Welcome to Cracked Spines, where every book is an orc lesbian regency romance novel, that's our thing now. In terms of the emerging OLRR genre, Charlotte Rogan's The Lifeboat tragically fails the Shagrat test (in that no two orcs never speak to each other about something other than eating flesh); however, seeing as it is a novel about a bunch of women trapped in an over-capacity life boat and reflecting on God, Survival, and The Sea, it passes pretty much every other test your podcast hosts could care about.

Support the show