The Life Toyetic with Ben and Molly

In their farewell episode, Ben and Molly adopt a scorched earth policy by mentally and emotionally self-immolating with the aid of Barbie: Star Light Adventure (2016). Ben finally comes into his latent supernatural powers. Molly struggles to get with the times.

In this vocabulary-building penultimate episode, Ben and Molly metaphorically punch, kick, and bodyslam their way through Street Fighter (1994). Ben reveals a longtime erotic fantasy. Molly fondly reminisces about her middle school weeaboo days.

Ben and Molly’s continual failure to learn from their mistakes results in a regrettable viewing of Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003). Ben laments an estranged familial relationship. Molly confronts a lovingly curated selection of her deepest, darkest fears.

Ben and Molly spend the better part of an hour fumbling and subsequently failing to make heads or tails of G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013). Ben experiments with a bold new podcast format. Molly finally fulfills her dream of being a Hollywood starlet.

Ben and Molly are mostly successful at avoiding traumatic Episode 3 flashbacks as they take their second jaunt through the Mario universe with Super Mario Brothers: Great Mission to Rescue Princess Peach (1986). Ben uncovers Luigi’s haunting backstory. Molly gives a masterclass on proper Japanese pronunciation.

Ben and Molly take a magical, musical tour of nontraditional relationships in the polyamory-positive Barbie as the Island Princess (2007). Ben stays up past his bedtime. Molly explains where babies come from.

Ben and Molly return to their kinky comfort zone to watch the feature-length BDSM scene that is My Little Pony: The Movie (2017). Ben celebrates an especially holy birthday. Molly works through some new and confusing feelings towards a unicorn.

Ben and Molly long for the power to travel back in time and save themselves from the hormonal horrors of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993). Ben delivers a sexual manifesto for the ages. Molly encounters some tongue trouble.

Ben and Molly take an inordinate amount of pleasure in watching some of their favorite actors kill and be killed in the cult comedy and toyetic masterpiece Clue (1985). Ben recalls his childhood cats’ sexual dalliances. Molly has strong midriff opinions.

In this special birthday episode, Molly grants Ben honorary status as both an American and a girl so that he might fully appreciate Samantha: An American Girl Holiday (2004). Ben gets a hankering for some trail mix. Molly waxes poetic about her emotionally stunted childhood. If you’re feeling generous, the best gift you could get […]