ate-his-foot-while-was-sleeping.html

4. https://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2018/09/14/potato-burglar-south-lake-tahoe/

5. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/09/12/novelist-who-wrote-about-how-to-murder-your-husband-charged-with-murdering-her-husband/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.15f8e6e75177

Til’ Next Time; Zaddies Are Good, Zaddies Are Great- Don’t Let Rats Eat’cha Feet.

#TLYK #MoneyMan #RoosterGajinka

A.K.A. New Girl: SHIPPUDEN 

Today’s Report Includes: “Oldblum and New Bloom”[1], “Quit Hanging Around That Pee-noose!”[2],  “There’s No Room Over There”[3], “Here I Come DJ Sumirock”[4], “The Kellogs Killer”[5], “Swipe No On Social Experiments”[6] & “Ghost Gun”[7]

Also, TV Corner??!! 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

Game Corner: https://kotaku.com/wedding-proposal-hidden-in-spider-man-becomes-world-s-s-1828920048

Article Links: 

1. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jeff-goldblum-charity-store-picture-frames_us_5b8ddec7e4b0162f47261b05

2. https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/nation-now/2018/09/07/burt-reynolds-facebook-mistakenly-removed-steamy-cosmo-photo/1226062002/

3. https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/953382/Flat-Earth-theory-Australia-not-real-conspiracy

4. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/09/06/Japanese-woman-83-dubbed-worlds-oldest-club-DJ/5611536253850/

5. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/09/05/kelloggs-honey-smacks-cereal-cdc-salmonella/1199726002/

6. http://gothamist.com/2018/08/20/dudes_duped_in_tinder_scam.php

7. https://www.npr.org/2018/09/03/644260184/paranormal-investigator-fires-gun-at-ghost

Til’ Next Time, I’m aware of the LAW.

A.K.A. The Flattest Episode

Today’s Report Includes: “Hot Ones S7 Fan Theory”[1], “It’s Probably Financial”[2],  “Just Give Em’ Weppies”[3], “Popular Sci Vs. TFES”[4], & “Skulls Off To Him”[5]

Also, Another Piping Hot Installment of Where Are The Drugs??!!!

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

Article Links:

1. https://www.wtnh.com/news/unusual-stories/oreo-launches-hot-chicken-wing-and-wasabi-flavors/1389747903

2. https://www.livescience.com/24310-flat-earth-belief.html

3. https://news.sky.com/story/delhi-zoo-to-install-human-cages-in-tiger-enclosure-to-catch-visitors-who-fall-in-11487282

4a.https://www.popsci.com/10-ways-you-can-prove-earth-is-round

4b. https://wiki.tfes.org/Frequently_Asked_Questions

5. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7122330/man-cuts-off-nose-ears-living-skull/

Til’ Next Time, you’re going to like the way it tastes. I guarantee it.

#TLYK #GlobularFever

A.K.A. It's Big Ol' Eyes-- On That Fish

Today’s Report Includes: “The Curiosity of Jeff Goldblum”[1], “Tess Thompson Was Like, ‘Woah, Batman’”[2],  “Man’s Man-Child’s Child”[3], “So, That’s Good”[4], & “Blink, And You’ll Miss Fish”[5]

Also, It's Christmas Time In A̶u̶g̶u̶s̶t̶ September!!! 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

Game Corner: For The King (PC) [6+/10]

https://news.avclub.com/the-creators-of-the-nintendo-64-goldeneye-have-official-1828520705

Article Links:

1. https://news.avclub.com/nat-geo-hires-jeff-goldblum-to-walk-around-being-profe-1827880447

2. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/08/21/Batman-driving-Batmobile-pulled-over-on-Ontario-road/6341534871119/

3. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/01/new-york-millennial-finally-leaves-his-parents-home-but-first-calls-cops-on-his-dad-over-legos.html

4. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/04/patron-shot-by-fbi-agent-at-colorado-nightclub-to-receive-free-drinks-forever.html

5. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/31/us/stolen-shark-aquarium-san-antonio.html

Til’ Next Time, Please Take This Away From Me.

#TLYK #ItsBigOlEyes

Brandon is busy performing CPR on his existence- so enjoy a look back on some artisanal bits, picked by our in-house connoisseur for the chief purpose of getting giggles goin'! 

Intro & Outro By: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole Rodriguez.

A.K.A. Tock Clowers P.I.

Today’s Report Includes: “WeedBot”[1], “Poop-erintendent”[2],  “And, Well”[3], “Me-OW, Yeah, That’s The Good Stuff”[4], & “A Good (Flower) Boy”[5]

Also, the debut of THREE brand new segments! Confessions, To The Clock Tower or To The Stars, &  

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

Article Links: 

1. https://www.theverge.com/2018/8/15/17688120/social-influence-robots-ai-peer-pressure-children

2. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/superintendent-resigns-public-pooping_us_5b5b9ebce4b0fd5c73cf8913

3. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/maryanngeorgantopoulos/grandma-shot-bicyclist-masturbating-break-in

4. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/bondage-cat-reason-sadomachism-sex-toxoplasma-brain-parasite-a7447681.html

5. http://www.wsfa.com/story/38409771/al-man-on-mission-to-mow-lawns-in-all-50-states

Til’ Next Time, remember that all of God’s nuts are created equally.

#TLYK #GoThree #Shitman #ClockTower

A.K.A. You Must Be 30 Years Old At Least

Today’s Report Includes: “SweetTart 4 Gov”[1], “They'll Think It's Just A Present”[2],  “My Goldblum Brings All The Birds To The Yard”[3], “Ol’BitCH-uary Corner”[4], & “KU-Ra-Banned”[4]

Also: Space Talk, Where The Drugs At, and everyone’s Favorite Inevitably Time Honored New Segment Obituary Corner.

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

Game Corner: Yakuza 0 (PS4) 10/10, Dead Cells (Switch), Minute (Switch), Death Road To Canada (Switch) 9/10, OXENFREE (Switch) 7/10, Captain Toad (Switch)

Article Links: 

1. https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2018/07/25/michigan-omena-village-cat-mayor/832131002/

2. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/08/07/Minnie-Mouse-wrapping-paper-disguises-cocaine-as-gifts/1171533655507/

3. https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/woman-blows-through-stop-sign-at-60-mph-tells-police-she-s-a-clean-thoroughbred-white-girl-

4. https://blogs.mprnews.org/newscut/2018/06/settling-old-scores-on-the-obituary-page/

5. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/05/06/amid-putin-bromance-steven-seagal-banned-from-ukraine-as-national-security-threat/

Til’ Next Time, Abuse That Beat.

#TLYK #1Year

André is on vacation! So enjoy some our favorite bits and articles thus far! 

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole Rodriguez.