The Less You Know

A.K.A. The Roast of Matt Smith

Today’s Report Includes: “DONNIE… DONALD”[1], “Damon Thinks Del Is A Little Bitch”[2],  “My Goldblum Brings All The Birds To The Yard”[3], “Venti UnCuresed Soy Bone Juice, Thanks”[4], “Charlie Pibbles Redux”[5], “Otakus Unite”[6], & “If Colonel Sanders Was A Ghoul”[7]

Also, the return of everyone's (secret) favorite segment!!

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

Game Corner: Dead Cells[Switch], Zelda Breath of The Wild DLC 1&2 [Switch], The Bouncer [PS2]

Article Links: 

1. https://www.androidpolice.com/2018/07/19/jenny-mccarthy-doesnt-know-google-home-sounds-like-assumes-ghost/

2. https://news.avclub.com/gorillaz-concert-ends-early-after-del-the-funky-homosap-1827432626

2a. http://www.thefader.com/2018/07/12/del-the-funky-homosapien-gorillaz-in-stage-fall

2b. https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/vbjva9/del-the-funky-homosapien-discusses-his-near-fatal-fall-and-painful-recovery

3. https://www.cnet.com/g00/news/giant-sexy-jeff-goldblum-statue-finds-a-way-into-our-hearts/?i10c.encReferrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8%3D&i10c.ua=1&i10c.dv=14

4. http://raycomgroup.worldnow.com/story/38687717/ominous-egyptian-sarcophagus-opened-found-to-contain-no-dark-forces

4a. https://gizmodo.com/big-mysterious-sarcophagus-opened-sucks-1827722447

5. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jul/20/child-spies-used-only-when-very-necessary-says-downing-street

6. https://nextshark.com/japan-shortage-ninjas-despite-offering-85000-salary/

7. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/tattoo-addict-genitals-removed-because-12943696

Til’ Next Time, Send Us Matt Smiths.

#TLYK #ZachWoodsRaisin

A.K.A. Put The Lime In That Money Tit

Today’s Report Includes: “How Much Car Would A Wood Chuck Chuck”[1], “The Trix Rabbit of Kendall Jenner’s Life”[2],  “71 Year Old Man Ruined By T̶i̶n̶a̶c̶h̶e̶ Himself”[3], “Farmer Jacko”[4], & “Le Petit Coq”[5]

Also, the return of a long since performed, muchbeloved segment & some mailbag related madness!!! 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

Article Links: 

1. https://www.theverge.com/2018/7/12/17566924/paul-ryan-car-suv-woodchucks-eat-dead

2. https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/07/19/kendall-jenners-latest-date-night-with-ben-simmons-again-ruined-by-tinashe-reports-say/

3. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2018/07/15/a-71-year-old-man-tied-a-gun-to-a-weather-balloon-to-fake-his-own-murder-police-say/?utm_term=.b8a3b1c10d4a

4. https://laughingsquid.com/michael-jackson-goes-shopping/

5. https://www.yourtango.com/2017307263/review-little-rooster-vibrating-alarm-clock-wake-up-orgasm

Til’ Next Time, Soak ‘Em If You Got ‘Em.

#TLYK #Creepy Friends Stick Together #WinkHaha

A.K.A. My Good Friend Rupert Grint

Today’s Report Includes: “Goodbye Brandon”[1], “Dig ‘em Grave”[2],  “Hell Was Full So I’m Come Back”[3], & “Crows Be Mobbin’ All Day”[4]

Also, If You’re a New Listener… I TAKE THE APOLOGIES BACK! I’LL NEVER BE SORRRYYYYYYYY!!!! 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

Game Corner: Flintlock (Switch) 10/10 Shnikkies 

Article Links: 

1. https://screenrant.com/josh-brolin-thanos-snap-reddit-ban/

2. https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2018/07/13/cdc-warning-on-kelloggs-honey-smacks/

3. https://news.sky.com/story/south-african-woman-found-alive-in-morgue-after-being-pronounced-dead-11424437

4. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/2018/07/crows-jerks-ravens-aggressive-gang-animals/?utm_source=reddit.com

Til’ Next Time, Sorry.

#TLYK #BATTLEZOO

A.K.A. I Sure Hope Miku Survived

Today’s Report Includes: “Heaven or Hell, Let’s Snap”[1], “Troll Article”[2],  “Map Prison”[3], “A Bibliophile’s 2nd Worst Nightmare”[4], “BBQ Not Orgy”[5], “A s c e n t  Can Be Revoked”[6], & “Mint Nuggies”[7]

Also, ANDRE IN THE FIELD.

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

AX Artists:  

• Steve Yurko AKA @SteveYurko

Article Links: 

1. https://www.polygon.com/2018/7/3/17532132/thanos-reddit-bans-thanosdidnothingwrong-avengers-infinity-war

2. https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2018/07/monster-energy-project-wants-to-use-loch-ness-as-a-giant-battery/

3. https://news.avclub.com/prison-bans-the-game-of-thrones-books-because-inmates-m-1827411209

4. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2018/07/10/three-poisonous-books-were-found-in-university-of-southern-denmarks-library/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.aae5012b0db4

5. https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.tdorJgK7P#.kiEEBvbW0

6. https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/43y99g/men-legally-allowed-to-finish-sex-even-if-woman-revokes-consent-nc-law-states 

7. https://www.upi.com/Ontario-man-selling-6-year-old-McDonalds-food-on-eBay/2891530894351/

Til’ Next Time, No Nudes.

#TLYK #NoFraidCole #SkipIt

A.K.A. Ball Havers Anonymous 

Today’s Report Includes: “Pan For Sand”[1], “Breaking (Pottery) Barn”[2],  “The Clack-Back”[3], “More Like Barry Mani-GO”[4], “A Mass Produced Deathly Hallow”[5], & “More Than A Prank, Bro”[6]

Also, The Return of Our Guerrilla Gorillaz Fancast and the premier of a new segment: Where’s The Drugs?!?! 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez

Game Corner: Hollow Knight (Switch) OFFICIAL  RE-REVIEW 10/10 Shnikkies 

Article Links: 

1. https://globalnews.ca/news/4274233/world-running-out-of-sand-black-market/

2. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/06/25/Police-find-cocaine-pot-hidden-in-replica-World-Cup-trophies/5231529943821/

3. https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/22/neuticles-testicular-implants-for-dogs-have-made-gregg-miller-rich.html

4. https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2018/06/29/rite-aid-barry-manilow/

5. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/harry-potter-invisibility-cloak-one-12817864

6. https://www.polygon.com/2018/6/1/17416738/arab-andy-lifestreamer-youtube-arrested-seattle-university-of-washington

Til’ Next Time, No More Rocks Please.

#TLYK #WheresTheDrugs

A.K.A. A Mech-Heavy Episode

Today’s Report Includes: “The First Jared”[1], “Cronch Stool”[2],  “Gorilla Glube”[3], “In Fact, A New REAL Shazam”[4], “I Don’t Care If You’re Into It”[5], “Content Warning: Gross”[6] & “”[7]

Also, Lots of Questions That Have No Discernibly Easy Answers!!! 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Valerie Garnace

Game Corner: Hallow Knight (Switch) 10/10 Shnikkies 

Article Links:

1. https://www.mlive.com/news/index.ssf/2018/06/drunk_driver_busted_after_maki.html

2. https://newatlas.com/man-chews-stool-all-purpose-nik/55138/

3. https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/huband-stuck-inside-lover-cheating-12703463

4. https://www.theverge.com/2018/4/23/17273208/us-veteran-penis-scrotum-transplant-surgery-johns-hopkins

5. http://www.syfy.com/syfywire/famous-sex-robot-can-now-refuse-sex-if-shes-not-in-the-mood 

6. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-gulps-down-cup-dog-12752273

Til’ Next Time, Give Me Your Strongest Potion.

#TLYK #HarderCerebro #AlrightPrattMan

A.K.A. Strictly Dickly

Today’s Report Includes: “Andrew Poop-Gremlin”[1], “Aw, Shit I Stink- AND I’m Hungry”[2],  “Delicious Video Snacks”[3], “The Big Penis Defense”[4], “Black Market Memes[5]”, “Adam: Homicidal Tree Murderer”[5] & “Take That, Religion”[5]

Also, Ooh baby a triple?!??! Could it BE!??!!?

Intro & Outro Donate/Download Link: SWERLK - MNDR & Scissor Sisters

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza 

Guests: Kira Pressley, Alfred Coleman

Ga(y)me Corner: E3!!!

Article Links:

1. http://australia.trendolizer.com/2018/06/like-a-hit-of-heroin-what-is-behind-the-phenomenon-of-poo-jogging.html

2. https://www.msn.com/g00/en-ca/money/video/woman-busts-naked-intruder-in-tub-munching-her-cheetos/vp-AAw74sV?i10c.encReferrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8%3D&i10c.ua=4

3. https://www.theblaze.com/news/2018/06/12/we-teach-queers-to-shoot-group-dubbed-the-gay-nra-growing-in-popularity

4. https://nypost.com/2017/05/09/murder-suspect-tries-big-penis-defense-and-it-might-work/

5. https://news.sky.com/story/memes-will-be-banned-under-new-eu-copyright-law-warn-campaigners-11398577

6. https://www.naturalnews.com/2018-06-12-celebrity-chef-arrested-for-attempting-to-murder-a-giant-tree-using-roundup-and-a-drill.html

7. https://www.gaystarnews.com/article/transgender-brain-gender/#gs.Wm726Qw

Til’ Next Time, Put Munch In Your Crunch and have a happy Happy Pride Month!

#Big Gay Mood #PrideMonth #mprracoon

A.K.A. Nicole: Holistic Spider Killer

Today’s Report Includes: “Intelligent DNA Robot Sent On Goose Hunt”[1], “Bennedict NOTICE ME-Batch”[2],  “Why Did I Bring Lists Back?”[3], “Holy Ghost Busters”[4], & “Let Weed Free People Free”[5]

Also, What’s Good In The Neighborhood as well as the premier of a brand new segment, What’s Weird In The Neighborhood!!

Intro & Outro By: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole Rodriguez

Game Corner: E    3  NINTENDO (f)LEAKS AND PREDICTIONS!!!

Article Links:

1. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-scotland-monster/scientists-plan-dna-hunt-for-loch-ness-monster-next-month-idUSKCN1IO1A5

2. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/06/01/benedict-cumberbatch-fights-muggers-attacked-deliveroo-cyclist/

3. https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/five-reasons-you-might-farting-7858762

4. https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/jesus-wheel-televangelist-asks-followers-buy-54m-jet/story?id=55536279

5. https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/30/politics/kim-kardashian-jared-kushner-white-house/index.html

Til’ Next Time, Save Dirk Gently!

#SaveDirkGently #Dirktectives #LetWeedPeopleFree #GetRidOfTheWeedsOnMyLawn #KeepTheWeedInMyMouth

A.K.A. Lady Cunnilingus Defender

Today’s Report Includes: “DOH-PLAY? Again?”[1], “A…Nother…On..e”[2],  “Srillex Crittenden”[3a][3b], “Masters of Fine Videogames”[4], & “Ear Pig”[5]

Also, the gang discusses Time Fart Roulette!!

Intro & Outro By: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole Rodriguez

Game Corner: Picross, Detroit: Become Human(PS4) ROUND 8/10 Shnikkies

Article Links:

1. https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20180518005326/en/Hasbro-Trademarks-Favorite-Smell-Childhood-PLAY-DOH-Scent

2. https://news.avclub.com/smash-mouth-and-dictionary-com-unite-in-support-of-cunn-1825801699

3a. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/23/judge-rules-30-year-old-must-move-out-parents-house/635924002/

3b. https://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/nation/2018/05/26/infowars-alex-jones-gives-3000-man-evicted-parents-house/35400739/

4. https://news.avclub.com/university-announces-fortnite-scholarship-gives-teens-1825420240

5. https://futurism.com/scientists-move-closer-to-creating-the-first-humanpig-chimera/

Til’ Next Time, there’s an ‘I’ in felalitio and in cunnilingus- but don’t let that dissuade you from being a team player and jumping on that mine. LCDs Unite!!

#YumYourPartners #DoubleStandard

A.K.A. Surprise! Oh No.

Today’s Report Includes: “Mr. Ikea Was My Father”[1], “Jurassic World 2 Viral Marketing”[2],  “Bitch Coin”[3], “Gibarto Godfried”[4], & “Feet Beach”[5]

Also, we read you like four definitions of different things on this one- SO GET READY TO LEARN.

Intro & Outro By: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole Rodriguez

Game Corner: “Something Something Blockchain”[0]

Article Links:

0. https://www.polygon.com/2018/5/11/17336644/sell-used-digital-pc-games-blockchain-robot-cache

1. http://www.umgasmagazine.com/news-ikeas-test-kitchen-neatballs-made-mealworms/

2. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/los-angeles-subway-construction-unearths-a-treasure-trove-of-fossils/

3. https://www.engadget.com/2018/01/14/cryptocurrency-j-pop-group/

4. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/fajita-heist-texas-man-sentenced-50-years-stealing-1-2-n868451

5. http://www.newsweek.com/why-do-human-feet-keep-washing-ashore-canadas-british-columbia-923540

Till’ Next Time, Football Touch-Sport Jump Jump Jump!