Ben and Molly find themselves inexplicably watching Spice World (1997) and, still more inexplicably, enjoying it. Ben proudly flaunts his encyclopedic Spice Girls knowledge. Molly meets her second wife.

Ben and Molly take a 70-minute nap while the inconsequential Barbie: Fairytopia (2005) happens to be playing in the background. Ben accidentally leaks the plot of Avengers 4. Molly makes an ambitious plan to pen the next Barbie movie script.

Ben and Molly return once more to the familiar sewers of New York, where Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze (1991) locks them in a horny, reptilian embrace. Ben finds his new calling as a chemtrail truther. Molly learns more about turtle sex than she ever wanted to know.

Ben and Molly learn firsthand the danger of YouTube rabbit trails by haplessly stumbling into a viewing of Action Man: Robot Atak (2004). Ben discovers a beloved toy company’s tragic backstory. Molly dazzles with her expertise on all things Australia.

In this spooktacular Halloween double feature, Ben and Molly watch Monster High: New Ghoul at School (2010) and Monster High: Fright On! (2011) expecting some good-natured scares, and are instead confronted with something truly terrifying. Ben devises a foolproof plan to raise his departed loved ones from the dead. Molly has an emotional encounter with […]

Are they or aren’t they? Ben and Molly examine the crackling sexual tension between Batman and Joker in The Lego Batman Movie (2017). Ben waxes poetic about his orgy preferences. Molly considers a religious conversion.

In this special musical episode, Ben and Molly watch the comparatively chaste Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper (2004), and against all odds still manage to kink it up. Ben integrates some hair-related trauma. Molly attempts to set Ben up with his soulmate.

Ben takes Molly on a whirlwind tour of his favorite sci-fi property by subjecting her to Dr. Who and the Daleks (1965), a film which does a questionable job of capitalizing on the Dalekmania of the 1960s. Ben subsequently regrets every choice he has ever made. Molly pulls a switcheroo on Ben by introducing him to […]

Ben and Molly stew in disappointment after failing to be titillated by Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001). Ben discovers an ugly truth that threatens to derail his comedy career. Molly fondly recalls her own conception.

Ben and Molly put their ignorance of the beloved ’80s property on full display as they traverse the unexpected kink minefield that is Jem and the Holograms (2015). Ben presents a textbook case of Stockholm Syndrome. Molly struggles to understand how towels work.