The Less You Know

Today's Report Includes: Toilet Artifacts, Mila Rodespacito, Micheal & Jeeves, Jackass Car, Clown Horn Boy, Play Your Eyes Out, Rattatouie 2: Concrete Jungle, Keep Your Vagina Jewelry to Yourself, Shaq is Cancelled.

Also, Srgt. Hatred is back along with Other Nicole!!!

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Nicole Rodriguez, Alfred Coleman.

A.K.A. Died & Gone To Millennial Heaven

Today’s Report Includes: “A Carbonated Criminal”[1], “7-Uppers”[2],  “Joey Bad Eye$”[3], “5 Dollar Pig Nut”[4], “That Weed Weigh”[5], & “Millennial Heaven”[6]

Also, stick around to the very end for some after-show discussion!!!

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza,Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez,

Article Links:

1. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/coca-cola-gunman-673802  

'Till Next Time, Gimmie Dem Quakies, Baby!

#TLYK #THOTLand #ThatCoolSpot #SmokeDogg #GiantFeeling #ThemGuakies

A.K.A. Scammers, Beware

Today’s Report Includes: “Drugs Are One Hell of A Drugs”[1], “Martha’s BIG Mistake”[2],  “Road Bread”[3], “A Naughty Chimpy”[4], & “A Violent Violin Vandal”[5]

Also, Is That Danny DeVito?!?

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez

Article Links:

1. https://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/courts/district-court/woman-shouted-if-you-can-t-beat-them-eat-them-after-biting-detective-1.3225520

'Till Next Time, Google It (For Non Anime Fans).

#TLYK #WhiteFaceLivesMatter #PanicAtTheClownso #Clown Panic2017 #MightyJoeYoungThis #PutHimInJail #FreeNaughtyChimpy #HeDidNothingWrong #RoadBread # BurnDownThe90s

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Mighty Joe Young, But Naugthy Chimpy + Nugg ‘Em

A.K.A. My Life Amongst The Clowns

Today’s Report Includes: “Sax Surgery”[1], “An Audial Journey”[2],  “Clown Haus”[3], “Tokyo Tirade”[4], “Thicked Witch of The West”[5], & “REAL NICOLE ANGER”[6]

Also, André says a dirty word!!!

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez

Article Links:

1. https://www.businessinsider.com/patient-played-sax-during-brain-surgery-2015-12

'Till Next Time, Why Are You Sucking My Blood? XD

#TLYK #JugglingJuggalos #Thotwarts #WhitefaceLivesMatter #ThickedWitch

A.K.A. Squirrels Have Infested My Wife

Today’s Report Includes: “A Tree Interuption”[1], “An Egg Battle”[2],  “Umby Pumbly”[3], “Hot Clown”[4], “A Date Goes Smelly”[5], & “Shark PD”[6]

Also, Larry The Cable Guy impressions!!!

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez,

Article Links:

1. https://www.pressherald.com/2016/10/24/man-dressed-tree-arrested-blocking-portland-street/

'Till Next Time, Can You Pass The Salt?.

#TLYK #TheLifeofATree #PixarBoy #PenguinPops #UmbyPumbly #DaddyLongLeg

A.K.A. Roy Shrek Biv

Today’s Report Includes: “Tired Now?”[1], “Sssmuggling Sssuspect”[2],  “Some Castle of Cagliostro Shit”[3], “”[4], “[5]”, “”[6] & “”[7]

Also, Brandon gets the rest of the hosts to admit to thought crimes.

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez

Article Links:

1. http://www.worldwideweirdnews.com/2017/09/03-wife-cuts-husbands-penis-golf.html

'Till Next Time, young and young girls; we spend all day at the amusement park.

#TLYK

A.K.A. Handy Hamburger Hell

Today’s Report Includes: “An Awful Litigious Pet Peeve”[1], “The Thing I Am”[2],  “Hamburger Help Yourself”[3], “Dumb Idiot Has Been Dumb For Decades”[4], “Grandma or Fine? Choose Wisely”[5], & “Guardians of the Garlic-cy”[6]

Also, the gang waxes poetic on penning dream musicals and for the first time, a TRIPLE Dummy Dunker.

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez

Article Links:

1. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2017/05/17/texas-man-sues-his-date-texting-during-guardians-galaxy-vol-2/101786452/

2. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/theater-arts/steve-bannon-wrote-shakespearean-rap-musical-article-1.3129434

3. https://www.delish.com/food-news/news/a54737/hangry-woman-stabs-ex-boyfriend-in-the-back-for-refusing-to-make-her-food/

4. https://www.upi.com/British-woman-didnt-know-she-had-27-contact-lenses-on-one-eye/6401500252717/

5. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11354515/Boy-5-given-invoice-for-missing-friends-birthday-party.html

6. http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/345478-9-year-old-applies-for-nasa-alien-fighting-job

Til’ Next Time, GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS PUPPIES GIRLS!

#TLYK #YelpMemes

A.K.A. Make Ride-Sharing Good Again

Today’s Report Includes: “Burglar Caught With His Pants Down”[1], “Poor, Feeble Charlie Peebles”[2],  “No Thanks”[3], “Congrats On Being A Dumbass”[4],& “Minuscule Theft Auto”[5]

Also, the exciting conclusion of last week's would you rather saga and whole, whole song about vore.

Listicle: “”[6]

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman

Would You Rather: All Your Fingers Are Dicks -or- Your Dick Is A Finger?

Article Links:

1. https://www.whatsonweibo.com/chinese-burglar-caught/

2. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4227699/gravely-ill-boy-has-dreams-of-becoming-policeman-fulfilled/

3. https://www.hindustantimes.com/gurugram/boogeyman-or-conspiracy-women-s-hair-being-mysteriously-chopped-off-across-haryana-ncr/story-0ISn38IjejK7puKfHrMxyJ.html

4. http://www.fox5ny.com/news/sausage-wielding-gang-attacks-vegan-cafe

5. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/boy-drives-across-australia_us_58fcd410e4b06b9cb917a79e

6. https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanamohamed/sparrow-i-barely-know-her

Til’ Next Time, if you want to keep your man? Put menstrual blood in your man’s food!

#TLYK #NotAll Dents

A.K.A. Alfred’s Last Podcast

Today’s Report Includes: “Patrick Stewart Masturbater”[1], “McDonalds, Hit Us Up”[2],  “Putting The Dick In Moby DIck”[3], “Slithery Surprises”[4], “Advanced Role Play”[5], & “Shitler”[6]

Also, Would you rather? Would ya'?? ... well, would ya, Andrew? Wait. Who IS Andrew??* Find out on this week's dahrty-dark episode! 

*(We may never know)

Would You Rather:  Give The First 95% of a Blow Job -or- The Last 5%?

Always Feel Like There’s A Small Rock In Your Shoe -or- Chip Crumbs In Your Bed 

Intro & Outro: Macross 82-99

Hosts: Brandon Babcock, André LaMilza, Alfred Coleman, Nicole Rodriguez

Article Links:

1. https://nypost.com/2017/08/03/cops-hunt-emoji-movie-masturbator/

2. https://worldnews.easybranches.com/regions/u-s/mcdonald-s-will-happily-deliver-adult-sized-onesies-so-you-can-have-your-big-mac-and-wear-it-too-195922

3. https://nypost.com/2017/05/12/chubby-shark-humper-might-be-an-ex-nypd-cop/

4. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/04/27/dozens-snakes-dumped-arkansas-walmart-parking-lot/307046001/

5. http://politicalhat.com/2016/08/13/federal-government-to-fund-creation-of-catgirls/

6. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/adolf-hitlers-disgusting-sex-fetish-7506488

Til’ Next Time, DJ MOZZY O U T!

#TLYK #ReverseHorcuses #ReverseHorcuses #SnakeGourmand #WhiteFaceLivesMatter