The Less You Know

Today's Report Includes: “Weinstein Immortalized”, “Nightmare? Night Mare? Night Mayor???”, “Children Swipe Left On Pencil Grippage”,  “Underwear With Shrek-esque Layers”, “Tim Mann Does Master Plan Grand Slam a.k.a. Sullivan the Civilian Sets His House A Flame”, & “The Gang Contemplates 90s Cartoon Porn Parodies”.

• Video Game Corner: Overwatch, Machinarium

Also: New Segment!! What’s Good In The Neighborhood makes it's grand premiere!!

#JustGreaseUp

Intro & Outro By Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole Rodriguez.

Today's Report Includes: “There Must Be Something Wrong With Italy”, “Pizza Time!!”, “He Crawled In Because He Wanted A Toy”, “Flamin’ Hot Biopics”, and “Lucky Charms’ Balloons Send The Dead Off Right.”

• Video Game Corner: Animal Crossing Pocket Camp

Also: Hi, it’s Future Brandon attempting again to leave a message for Past Brandon. The line you were going for was “… now prepare to DINE.”

#Follow Your Dreams, Even In Death

Intro & Outro By Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole Rodriguez.

Today's Report Includes: “Some Twin Peaks Shit”, “Joe Quirk is D O N E”, “That Specific Type of British Crazy”, “Rampaging Passenger Cannot be Stopped”, “Poop Cruise”,  “Sketchy Man’s Sketch Surprisingly Successfully Solves Situation”, “Legal Zoom, But For Poontang”, “Unstoppable Bionic Penises”, "Woman Hides... Well..."

Also: Catch 'You Might Be The Criminal If' hosted by Jeff Foxworthy- Tuesdays on Fox.

Intro & Outro By Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole Rodriguez.

Today's Report Includes: “Cinematic Allergen Bullies”, “Cocaine Pant Mayne a.ka. Cruise Takes A Li’l Extra Bump in the Umf”, “Man Takes LSD And Watches Futurama Once”, “Different Man Behaves Similarly”, “Bears Genetically Modify Some Foods or Something”, & “Tearless Onio- a.k.a. Now Confirmed Cyber Witch Hijacks Yet Another Article, This Time Includes Simpsons Reference”.

Also: 2 André facts in one episode!!

#BlackBerriesAreEvil #Peenoose

Intro & Outro By Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole Rodriguez.

Today's Report Includes: “Your New Digital You”, “DeepFakes Today, Gone Tomorrow”, “Weed Farm-tato, Bachelor-tato? Let’s Call The Whole Thing A Kidnapping”, “Hasta La Bye-Bye, Progenitors ”, “Marathoning So Good Your Legs Give Out”, “Hair-Fryer”, & “Elderly Pwn Squad".

Also: The hosts talk spirit animals and the related fallout from assuming their whole, you know. Deal, man.

#GrannyNana

Intro & Outro By Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole Rodriguez.

Today's Report Includes: “Manchester Man Makes Mistake”, “That’s Just What Dinosaurs Smell Like, Kids”, “If You Want To Buy This Thing You Got To Buy This Hat”, “Doublin’ Down On The Holiness”, “Sometimes You Gotta Flip Tails To See Your Son”, “Small Car Go Far.”

Also: The Premire of Nicole’s brand new, and appropraite in length titled segment  A̶r̶t̶i̶c̶l̶e̶s̶ ̶T̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶S̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶L̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶y̶’̶d̶ ̶B̶e̶ ̶O̶n̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶O̶n̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶C̶l̶i̶c̶k̶h̶o̶l̶e̶ Not The Onion.

#PopesGetFlattiresToo#PopeTiresMatter

Intro & Outro By Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza , Nicole Rodriguez

Today's Report Includes: “Amelia’s Delimma”, “A Dog Owning PSA”, “You Can’t Teach A New Photographer Editing Tricks”, “#AnnexFlorida”, “Korea Scooby Doos Japan?”, “Trump Has Night Vision”, “Kitten Mom”, & “Tommy The Raccoon Has A Fixation.”

Also: The premier of two exciting new segments: TARGETED & Sexual Harassment Corner, André also hears the worst fake yawn of his life, and the one woman Comedy Roast of Eric Trump!

#whitechocolatelivesmatter #tuxedolivesmatter Community, whee!!

Intro & Outro By Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez.

Today's Report Includes: “Live Water? More Like Death Water”, “Netflixaverse Walking Man Summons Television Totem to Own Idiot”, “Smells Like Senior Citizen Spirit”, “Crazy Food Crazes”, & “Some Millennials  get their Jimmies Rustled

Also: The boys were left alone, and-.

Intro & Outro By Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez.

Today's Report Includes: “Sneaky Surgeon”, “Bad Rep Rapper Gets Bad Rep”, “Woman Dooms Herself”, “Essentially A Black Mirror Episode”, and “The Perfec-tly Imperfect Crime”.

ALSO: The premier of the hit new guerrilla Mable fan cast, we break it down for the non-Strangies out there, AND we enter 2018- dicks out, full speed, falling down a hill, off a cliff, doing mad dunks, falling off the edge of the flat earth COMPLETE with a car crash ending.

Thanks for sticking around, it means the world.

Intro & Outro By Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez.

Today's Report Includes: “Anti-Bird Bird Brained Scheme”, “Trump-a-matronic”, “If This Joke Doesn’t Get You Fired In 30 Minutes Flat, It’s Free”, “We Predicted The Future”, and “An Alocholic’s Utopia or Dystopia?”.

Also: Nicole Takes The High Ground and Brandon Is Truly Remiss In Not Making An Ouroboros-centric 69 Joke When We Were Talking About Full Metal Alchemist.

Intro & Outro By Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez.